Equipment for a Seduction.
Oct. 1st, 2002 12:40 pmWhen one glides silently towards an Orren, as for prey, one might well choose among these things:
SETTING
* A shady grove in Ghaln-Yastrou Park, surrounded by high bushes.
* A promise from Dustweed that zie will go study at the library for an evening.
* The cooperation of the Orren's wife in arranging a private room.
SUPPLIES
* A horn of brandy
* A bottle of oil
* A pouch of dried spiced fishes.
APPROACH
* A direct invitation
* A roundabout reminder of once-made offers
* A recommendation from a friendly wife.
Wish me luck, and good decisions..
SETTING
* A shady grove in Ghaln-Yastrou Park, surrounded by high bushes.
* A promise from Dustweed that zie will go study at the library for an evening.
* The cooperation of the Orren's wife in arranging a private room.
SUPPLIES
* A horn of brandy
* A bottle of oil
* A pouch of dried spiced fishes.
APPROACH
* A direct invitation
* A roundabout reminder of once-made offers
* A recommendation from a friendly wife.
Wish me luck, and good decisions..
Unsolicited advice from a random Orren
Date: 2002-10-01 11:34 am (UTC)Advice number the second is I'd recommend the public approach -- no roommates or wives or anyone coming in at odd times, I'd rather the odd stranger walk by than someone I knew, 'specially if I were getting refused or being awkward or something, that last of which is likely to happen since I don't think you ever did an Orren if I heard right around school.
As for the stuffs, might as well bring fish and brandy and oil, if you've got the lozens to cover it, which I figure you do 'cause you're Zi Ri.
By the way, I'm trying to not even think about how an Orren does a Zi Ri, I think it's the feathers in the mouth part that would get to me. But if you need some more specific advices, let me know. I got really into sex for a while last year and I learned a lot of really good stuff.
Your new friend and secret advisor,
Floosh!
Re: Unsolicited advice from a random Orren
Date: 2002-10-02 02:57 pm (UTC)OK, now I've got images that will haunt me for a while.
Feather in the mouth? But... I... errr... umm.... how about them glirries?
Your favorite "Cani dressed in a Rassimel suit", and mine - Mie :)
Re: Unsolicited advice from a random Orren
Date: 2007-10-28 02:14 pm (UTC)Re: Unsolicited advice from a random Orren
Date: 2007-10-28 03:13 pm (UTC)