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Three False, One True
On the implicit advice of
lediva, I will say
three false things about myself, and one true one. The
question is, which is true?
- The first spell I grafted was Cute Fangs of the Hearthfire (Sustenoc Pyrador 10), which, of course, paralyzes a small fire so that the flames do not move (but otherwise the fire burns normally). [This is unusual -- most people start with complexity-5 spells -- but a reasonably smart Zi Ri of minimal skill could handle a complexity-10 Sustenoc spell, so it's not impossible. -bb]
- I was debating joining the Red Chitin knightly order. Yes, they're mostly Herethroy, but there isn't a knightly order that's mostly Zi Ri. I decided to go to Vheshrame Academy after understanding that the Red Chitin knightly vows are perpetual, instead of eighty-one years as I had thought.
- My first governess was an alarmingly fat Orren woman named Treaclesways (and later Crown-Of-Icicles). She was absolutely decent and proper ... but one evening she smuggled me out of my ~mother~'s tower in a handbasket and brought me to her home, where her husbands and wife were engaged in activities that inspired me considerably for later life.
- Because of my geneology -- specifically descent from Myrihaaveinen -- I am obliged to spend twenty-seven years as the court wizard of Oorah Nirax, the city that zie founded. I have about three centuries to prepare for this obligation. Fortunately, it pays fairly well; the court wizards are notorious for raiding the treasury.
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Hmm... my first inclination is #2. But operating under reverse psychology, #3 seems highly appropriate. Too appropriate. So I pick #3.
Now, a clever man would put the poison into his own goblet, because he would know that only a great fool would reach for what he was given. I am not a great fool, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you. But you must have known I was not a great fool, you would have counted on it, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me!
*falls over*
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- HC
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I keep trying to explain this, but can't seem to. Drat.
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1- you're artifact was aquador, not pyrador, so I'm guessing your best noun isn't pyrador.
2- erm, I don't see you as a knight, no offense.
3- ah *hem*, right, erm... possible, but I'm guessing not true.
4- I can believe such a strange family requirement might be in your future, possibly. If it is true, I'd be interested in learning how the city got such a, erm... law? requirement?
-Tau