OOC - magic homework for you!

[sythyry]

Your assignment, if you choose to accept it, is to pick (by whatever means appeal to you) one or more spells on the following list of spell names (kindly supplied by Mx Flame) and write suitable descriptions of them in the gaming or magical system of your choice.

Should you choose not to accept this assignment, seven domestic pigeons will not be harmed.

1. Locate Dislocation
2. Terrible Wrath
3. Inflict Minor Traps
4. Stinking Ball Of Good
5. The True Terrible Anathema
6. The Lesser Liturgy Of The Evil Eye
7. False Skin Of Acid
8. Judicious Tempest
9. Doomed Spray
10. Greater Doom Terminate
11. Major Curse Vision
12. Unusual Beam
13. Transmute Binding To Energy
14. Rust Self
15. Improved Swarm Of Corneas
16. Repel Vacation
17. Dominate Krypton
18. Change Tongues To Explosion
19. Spectral Swarm Of Augury
20. Speak With Healing
21. Transmute Fear To Winds
22. The Petulant Binding
23. Improved Arouse Explosion
24. The Niobium Malediction
25. Supreme Cloud
26. Sloppy Symbol
27. Menacing Pattern Of Rope
28. Pomegranite-Eating Shield
29. Prophet's Pattern Of Eyes
30. Blast Of Status
31. True Walk On Doom
32. Improved Oust Food
33. Pattern Of Emotions And Helping And Fear
34. Mass Invisibility To Venom
35. Pilgrim's Swarm
36. Hapless Blast
37. Dr. Michael Sauron's Cage Of Wilting
38. The Boundless Wrath Of The Weird Wizard
39. Minor Inflict Respectable Wonton Soup
40. Limited Wheel Of Anguish
41. See Tomato
42. Resistance Globe To Vulnerability To Status
43. Beautiful Icosahedron Of Snares And Pits
44. False Blast Of Vegetables
45. Breathe Hash Browns
46. Jar Cone
47. Speak With Scroll
48. Spray Of Living
49. Minor Shield Of Immunity To Blurring
50. The Fast Despair Of Donald Duck
51. Minor Dark Foul Up Ice
52. Improved Restoration Circle Against
53. Disruption Tether
54. False Orgone Nimbus
55. Diminish Grouse
56. Extradite Miso
57. Artsy-Fartsy Storm
58. Improved Enrage Dragon
59. The Minor Maddening Bane
60. Major Minor Blade Of Dwarf's Constitution

Comments

[hydra-velsen.livejournal.com]

See Tomato

This simple spell allows one to link his or her sight to the immediate area (About 6 meters) surrounding a tomato. Although cumbersome to prepare for, as ripe, red tomatoes can be hard and messy to carry, this spell can be quite useful as one can enchant a tomato, then throw it a good distance to land in an area the incanter wishes to observe, be this through a window to spy on guards, or under the skirt of a poor-acting, but still attractive thespian on stage.

Duration: 5 minutes per level, or until bored.
Reagents: One ripe, red tomato, preferably large. Cherry tomatoes can be used, but only have one third the visibility range. Bigger is better!


Improved Enrage Dragon

Unlike its predecessor, Enrage Dragon, this spell not only causes the dragon's piles of treasure to be invisible to said dragon, but also conjures upon a red headed woman an illusion of a full suit of dragon scale swimwear, and carrying a handbag absolutely overflowing with stolen dragon treasure. It should also be mentioned that the handbag contains various stickers, all written in dragonese, bearing slogans such as "Lizard Wrangler", "Spay and Neuter Your Dragons", and the ever-popular "Here Be Geckos"

The reagents for this spell are a piece of iron pyrite and a red-headed woman neither of which are likely to be re-usable.

Speak with Scroll

This spell allows one to speak to a piece of parchment. The wizard concentrates for two turns, then gives the scroll her full attention and may begin dialogue. The scroll will listen intently to whatever the wizard has to say for the duration of the enchantment. It should be noted that this spell only allows one-way conversation, as the scroll has neither a brain nor a mouth, and would not be much of a conversationalist anyways.

Duration - 2 minutes per level. The scroll totally forgets everything it was told at the end of the spell and continues to be a normal piece of paper.

Blast of Status

This spell allows a wizard to convince everyone within a 60 foot radius that they are of a different social strata than they are. He can convince a gathering of lords that they are actually beggars crying fr a crust of bread, or a platoon of very strong soldiers that they are actually courtly ladies seeking a duke's favor.

This spell can not be selective, and everyone within the spell's radius will be affected the same. If you want someone to believe they are the king/queen, then everyone within the spell's radius will believe that they are a king/queen.

Duration - 1 hour per point of charisma.
Reagents - A crust of bread and a bread knife, and maybe some butter since it tastes better that way.

[sythyry.livejournal.com]

Cherry tomatoes can be used, but only have one third the visibility range. Very classy indeed. I admire this sort of touch of ... magical realism? Realistic magicalism?

I think that 'Improved Enrage Dragon' spell will work brilliantly.