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[sythyry]

Ten things that I've done that I'm pretty sure nobody else reading this has done.

1. I have gotten a man to divorce his husband and wife over me, without specifically doing anything with him.
2. I have been the decoration on a birthday cake for someone else.
3. I have sat on the head of a carnivorous warhorse while the rider paralyzed her uncle's leg.
4. I have performed Greater Enchantments across from a Sleeth.
5. I have comforted a both-female. Repeatedly. Bleh.
6. I have counted cisaffectionate vs. transaffectionate couples at the Pillar of Incangiophor at midnight.
7. I have referred to a Herethroy prostitute named "Pleasant Blossom" as "Pleasant Bottom" by mistake.
8. I have mistaken a countess for a hired thug.
9. I have delayed a countess for quite some time, striving to keep her from seeing her childhood friend.
10. I have repeatedly missed the fact that people told me that my lover is married.
11. I have acquired a taste for a condiment of fermented snakes, garlic, and chilis.
12. I have had a dean break my right forepaw.
13. I have flung leek scraps at Judge Pelchergrey Mesidion-Porgu.
14. I have accidentally had four dinners in one day.
15. I have spraddled with two Rassimel for most of a night. And still considered myself virgin afterwards.

I'm sure there are ten in there.

Comments

[cktraveler.livejournal.com]

#7 reminds me of the old story about the army regiment who robbed a nobleman's orchard to replace the plumes on their hats, and was thus nicknamed the Pheasant Pluckers. No regiment ever enunciated their fight songs more clearly.

Amazingly, I can still ditto two of these. And would one specifically have had to fling leek scraps at Judge Pelchergrey Mesidion-Porgu, or would another vegetable or judge do just as well?

[dasnarrenschiff.livejournal.com]

"I'm not a pheasant plucker, I'm the pheasant plucker's son, and I'm busy plucking pheasants 'til the pheasant plucker comes…"

My mom taught me that when I was about five. o.O