OOC - magic homework for you!

[sythyry]

Your assignment, if you choose to accept it, is to pick (by whatever means appeal to you) one or more spells on the following list of spell names (kindly supplied by Mx Flame) and write suitable descriptions of them in the gaming or magical system of your choice.

Should you choose not to accept this assignment, seven domestic pigeons will not be harmed.

1. Locate Dislocation
2. Terrible Wrath
3. Inflict Minor Traps
4. Stinking Ball Of Good
5. The True Terrible Anathema
6. The Lesser Liturgy Of The Evil Eye
7. False Skin Of Acid
8. Judicious Tempest
9. Doomed Spray
10. Greater Doom Terminate
11. Major Curse Vision
12. Unusual Beam
13. Transmute Binding To Energy
14. Rust Self
15. Improved Swarm Of Corneas
16. Repel Vacation
17. Dominate Krypton
18. Change Tongues To Explosion
19. Spectral Swarm Of Augury
20. Speak With Healing
21. Transmute Fear To Winds
22. The Petulant Binding
23. Improved Arouse Explosion
24. The Niobium Malediction
25. Supreme Cloud
26. Sloppy Symbol
27. Menacing Pattern Of Rope
28. Pomegranite-Eating Shield
29. Prophet's Pattern Of Eyes
30. Blast Of Status
31. True Walk On Doom
32. Improved Oust Food
33. Pattern Of Emotions And Helping And Fear
34. Mass Invisibility To Venom
35. Pilgrim's Swarm
36. Hapless Blast
37. Dr. Michael Sauron's Cage Of Wilting
38. The Boundless Wrath Of The Weird Wizard
39. Minor Inflict Respectable Wonton Soup
40. Limited Wheel Of Anguish
41. See Tomato
42. Resistance Globe To Vulnerability To Status
43. Beautiful Icosahedron Of Snares And Pits
44. False Blast Of Vegetables
45. Breathe Hash Browns
46. Jar Cone
47. Speak With Scroll
48. Spray Of Living
49. Minor Shield Of Immunity To Blurring
50. The Fast Despair Of Donald Duck
51. Minor Dark Foul Up Ice
52. Improved Restoration Circle Against
53. Disruption Tether
54. False Orgone Nimbus
55. Diminish Grouse
56. Extradite Miso
57. Artsy-Fartsy Storm
58. Improved Enrage Dragon
59. The Minor Maddening Bane
60. Major Minor Blade Of Dwarf's Constitution

Comments

[hydra-velsen.livejournal.com]

Oh and since I think this needs to be done also ------

Delicious Cube of Evil

The polar opposite to Stinking Ball of Good. Delicious Cube of Evil is an equally complex spell to its counterpart, requiring a lengthy ritual to prepare. A cube-shaped chocolate or vanilla cake is charged with absolutely and profoundly evil (though tasty!) energies. This causes the cake to emit an absolutely enticing aroma which can cause nearly anyone or anything to crave its moist deliciousness and want to eat it.

So delicious is this feast of evil that best friends will strangle eachother, soldiers will betray their king, roosters will cheat on their hens, and cats will give up their rulership of their human subjects/owners, all for a taste of the succulent moistness that is the cake of dread.

To use the item, simply unwrap the cake, resist the urge to take a bite, and lay it out in the open, and get away from it quickly, preferably while masking its luscious aroma with a bag of cow dung, or a handy Stinking Ball of Good. The cube will do the rest to any creature within a quarter mile. Beings with no sense of smell are unaffected.

Reagents include the following: Cake batter, sugar, chocolate, a lie, a quart of milk, an oven at 375 degrees, and a greater pit lord bound into the batter.

The ritual is complex, and a true denizen of the foulest evil must be cajoled into leading the ritual. Barons of Hell, cocker spaniels, and toy poodles have the greatest chance of success in creating this item successfully.

[sythyry.livejournal.com]

*grin*

The cake is a Prince of Lies!