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Mirrored from Sythyry.

[Today's entry delayed on account of some horses and pie and things. -bb]

[This is not part of a novella, just travelogue. -bb]

First Day is, of course, the first day of the new year. It is also the anniversary of the day that the Herethroy and the Sleeth got created, so it is very much a Celebration of Primeness sort of day. Back home, that means a rather bumptious and sometimes ribald sort of festivity. Hanija is a lot more dignified about it.

They have parades. Parades, in a city of canals, are not a simple matter. They involve floats. These floats actually, literally, float. Not in the usual way, with levitation spells, either. They float on boats.

Which would work a lot better, I think, if Hanija did not have a thousand and seventy beautiful and decorative — and rather low — bridges. Well, there are some canals which have only high bridges: the Canal of Shippingness, the Rufjith Canal, and the four canals around the Ietunudaro make for a very nice route for masted boats, and, hence, tall floats.

But for most of the city, the bridges are numerous and low. And pretty! It is a rare bridge which does not have square pots of flowers spaced regularly on it, and a little shrine sort of thing in the middle. (The shrines are not generally religious ones. Lots of them are devoted to some civic virtue — my favorite cafe is across the Bridge of Linoth and Sapei-Yobung, which has a very pretty little shrine to Behaving Respectfully To Those Of Lesser Rank Than Onesself. Some are to some particular person, which I think usually is someone who paid for the bridge. Or sporting teams, or, in one particularly egregious case, the addition of the letters “-f” and “-ng” to the Hanijan alphabet, which in the Bad Old Days used the same symbol for “-th” and “-f”, and for “-ng” and for “-m”, and there was Much Woeful Confusion. One could not tell a tofyof (“tofyof”) from an adjective meaning ‘growing in the style of a mushroom or fungus’ (tothyof). Now the situation is clearer, in most cases, though I leave my own out of it.)

This means that parades going on most canals have to be low, and flattish, and altitudinally deprived.

So, we sat on the Bridge of Linoth and Sapei-Yobung, on the shrine to Behaving Respectfully to Those of Lesser Rank Than Onesself, and watched. I sat on Arfaen’s shoulder, with my head respectfully lowered, as befits a tofyof in the presence of zir keeper. Arfaen picked up bits of grilled liver and fish on teethpick, and fed them to me. I believe that the spirit of the shrine would have been pleased, if it had been real rather than metaphorical, which it was not.

Beside us were some of the other couples who were legally allowed to be transaffectionate in the streets in Hanija, being legally transaffectionate in the street. Which is to say, Phaniet was holding Este’s hand very nervously. (Mellilot was off to one side, staying away from her ex-lover Arfaen.) She kept looking around and dropping it when she saw other people around, then remembered that she is legally Este’s keeper, so she took it again. Legality gives one the most remarkable powers.

Oh, and Jyondre and Yerenthax were thoroughly wrapped up together, but that is not so unusual for them.

“When we make our own city, I think we should have higher bridges. That picture of Hrikkak the Mighty looks more like Hrikkak the Squished Flat By Falling Off A Very Tall Building,” said Jyondre.

“Well, that float was made by third-graders,” noted Este. “That may have something to do with how splatted it looks. Still, Jyondre does have a point. High bridges.”

“Why not have flat bridges with Locador transoins underneath them, so that very tall ships can fit underneath them?” asked Phaniet.

Jyondre scratched his head. “Isn’t that a very lot of enchantment for Sythyry to do?”

Phaniet laughed. “Well, it’ll be part of the crystallization effect.”

I looked up. “What am I doing, now?”

Phaniet patted my head. “Building us a city like a good little lizard.”

“I am?”

“You can wait ’til we get home,” said Phaniet, kindly.

I blinked. “Sweet of you to give me that permission. Do I get a say in the matter?”

Phaniet thought about that a minute. “Well, probably you could veto it if you really wanted to. But you don’t really want to, so no, you don’t get a say in the matter.”

I looked grumpy, buried my muzzle in my keeper’s fur, and complained about Cani until my keeper reminded me she’s Cani too.

Yerenthax asked, “Why will we have bridges?”

“To go over the canals, just like Hanija,” said Jyondre.

Yerenthax asked, “Why will we have canals?”

“Because Sythyry will want to attract all the Orren zie can to the city,” said Jyondre.

I buried my muzzle in Arfaen’s armpit and swore off Orren for life for the, um, I think it’s 178th time.

Date: 2011-04-18 06:09 pm (UTC)
rowyn: (cute)
From: [personal profile] rowyn
Looks like your clients have decided they want a city of their own. I mean, your own. Have you been talking to them about your plans?

Date: 2011-04-18 11:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sythyry.livejournal.com
I'm not sure whose plans they are -- or there are many plans, a few of them mine. It has been a favorite topic of conversation for a few weeks now.

Date: 2011-04-18 06:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] terrycloth.livejournal.com
And all the norren, too!

Date: 2011-04-18 06:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tuftears.livejournal.com
Only the 178th time? };)

Date: 2011-04-18 07:41 pm (UTC)
rowyn: (smile)
From: [personal profile] rowyn
That's only a couple of times a year! Well, zie probably didn't have to swear off them often when zie was with Mynthe.

Date: 2011-04-18 08:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tuftears.livejournal.com
Zie's not even dating an Orren right now, zie's got Phaniet! Or Phaniet has zir. So, swearing off Orrens doesn't have to be linked with who zie is with at the moment. <_< Clearly, Sythyry is mellowing out with a bit of time and perspective on the subject of Orrens!

Date: 2011-04-18 09:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] terrycloth.livejournal.com
Arfaen.

Although Phaniet has zir as her master. Mistress. Matress?

Date: 2011-04-18 09:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tuftears.livejournal.com
Oops, my bad!

But I giggled at your pun. ^_^

Date: 2011-04-18 11:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sythyry.livejournal.com
Arfaen. Phaniet is my assistant, whom I am not dating. And the tally might be off by a few thousand.

Date: 2011-04-18 07:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kris-schnee.livejournal.com
If I really liked swimming, I don't think I'd want to do it in the typical city canal, considering that they're open sewers!

That alphabetical addition must be celebrated by all users of swears.

Date: 2011-04-18 11:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sythyry.livejournal.com
The canals of Hanija are not so bad -- the town has a separate sewer system. Where are the Orren to swim, if not the canals?

And ... swears? sewars?

Date: 2011-04-19 12:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] terrycloth.livejournal.com
f-ing curse words!

Date: 2011-04-21 06:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] alex-muridae.livejournal.com
As Terrycloth pointed out, that might be a reference to perhaps the third most vile, most versatile, and arguably most used (among the higher echelons of swearing) words in one of the more popular of many languages on a world that some of us share or resemble.

This word happens to begin with an "f" sound and can end with a "ng" sound in the verb or adjective form. As your translator; you might get an honest response.

Date: 2011-04-18 08:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dracosphynx.livejournal.com
Obviously, your city should be one giant dew drop of water, with the buildings inside floating around in air bubbles and connected by air-bridges! You can make the giant water bubble both the city structure and the city wall (i.e. it rejects anyone/thing who is not supposed to enter). This could be quite useful if the entire city was essentially 'embedded' in the city wall -- any trouble maker who is caught could just be pushed out of a building into the water, where they might be encased in ice and ejected.

This gives you some flexibility to grow, since you could start with a smaller size and grow it.

Either way, it sounds like you should brush up on your Mentador -- I mean, Aquador, just in case.

Hanging Waters?

Date: 2011-04-18 09:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kris-schnee.livejournal.com
Although that would certainly look pretty, the prototype comes off as "cruel unforgiving platforming".

Date: 2011-04-19 07:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] delight-in.livejournal.com
Wow that sounds so fun I'd love to live in a city like that! I bet lots of other Orren would like it too.

Date: 2011-04-18 08:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kensan-oni.livejournal.com
Horsies! *heart* I want to see pictures!

... and ... Is Phaniet invoking doom, or what?

Date: 2011-04-18 09:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fringe-worthy.livejournal.com
Maybe they are trying to have Sythyry's space increase at a faster rate then Sythyry's Doom, in the hopes of reducing the Doom density?

What is the growth rate of Sythyry's Doom anyways? Linear, polynomial, exponential?

Date: 2011-04-18 09:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] postrodent.livejournal.com
I am surprised this is only the 178th time you've sworn off orren. You seemed to do it every couple of days during your entertainingly misspent youth -- has the frequency dropped radically since then, such that you're only doing so every couple of years now? :)

Regardless, I continue to find your adventures very entertaining... wait, that came out all wrong. :>

Date: 2011-04-18 10:48 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
This brings to mind some questions I have for you, Sythyry.

In terms of available resources (hCevian, Vae, your personal magic skill, your collection of enchanted stuff, etc.), how do you compare with other mages on the world-tree?

Does magic pollute? The technology we use here very readily causes ecological devastation. If it does, what effects does magical pollution have on the animals/environment?

What city would *you* like to have, regardless of any realistic constraints (such as vae turning everyone into animate jello, or those pesky things called morality or physics)?

Date: 2011-04-25 04:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] foomf.livejournal.com
Without being Sythyry I can still answer one or two of those questions.

Magic does not readily pollute within the World Tree itself; magic is provided by the will of the Noun and Verb gods and inherent in every aspect of the existence of anything in that universe. They don't WANT to have their will twisted into causing harm to their collective creation. Magic can doubtless become twisted and dangerous, but that's true of technology, society, and so forth; it's much more likely that one of the gods will decide to create something or someone nasty than that one will encounter pollution per se on the World Tree.

Pollution is in effect a concentration of the byproducts of a process of manufacturing or of daily life. whose build-up results in a generally unintended hazard to the lives, health, and well-being of living beings who encounter it, or to the balance of an ecosystem. Sewage built up in cities is pollution, and was the first pollution problem the society of monsters who reads this journal had to deal with. Since there are primes, monsters, and gods who would become Interested should someone systematically build up dross that had this effect, my expectation is that there is not such a problem on the World Tree at this time.

I would personally think that Sythyry is a city-class entity, but not yet a nation-class entity.

Date: 2011-04-25 05:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sythyry.livejournal.com
I'm tolerably skillful, and capable of many astounding and alarming actions. Often, I do them intentionally.

Magic does not pollute greatly, though there are exceptions.

I am thinking about the last question.

Date: 2011-04-19 03:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stormydragon.livejournal.com
Why do I suspect there's a form of Hanijan comedy that involves making up fake bridge shrines for "civic virtues" that accurately describe Hanijan culture but in a less than flattering light?

For example, the Shrine of Pretending to Not Notice Nobility Flouting the Law

Благодарю за инфу

Date: 2011-06-04 05:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mildredzoxak.livejournal.com
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Date: 2012-02-08 11:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ralstonolo.livejournal.com
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Date: 2012-02-20 08:01 am (UTC)
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