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[sythyry]

Hurrying [20 Hispis 4385]

The Justification

Everybody:"We want city walls and no more pirates! Can't we get to Eigrach faster?"

Me:"We're already flying all the time." I am, rather guiltily, standing two shifts (18 hours) as pilot. This is not, strictly speaking, approved by the guild, but I am sure to get a full shift's sleep (9 hours) after each one. Windigar, whose attitude towards time is rather more sensible than mine, is standing the other one, split in two 4.5-hour halves so I can get my nine hours of sleep between them.

Everybody:"No! Faster, faster, faster!"

Me and Vae:"Yes, but it's not a wonderfully good idea."

Everybody:"Do it! We have surely run out of doom for this leg of the voyage!"

Me and Vae:"Doom is not an exhaustable resource."

Phaniet:"Well, if we do thus-and-so, or such-and-such, the dangers are scarce, are they not?" She is my assistant for very good reasons.

Me and Vae:"Yes... Scarce ... well, more scarce. "

Everyone:"Do it!"

Me and Vae:"Well, um, OK..." Neither of us is particularly a leader, nor particularly good at denying our friends.

The Hurrying

Two-thirds of an hour later, we were in the sky eight miles over Eigrach. Most of the two-thirds of the hour was discussing details with Phaniet. The travel was only a few minutes. Locador magic is very effective and powerful magic.

The Vindication

The reason one does not generally use this much Locador on a skyboat, especially a skyboat containing as much Locador as Strayway does, poked a dozen mile-long black fingery spikes (Technically, I believe that it has only a single finger-spike, but that it is in several places at once) though the injury our skyboat had left in the world's outer rind. Which isn't actually part of the world per se; it's just a sort of a coating or shell just outside the world that keeps nasty things from coming in and bothering us. Except, of course, when we wound it by too much Locador magic. Locador magic is very effective and powerful magic, and that means that it has consequences now and then.

Me:"Oh, dearie."

Vae:"Oh, dearie, to be sure. The trouble and a half it is, when such a thing comes to visit."

Phaniet:"I was wrong, wasn't I?"

Me:"Yes." I'm usually nicer to her.

Phaniet:"What do we do?"

Vae:"The fighting. The troublesome fighting. If we are lucky, a god will come to us and help us."

Phaniet:"Is that likely?"

Vae:"If Oixe had not been with me the other time I faced one, yes, probably Flokin would have chased the being off after I died."

Phaniet:"Oixe isn't with you now."

Me:"I'll do what I can." I'm not nearly as dangerous as Oixe -- for that matter, Vae isn't nearly as dangerous as Oixe.

The Battle

Vae and the Vindication -- which is surely an unusual name for such a creature, but it is what I called it, short for "Vindication that I Was Right And One Should Not Overdo It With The Locador." -- got into a bit of a battle royale. The basic disagreement was over whether the sky-wound was to be big enough for the whole of the Vindication to come through (the Vindication's opinion), or not (Vae's opinion). The sky-wound obeyed them both quite happily. I tried my best relevant spell. The sky-wound ignored me.

So, the Vindication tried to distract Vae. It shattered one of its finger-spikes, and sent the shards as spiralling darknesses to attack her directly. I tried to stop them with spells, but they ignored me. Vae, who is much stronger and more experienced at this sort of thing, was able to block them, but at the cost of many seconds -- during which the Vindication had stretched the sky-wound much wider. We could see its four eyes peering at us, arranged in an equilateral pentagon with eleven mismatched sides.

Vae started tugging the sky-wound closed. The Vindication let her, and shattered another finger-spike. (I'm not sure how this works if it has only one finger-spike. Confusing abomination, that Vindication.)

That simply would not do. If Vae blocked the shards, the Vindication would open the sky-wound enough to get its whole head through, and then the rest of it, and that would not be particularly good. If she didn't, we would all die quickly from the shards, which was certainly preferable but still not a good idea. And Vae was the only one of any use in this fight, and she was overwhelmed by the Vindication's speed.

I'm not Oixe; I don't have any fraction of her native violence. But I do understand time reasonably well. I cast Dancing in the Garden of Statues on her. She seemed to teleport eleven inches that way, presumably because she wasn't quite standing still when she was Dancing. The attacking shards had become peanuts and show tunes all at once from her defensive spells. And the top of the sky-wound had gotten a bit stitched up; she must have had a bit more time than she needed.

So I cast Dancing three more times on her, giving her two full minutes and some to do whatever she wanted without the Vindication interfering. I would have kept casting, except after the third, she left a note saying "The we have won already" over my eyes.

I looked. The sky-wound was closed. Scarred terribly, as always with Vae's Mutoc-based healing, but closed enough to keep the Vindication out.

The Investigation

Arfaen:"I thought I saw some ... black lightning or something? Any idea what it was, Sythyry?"

Me:"Well, yes."

Vae:"Not a thing to worry about was it."

And so we didn't.

But I don't want to hurry that way again.

Comments

[rowyn]

Soooo ... does too much Tempador ever wound the world's rind the way lots of Locador does?

[sythyry.livejournal.com]

No -- the rind is a Locador phenomenon. And, perhaps more importantly, our Tempador god is a quietly competant being, while our Locador god is vicious and horrible, even by our rather lax standards of deity.

[rowyn]

Ah, so the world is safe from your continuous Tempador abuse. And the Locador god is one to replace if you get any suitable applicants.

[kensan-oni.livejournal.com]

Wizard Vacations are exhausting! If I were you, I'd almost rather go back to work.

[gavinfox.livejournal.com]

What casting spells with cley isn't exhausting! This isn't a mana based system where the wizard delves into their own mental resources...

[sythyry.livejournal.com]

The spellcasting part has been relaxing, almost.

[mmsword.livejournal.com]

Note to self: Dancing in the Garden of Statues absurdly useful. See about enchanting an hour glass to cast it several times a day.

[terrycloth.livejournal.com]

Note to self: DitGoS is absurdly dangerous. Develop countermeasures at earliest convenienct.

[gavinfox.livejournal.com]

And THIS is why I believe that locador on skyships should be kept to a minimum, except where absolutely necessary... See my previous skyship comments!

[terrycloth.livejournal.com]

I bet it's the same Vindication that Vae fought both times. When it was a young extradimensional horror, she lured it close to the universe and clawed off bits of it with solidified Locador. Now it follows her around (not hard with all the locador she uses), waiting for a chance to get revenge!

Or maybe it's like a Nendrai, and skewering through the heart is a sign of affection. Ick.

[sythyry.livejournal.com]

Vae replies: "The you skewer each other through the heart as a sign of affection too! The emotional violence yours is, though, and so harder to heal."

Sythyry muses that Vae and Oixe have had a happier relationship than most of zir friends (or zirself).

[rowyn]

And now, Vae has proven her devotion to it by turning bits of it into showtunes! What could be more loving? I'm sure Vindication will be back for more adoration.

[perlandria.livejournal.com]

Wait, am I missing what happened to the group of pirates that went wandering and got lost? Did they escape word off? Do we know? Are they somewhere being held captive fainting couches that have never before seen a passenger and insist they lay down for a bit?

[sythyry.livejournal.com]

We captured them and turned them into harmless objects. I didn't make much of a point of it. It wasn't done particularly bravely.

[heavenscalyx.livejournal.com]

How did your stowaways weather the pirate invasion? Or were they sufficiently tucked away as to be undisturbed?

Edit: castaway, stowaway, same thing, right?

[sythyry.livejournal.com]

They were in back rooms, with Lithia. We have lots of back rooms, you know.

[sianmink.livejournal.com]

Now you can have the nightmares too!

There's stories here about such beings as you and Vae thwarted. They aren't particularly comforting stories.

Also, creatures that exist and operate in more than four dimensions (as opposed to us spacelanders that perceive in three and exist in four) get mighty confusing mighty quick. That at least explains the finger-spikes.

[foomf.livejournal.com]

Wait... You work a nine hour shift. Then Windigar works a 4.5 hour shift, during which period you sleep for nine hours. Then you work a nine hour shift, Windigar another 4.5 hour while you sleep nine hours, rinse, repeat ad terminam.

So. Is there a "sleeping in the garden" spell of some sort involved?

[mmsword.livejournal.com]

One of the more pragmatic Tempador spells is "Extra Sleep in the Morning" which allows this to work. A boon for college students and busy enchanters everywhere.

[sythyry.livejournal.com]

Oh, a full Sleeping in the Garden of Statues would be beyond me by far! And I wouldn't need Windigar's half-shifts. I just use a variation on Extra Sleep in the Morning to make sure there are at least nine hours -- actually, thirty-six hours -- in each of those 4.5-hour Windigar shifts.

[stormydragon.livejournal.com]

If we are lucky, a god will come to us and help us.

Considering some of the previous attempts by your gods to help in similar circumstances, does this really count as luck or just a different sort of misfortune from having to battle the monster alone?

[sythyry.livejournal.com]

I think Vae meant that the battle would be won, even if (as probably would happen) we died. Which greatly improves our chances of being reincarnated -- which we take for granted ordinarily, but should not do, when enemies of this sort are involved.

[fringe-worthy.livejournal.com]

Well, this should be interesting advertising to Eigrach.

Now is it:
1 - Look how powerful we are, we can make nice strong walls, right?
2 - Look how insane we are, how about repairing us quickly and sending us off?
3 - It's a dangerous world out there. You really need reinforced walls, right?
4 - Sigh... Adventurers. Jack up the prices, get out the Holocaust War trinkets and skin them for every Lozen we can, so they have to run off elsewhere to get more cash.
5 - Aieieee!

So, how soon before your Vacation becomes an a Duel War demonstration to Oorah Thrassen? ( Just how many cities have declared the confectionery Wizard an un-natural disaster!?!?!? )

Thoughts

[ysabetwordsmith.livejournal.com]

Doing something insanely dangerous because you want to be safe is ... not wise. *ponder* But monsters do it too. It is very frustrating.

Re: Thoughts

[terrycloth.livejournal.com]

It's a very orren thing to do. I blame Inconnu.