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sythyryThe great ones mock me!
"Your friends are: insomniac Cani? ultra-loyal Rassimel? Sleeth pretending to be civilized? Sythyry, your first set of questions does not seem to work very well to predict peoples' species, if they aren't willing to tell it right in the first place.
"As for your second and third questions: your analysis of the data is actually right. More of your friends have said that they will marry across species than will date across species. You have, it seems, taken up with a pack of perverts, degenerates, transaffectionates, musicians, libertines, actors, adventurers, rakes, ne'er-do-wells, and, perhaps, if your tastes are sufficiently poor, fops.
"Your fourth question is vanity, pure and simple. Two things are fortunate here: first that people generally did not consider you to be flirting; second that your analysis is simply useless.
"Which is to say that, imprimus, you have to do this exercise a third time; and, secundus, you should associate with a more respectable quality of person."
And so:
[Poll #80562]
"Your friends are: insomniac Cani? ultra-loyal Rassimel? Sleeth pretending to be civilized? Sythyry, your first set of questions does not seem to work very well to predict peoples' species, if they aren't willing to tell it right in the first place.
"As for your second and third questions: your analysis of the data is actually right. More of your friends have said that they will marry across species than will date across species. You have, it seems, taken up with a pack of perverts, degenerates, transaffectionates, musicians, libertines, actors, adventurers, rakes, ne'er-do-wells, and, perhaps, if your tastes are sufficiently poor, fops.
"Your fourth question is vanity, pure and simple. Two things are fortunate here: first that people generally did not consider you to be flirting; second that your analysis is simply useless.
"Which is to say that, imprimus, you have to do this exercise a third time; and, secundus, you should associate with a more respectable quality of person."
And so:
[Poll #80562]
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Date: 2002-12-04 11:07 am (UTC)If I may be so bold and indiscreet, after advising any Cani present to tuck the tips of their ears in to avoid hearing what shall doubtless be seen as proof of my own perfidy and foppitude, I have found from long association with members of my immediate ancestry who shall remain nameless that those who collect meng miniatures are among the most boring and long-winded individuals in the Tree, so free of perversion and degeneracy that were it not for the immediate and provable evidence, to wit, myself, one would presume them to be ensured of dying as virgins, and because of all of this evidence these sad folk probably count as a 'better,' or more tepid, class of people to associate with.
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Date: 2002-12-04 11:32 am (UTC)There is that.... perhaps I am being counselled to associate with organized criminals instead of disorganized ones?
I have found from long association with members of my immediate ancestry who shall remain nameless
It is fortunate that you have so many immediate ancestors that no-one shall ever guess which one, or two, or eleven, you mean.
because of all of this evidence these sad folk probably count as a 'better,' or more tepid, class of people to associate with.
It is advice such as yours that provides young people, such as myself, with a clear and absolute moral guidance that leaves no room for ambiguity or doubt! I shall rush over to the club of miniature collectors on the instant! O Tepidity, bide a moment, wait for my eager coming embrace!
[Sythyry slips out the window, and sneaks over to the nearest student bar. Zie asks around for miniature collectors, finds none, and sips a small chalice of pren brandy to console zirself.]
[OOC - very grin! I am quite amused!]