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I am a hermaphrodite. Not a male, not a female, not a co-lover, and definitely not a both-female. A hermaphrodite.

If you want to use one of the other genders, try female. I'm wearing Orren-girl shape a lot these days. And I've got a boyfriend. He's male -- I checked. Supposedly male Orrens tend to prefer female Orrens above all others, though mine rather wilts at the thought. Anyways, if you've got to pretend I'm some incorrect gender, pick female, if you would be so kind.

And please stop asking about my intimate anatomy. Consult a standard reference work if you must know. Or some Zi Ri pornography. I can provide you a bibliography of Zi Ri pornography -- I know where Ilottat keeps his stash.

[OOC -- Sorry! Sythyry's a little edgy just now. -bb]

Date: 2005-05-22 03:36 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sythyry.livejournal.com
Something about chatting with people from another universe, I suppose...

Date: 2005-05-22 04:07 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] kistaro
Probably a reasonable conclusion. You are, after all, the only source we have for such information, irrelevant (to us) and invasive (to you) it may be! Although a bibliography would be interesting, it is hardly useful to those in a universe that, tragically, lacks Zi Ri pornography. Not to say that there does not exist pornography of creatures that do not exist in this universe (or at least in local space), as rendered by extremely creative and, all things considered, relatively popular artists, but alas, none of Zi Ri.

Considering that you are conversing with members of a species that has a tendency to create pornography of other species, within such an uncivilized context the excessive interrogation may be, perhaps, more understandable?

Date: 2005-05-22 04:18 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sythyry.livejournal.com
[OOC: Hmph! [livejournal.com profile] beetiger and I have been working tirelessly to bring you a great deal of information about the World Tree and its inhabitants! OK, not pornography. -bb]

You, sir, need a far better inter-library loan system.

Though, come to think of it, I haven't tried ordering pornography through ours.

Date: 2005-05-22 06:17 am (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] greenreaper.livejournal.com
You know, you probably could charge $7.12 a month for World Tree porn . . . *grins, ducks and runs*

Date: 2005-05-22 12:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sythyry.livejournal.com
Y'know, it has been suggested that I write a private, subscribers-only adult thread of Sythyry.

Date: 2005-05-22 01:10 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] greenreaper.livejournal.com
It's an idea. It doesn't sound like you'd enjoy it that much, though, given your comment about inspiration in the previous post. I'd be far less surprised to see something like a comedic enactment of "The Khtsoyis and I" on [livejournal.com profile] sythery :-)

Date: 2005-05-22 04:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sythyry.livejournal.com
I don't think I'd enjoy it, no.

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