OOC - magic homework for you!

[sythyry]

Your assignment, if you choose to accept it, is to pick (by whatever means appeal to you) one or more spells on the following list of spell names (kindly supplied by Mx Flame) and write suitable descriptions of them in the gaming or magical system of your choice.

Should you choose not to accept this assignment, seven domestic pigeons will not be harmed.

1. Locate Dislocation
2. Terrible Wrath
3. Inflict Minor Traps
4. Stinking Ball Of Good
5. The True Terrible Anathema
6. The Lesser Liturgy Of The Evil Eye
7. False Skin Of Acid
8. Judicious Tempest
9. Doomed Spray
10. Greater Doom Terminate
11. Major Curse Vision
12. Unusual Beam
13. Transmute Binding To Energy
14. Rust Self
15. Improved Swarm Of Corneas
16. Repel Vacation
17. Dominate Krypton
18. Change Tongues To Explosion
19. Spectral Swarm Of Augury
20. Speak With Healing
21. Transmute Fear To Winds
22. The Petulant Binding
23. Improved Arouse Explosion
24. The Niobium Malediction
25. Supreme Cloud
26. Sloppy Symbol
27. Menacing Pattern Of Rope
28. Pomegranite-Eating Shield
29. Prophet's Pattern Of Eyes
30. Blast Of Status
31. True Walk On Doom
32. Improved Oust Food
33. Pattern Of Emotions And Helping And Fear
34. Mass Invisibility To Venom
35. Pilgrim's Swarm
36. Hapless Blast
37. Dr. Michael Sauron's Cage Of Wilting
38. The Boundless Wrath Of The Weird Wizard
39. Minor Inflict Respectable Wonton Soup
40. Limited Wheel Of Anguish
41. See Tomato
42. Resistance Globe To Vulnerability To Status
43. Beautiful Icosahedron Of Snares And Pits
44. False Blast Of Vegetables
45. Breathe Hash Browns
46. Jar Cone
47. Speak With Scroll
48. Spray Of Living
49. Minor Shield Of Immunity To Blurring
50. The Fast Despair Of Donald Duck
51. Minor Dark Foul Up Ice
52. Improved Restoration Circle Against
53. Disruption Tether
54. False Orgone Nimbus
55. Diminish Grouse
56. Extradite Miso
57. Artsy-Fartsy Storm
58. Improved Enrage Dragon
59. The Minor Maddening Bane
60. Major Minor Blade Of Dwarf's Constitution

Comments

[baxil.livejournal.com]

Here's an underappreciated gaming system that goes WAY the heck back!

(Also, as an aside, isn't "56. Extradite Miso" really just a synonym for "32. Improved Oust Food"?)

16.Repel Vacation
Expert Spell
Spell Point Cost: 15
This spell can be used whenever your target seems to be in danger of accomplishing their goals and sashaying off to some beach dimension to sip fruity drinks with little froofy umbrellas. After all, there's nothing more annoying than a guy who sends you postcards saying "Miss you - wish you were here!" while you're up to your ankles in Disgustingly Cute Furry Things armed only with a Short Nasty Pointy Thing and a rusty potato peeler.

The spell causes its target to suffer from a temporary reverse "It'd Take A Miracle!" Effect. The Bartender may think of the most outlandish possible thing that would prevent the target from accomplishing his/her/its objectives, and introduce that thing into the current plot.

[sythyry.livejournal.com]

... Expert spell, spell points, and The Bartender. What system is this?

[baxil.livejournal.com]

I was sneaky and linked to the Wikipedia page for the gaming system in the spell number. ;-) In this case, "Tales from the Floating Vagabond," which was kinda-sorta Toon back before Toon was Toon.

[sythyry.livejournal.com]

Devious! I never read that one, somehow.