This assignment will follow me for my entire life!

[sythyry]

The great ones mock me!

"Your friends are: insomniac Cani? ultra-loyal Rassimel? Sleeth pretending to be civilized? Sythyry, your first set of questions does not seem to work very well to predict peoples' species, if they aren't willing to tell it right in the first place.

"As for your second and third questions: your analysis of the data is actually right. More of your friends have said that they will marry across species than will date across species. You have, it seems, taken up with a pack of perverts, degenerates, transaffectionates, musicians, libertines, actors, adventurers, rakes, ne'er-do-wells, and, perhaps, if your tastes are sufficiently poor, fops.

"Your fourth question is vanity, pure and simple. Two things are fortunate here: first that people generally did not consider you to be flirting; second that your analysis is simply useless.

"Which is to say that, imprimus, you have to do this exercise a third time; and, secundus, you should associate with a more respectable quality of person."

And so:

[Poll #80562]

Comments

[paka.livejournal.com]

For instance, there could be a quiz about the nature of frock-coats; of what variety boots best demonstrate the shape of one's calves, or what the alternative is if you happen not to have legs; or the like.

[collie13.livejournal.com]

Or if you want to be really naught- er, clever, make up a quiz which flatters your professor's sartorial (*cough*) splendor, and turn it in with a straight face.

Then you'll be well on your way to becoming an actor, and associating more with professors. ;)