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When one glides silently towards an Orren, as for prey, one might well choose among these things:
SETTING
* A shady grove in Ghaln-Yastrou Park, surrounded by high bushes.
* A promise from Dustweed that zie will go study at the library for an evening.
* The cooperation of the Orren's wife in arranging a private room.
SUPPLIES
* A horn of brandy
* A bottle of oil
* A pouch of dried spiced fishes.
APPROACH
* A direct invitation
* A roundabout reminder of once-made offers
* A recommendation from a friendly wife.

Wish me luck, and good decisions..

Unsolicited advice from a random Orren

Date: 2002-10-01 11:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] beetiger.livejournal.com
Couldn't help looking over your shoulder while you made these notes. My advice? Well, first of all, don't get the wife all mixed up in arranging your trysting. You'll never know what they're really up to, in their relationship and it could get all messy or you could get made fun of or something! Also, if he decides not to pursue it you'll be pretty embarrassed if you set it up that way. Unless you are putting the moves on both of them of course, that's different, go for it!

Advice number the second is I'd recommend the public approach -- no roommates or wives or anyone coming in at odd times, I'd rather the odd stranger walk by than someone I knew, 'specially if I were getting refused or being awkward or something, that last of which is likely to happen since I don't think you ever did an Orren if I heard right around school.

As for the stuffs, might as well bring fish and brandy and oil, if you've got the lozens to cover it, which I figure you do 'cause you're Zi Ri.

By the way, I'm trying to not even think about how an Orren does a Zi Ri, I think it's the feathers in the mouth part that would get to me. But if you need some more specific advices, let me know. I got really into sex for a while last year and I learned a lot of really good stuff.

Your new friend and secret advisor,
Floosh!

Re: Unsolicited advice from a random Orren

Date: 2002-10-02 02:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mike-kenshin.livejournal.com
By the way, I'm trying to not even think about how an Orren does a Zi Ri, I think it's the feathers in the mouth part that would get to me.

OK, now I've got images that will haunt me for a while.

Feather in the mouth? But... I... errr... umm.... how about them glirries?

Your favorite "Cani dressed in a Rassimel suit", and mine - Mie :)

Re: Unsolicited advice from a random Orren

Date: 2007-10-28 02:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] esory.livejournal.com
Hey! Flooooooosh! started reading your diary way before I did.

Re: Unsolicited advice from a random Orren

Date: 2007-10-28 03:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sythyry.livejournal.com
She did! It's not as if my diary were private, after all.

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