Addendum ... Scorecard for Monsters, part 2

[sythyry]

I am a hermaphrodite. Not a male, not a female, not a co-lover, and definitely not a both-female. A hermaphrodite.

If you want to use one of the other genders, try female. I'm wearing Orren-girl shape a lot these days. And I've got a boyfriend. He's male -- I checked. Supposedly male Orrens tend to prefer female Orrens above all others, though mine rather wilts at the thought. Anyways, if you've got to pretend I'm some incorrect gender, pick female, if you would be so kind.

And please stop asking about my intimate anatomy. Consult a standard reference work if you must know. Or some Zi Ri pornography. I can provide you a bibliography of Zi Ri pornography -- I know where Ilottat keeps his stash.

[OOC -- Sorry! Sythyry's a little edgy just now. -bb]

Comments

[sythyry.livejournal.com]

Never drink while reading Sythyry!

[collie13.livejournal.com]

LOL! Curiosity compells me to ask -- will you be sharing this important safety tip for monsters with Vae any time soon? ;)

[sythyry.livejournal.com]

Keeping Vae from choking is not one of my new duties!

[collie13.livejournal.com]

Heh, and think of the report it would engender:

"Dangerous nendrai subject defeated, sir!"

"Really?! HOW?!"

"Umm... would you believe... the Zi Ri knew a killer joke?"

[collie13.livejournal.com]

[[Oh! That reminds me, Bard -- did the email arrive safely? ;) ]]