OOC: Magic Items

[sythyry]

OOC: For no obvious reason, I decided that my text editor was Not Complete without a random impressive-sounding magic item generator. So...

[Poll #993931]

Comments

[coppercheetah.livejournal.com]

When it comes to personal choice, I'd go for the Legendary Importantly Bloodsucking Sword Of Lecherous Chaos, and anyone who knows me knows why.

I have to agree with shaterri in that the Diamond Fork makes the best wedding gift: Ostentatious, extravagant, and only somewhat useful. A close second would be the +2 Insidious Golden Necklace, only because it may be usedc to help break up a couple you don't particularly like.

For McGuffins, I keep looking at the +5 Fearsome Flammifier, but I think it's because I keep getting the idea that it is found that the Flammifier flammifies whatever it's in contact with, and with the adventurer holding on trying to activate it... (Mcguffins for me are more about the comic twist at the end.)

And then, there's poor Lester. Burdened with that +5 Cosmic Necklace of Virginity, I can see him bemoaning "Now I'm a being of at least some significant power--and I still can't get some!"

And then, there's just the strange...
Everlasting Hoary Glove of Wicked Fleshly Imminent Unicorns
Maybe for Presto the Prestidigitating Proctologist, this is a suitable item, being always cold and imbued with the spirit of things with a poking end...

[sythyry.livejournal.com]

You and "Lecherous Chaos" go together like a +3 Rune-Encrusted Grand Ruby Of Aloof Doom and the Venomed Globe Of Monastic Good.

Hey, that's mine!

[allessindra.livejournal.com]

Hey, *I* went with the Legendary Importantly Bloodsucking Sword Of Lecherous Chaos! How many peopel can have that, anyway? Aren't these unique and legendary? *harrumph*