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Mirrored from Sythyry.

Me: “Please explain!”

Phaniet: “Simple enough. Nalche was being held in a basement. Her aunt had put a prison-brace on her: if she tried to leave the house without permission, or tried to take it off, it threw fire bees at her. Light ones, but very stingsome and painful. She’d tried it out, as you recall.”

Me: “Yes, I remember the burns. How did you get it off her?” I know Phaniet’s magical skills intimately; while she is not weak, she is not mighty either. Though stronger than when we set off…

Phaniet: [with a proud flagging of her tail] “We tricked it off.”

Me: “Oh, do tell?”

Phaniet: “We found out what was going on with a bit of scouting and spying: Nalche, basement, prison-brace borrowed from the city guard. Rehit is such a treasure! So we dumped a bottle on Inconnu, and made him invisible and inosmible, and he crept into the basement with a couple of useful little tools from your collection.”

Me: “Inconnu will gladly leap to the rescue of a bitch in distress!”

Phaniet: “Exactly. I’m curious to see if he gets the traditional reward from her, traffed up … She’s not exactly traff, but she’s not exactly not traff, if you know what I mean.”

Me: “I have not the slightest clue.”

Phaniet: “I’m not a spirit-doctor …”

Me: “Alas that you are not, for if you were, you’ve a splendid patient … whom I left in Oorah Thrassen. Pray continue.”

Phaniet: “Anyways, I get the sense that she isn’t missing just the Cani emotions; she’s very insensitive to some normal ones too, probably including the ability to love.”

Me: “So sad!”

Phaniet: “Yes. I think she can probably learn to love, or at least to share affection, but it will not come naturally to her. Still I am not a spirit-doctor; I could be wrong. Anyways, I have no idea what Inconnu has gotten out of her, or, more likely, gotten into her.”

Me: “Ah, yes, Inconnu had gotten to her…”

Phaniet: “So Inconnu gave her a talisman to turn into a Khtsoyis, make the prison-brace invisible, and gave her three big spiky clubs and a stereotypical loot-bag. And Nalche floats up to her mother in the pantry, and she says, says she, ‘Oi! Here I am, somehow in your house, but you’ve seen me. Mind if I stay here for a while and inspect your valuables and maybe your rump?’ Well, the mother says, ‘Out! Out of my house!’ Nalche says, ‘I hope you don’t mind if I take some of your most expensive treasures out of it when I go?’ The mother says, ‘You may not! Leave all our possessions and get out, or I’m calling the city guard on you in about half of no time.’”

Me: “Ooh, very clever. Permission to exit the house and leave the prison-brace there. Nice trick, that! You didn’t need me a bit; I’d have just tried to pry the thing off by sorcery, and probably woken up half the city doing it.”

Phaniet sat on the divan, and grinned, and wag-wag-wagged her tail. It was obviously her plan, or mostly, so I fluttered over and kissed her ears and generally praised her. That’s why she really stays around, you know. The traff-community trick, the substantial wages, the promise of immortality: those are just lagniappe.

Me: “Not that explain. The other explain. About why Mellilot needed to ask you about leaving Strayway.”

Phaniet: “Oh! That! You know the stereotype of two-mammal traff couples? That we really have Herethroy envy, and want an insectile third person to play with.”

Me: “The ever-classic ‘hot bug babe’. Yes. Mynthë got propositioned for that quite often; she was thoroughly sick of it.” (And once in a while accepted the offers, but never mind that.)

Phaniet: “Well, it’s a stupid stereotype really, but it’s a stereotype for a reason.”

Me: “You and Este have been together a long time. Are you starting a Serious Relationship with Mellilot, or just playing, or what?”

Phaniet: “Not exactly sure yet. We’ll see how it works out.”

Me: “Well, best of luck and skill and affection to you!”

Phaniet: “Thank you strongly!”

Date: 2010-07-23 11:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] terrana.livejournal.com
Which is why Phaniet stays around? The puzzles themselves, getting your praise for solving them or a bit of both? I can certainly relate to the former, but I'm not sure how much the later would come from just being Cani.

Date: 2010-07-23 12:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sythyry.livejournal.com
I exaggerated. She stays for many reasons, of which praise is a small but significant one.

Date: 2010-07-23 12:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] terrana.livejournal.com
Ah. I can be a bit dense sometimes, as you see.

Date: 2010-07-23 12:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bloofox.livejournal.com
I like Phaniet more and more.

Heck, every time any of your critters gets narrative focus I decide I like him/her/it/zie.

(I'm tempted to invent my own gender neutral pronoun that's just a picture of an arrow pointing in the direction of the antecedent. ← if it's earlier on the same line ↑ if it's further up the page…maybe ↖ if it's on a previous page.)

Date: 2010-07-23 01:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sythyry.livejournal.com
I am glad you like my friends! I like them too. usually!

Date: 2010-07-23 03:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] delight-in.livejournal.com
Except Zascalle hearing more about her didn't make me like her any more! Or Thiane really either but Thiane wasn't quite so annoying.

Date: 2010-07-23 06:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] terrycloth.livejournal.com
Clearly, Sythyry is adept at blackening the names of zir enemies and... um... lightening the names of zir friends in zir own journal.

Except for Rheng and Inconnu, that zie doesn't seem to like much but still come off as sympathetic.

Date: 2010-07-24 05:46 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] delight-in.livejournal.com
Awww I think Sythyrs likes Inconnu zie just isn't comfortable with all the flirting from one of zir clients.

Date: 2010-07-23 12:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sianmink.livejournal.com
Brilliant rescue. Phaniet should get plenty of praise and pettings.

Date: 2010-07-23 05:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tuftears.livejournal.com
Concur! :)

Date: 2010-07-23 06:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kris-schnee.livejournal.com
If the wise general is the one who wins without fighting, the wize wizard is the one who wins without casting a spell!

Date: 2010-07-23 01:06 pm (UTC)
rowyn: (cute)
From: [personal profile] rowyn
I had no idea that bugs were so hot! To mammals. This must be useful to Umbers, anyway. >:)

And Phaniet's plan to get Nalche out was wonderfully clever. :)

Date: 2010-07-23 01:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sythyry.livejournal.com
Herethroy are very pretty!

And they're sort of pure elemental threesome, too.

Date: 2010-07-26 02:55 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] alex-muridae.livejournal.com
A good point; I'm not sure why that didn't occur to us right away. I would guess it has something to do with not having any likewise tri-gendered species who we commonly date. I suppose the four And I would agree; they are elegant.

Date: 2010-07-26 02:55 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] alex-muridae.livejournal.com
*I suppose the four arms would come in handy, and I would agree; they are elegant.

[sorry ^^;]

Date: 2010-07-23 05:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] brynndragon.livejournal.com
The ever-classic 'hot bug babe'

*falls over laughing*

Sometimes primes and monsters are not so different! I mean, the particulars are very different, but the principle is all too familiar. . .

Date: 2010-07-23 07:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gavinfox.livejournal.com
*Snrk* "Hot bug babe" oh wooowwww.... that's just too much... *giggles to himself*

Date: 2010-07-24 12:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stormydragon.livejournal.com
Me: “The ever-classic ‘hot bug babe’. Yes. Mynthë got propositioned for that quite often; she was thoroughly sick of it.” (And once in a while accepted the offers, but never mind that.)

I thought the stereotypical 'hot bug babe' was the co-lovers? In terms of stereotyping (at least as they appeared to me anyways), the females seem the least 'babe-like' of the four herethroy genders...

Date: 2010-07-26 02:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] alex-muridae.livejournal.com
Aaah, I see the point our dear carapaced friend puts fourth; it is not four separate genders, but three on a sliding scale. And that's just the physical aspect; I expect mental and preferential aspects are another unconsidered. ^^

Date: 2010-07-26 11:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stickseed-doom.livejournal.com
More like three plus bothersome and shameful doom.

Date: 2010-07-24 11:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] allessindra.livejournal.com
I think 'babe' might have different connotations here...

:)

From: [identity profile] allessindra.livejournal.com

Sythyry? Has your translator shown you pictures of the dominant sapient species that zie's a member of? I'm wondering if there's anything like us *at all* on the Tree...

(of course, if it's off in the Verticals way and gone elsewhere, Sythyry might not know, but it's worth a shot...)
From: (Anonymous)
it has not shown me any.

(I don't know of any, but the sourcebook says there aren't but humans wouldn't be half as odd ot prines as many wt monsters. --bb)
From: [identity profile] stormydragon.livejournal.com
The mystery deepens. Why would an anonymous poster sign their name? ;>
From: [identity profile] gavinfox.livejournal.com
Because they are on vacation and typing from a strange computer and didn't have time to log in correctly??
From: [identity profile] sythyry.livejournal.com
['cause I am travelling, and was using an awkward device and didn't feel like trying to log in on it. =bb]
From: [identity profile] allessindra.livejournal.com
Hmmmf. I had a reason for asking, and now I can't remember what it was.

[pokes at her brain with a sharper stick]
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