“To My Tofyof”

[sythyry]

Mirrored from Sythyry.

To my Tofyof


Oh, you rilly ring my ringle

As we tringle and we tangle

And there’s nothing like your fingle

that can make my wongle dangle.



Oh, you surely shine my shingle,

Shock the sheets into a shangle

When we make a meaty mingle,

when we meet a making mangle.



When you try to touch my tingle

in post-adolescent angle …

You are such a little wingle …

Wearing nothing but a bangle …



—anonymous, but widely circulated among Hanijans who keep tofyofs.

Comments

[stormydragon.livejournal.com]

Umm... what exactly are they keeping these tofyofs for? It sounds rather purient.

[sythyry.livejournal.com]

It is rather prurient: a tofyof is a legally-registered concubine (of any sex and species, as it happens). More than a simple playmate; less than a spouse, or so I gather.

[rowyn]

It sounds like it was written by a Khtsoyis. Or maybe that's just Grinwipey's influence on my view of Khtsoyis. >:)

[sythyry.livejournal.com]

[It could be written anonymousoyisly!]

[ladyperegrine.livejournal.com]

I thought the same thing. :-D

[chipuni.livejournal.com]

But it's a lot more fun when the tofyof TOUCHES my tingle!

(By the way, shouldn't the last line be "Wearing nothing but a bangle..."?)

[sythyry.livejournal.com]

Yes, indeed it should. I shall have my recalcitrant and error-prone translator punished straightaway.

[kensan-oni.livejournal.com]

Make him eat Raspberry Tarts! I hear he hates that!

[sythyry.livejournal.com]

[Bard peers at its not-quite-diet, and whimpers, punished. -bb]

[terrycloth.livejournal.com]

Is a tofyof anything like a shoggoth?

[sythyry.livejournal.com]

I suppose that they are both living beings. Is that "anything like"?

[rowyn]

I'm sure some people think a shoggoth would make a good tofyof! O:)

[sythyry.livejournal.com]

[Bard has not shown the connotations of 'tofyof' yet!]

[chipuni.livejournal.com]

If you take a shoggoth as a tofyof,
Expect to find your wongle bit off.