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Inistella [14 Hispis 4385]

Ochirion stared at the far-viewer. "Is it an island? Windigar said it is an island. Does an island have sails? Is it a ship? Windigar did not say it was a ship. He said it was a island. He said it was a star island. But it is not shaped like a star! It is shaped like a kite! Why did he say it is shaped like a star? A star is a pentagon or a hexagon or a square!"

Windigar laughed. "I didn't say it was a star island. I said it was an inistella."

Inistella are very big kite-shaped glittery-scaled people. They are far too big to live on branches; they live in the open space between them. They do have sails: two above, four horizontal for the one chasing us. They often have passengers, or even colonists.

"Oh! Why is it an inistella?" asked Ochirion.

"I imagine it was born that way," said Windigar. "Unless it was a pestery Rassimel boy that Vae turned into an inistella."

"Did Vae do that? Oh, no! Is it Feralan? Did Vae turn Feralan into a star island?"

I had to inspect it. "No. It's not transformed; it's a real inistella. My question is, why is it heading for us?"

Windigar cocked his head. "I was hoping it's friends of yours."

"I don't know an inistella, or anyone living on one," I said. "And often ulgrane or other sky monsters live on them. You stay here, Windigar -- you too, Ochirion. If it looks at all dangerous, take Strayway away quickly. If that doesn't work ... don't attack first." We have various reasonably good escape tricks, and various reasonably mediocre weapons.

Sometimes inistella take prime passengers; sometimes ulgrane or other sky monsters. They make wonderful floating pirate bases. For one thing, they are rather dangerous warriors on their own: they are big enough and strong enough to crush nearly any skyboat.

"Right," said Windigar, and poked around with the far-viewer to find good places to teleport to.

"Where are you going?" asked Ochirion.

"I am going to find Vae," I said. "She is far and away the most dangerous thing on this ship, and I'd rather make sure she's awake before the fight."

"Why is she asleep? It is not time to sleep!"

"I don't know that she's asleep. I just want to make sure she's awake and aware."

"She's a where?", asked Ochirion.

"I don't think she is," said Windigar, "Maybe Grinwipey offered to pay, but I don't think she took him up on it."

"Ochirion said 'where'. Just for that, you get to explain your joke to him. In age-appropriate terms," I thundered (in my usual unimpressive hissy little voice.)

I flew off as quickly as I could, and gathered our defenders: Vae, Rheng, Yerenthax, Grinwipey, Kantele, Phaniet, and me. Only Vae and maybe me really count for much at a distance, but if we're boarded by ulgrane, the others can do a great deal.

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Maybe they want to purchase fine enchanted goods and Cani?

That last pun must've been very different in the original tongue.

Good luck with the inistella! Hope it's not hostile.

[I translate puns to puns. Puns rarely mean much, so sometimes the translation is pretty casual. This one was not age-appropriate, anyways. -bb]

[I think you'll appreciate this, as a linguist. I was reading a Korean comic book a couple of years ago, and I had a realization about translating puns. I already understood that whether a pun is translatable is a hit-or-miss affair, because some words aren't similar enough in one language as in another. However, there's one kind of pun that will always translate perfectly, and you can expect it to work exactly the same no matter what language is involved. It always works. Perhaps I shouldn't be so indelicate as to say precisely what this word was, and why it works... but what made me think of it was that the book had a fight scene where a wizard was throwing some fireballs, and then he was jokingly accused of not having enough of them...]

Hee hee hee!

"... my usual unimpressive hissy little voice."

I'd never really thought about what your voice sounded like before. I've usually imagined what your voice would sound like while I'm reading your journal, but maybe I was imagining it wrong.

I am a fairly small person, and so my voice is rather high and flutey. It sounds rather like a young girl's voice. The real reason that Zi Ri use fancy vocabulary is to distinguish us semantically from young girls.

I don't actually hiss all that much.

What did you imagine I sound like?

That makes sense... I probably should have figured that out sooner. ^_^

"What did you imagine I sound like?"

More like a big person's voice, maybe like a Cani, but hermaphroditic: in between a man's or woman's voice in depth, and melodic. (So I guess I picked up the flutey part from how you write. You're not somebody who talks in a monotone, that I could tell for sure.)

It's not unreasonable to have imagined a small person having a voice that wasn't high-pitched, because some birds have very deep voices!

Owls, you know, they're not very tall, but they're all, "HOOOOO."

Does the instella look like a Flokin-sized red handkerchief by any chance?

Oh, and if you're going to be fighting off sky-pirates, you should go find your ninjas to help.

Vae is totally a ninja. I mean, couldn't you see her appearing on an episode of Naruto?

(and Rheng is an *actual* ninja)

[Vae totally is. Except for the 'not liking to kill people' part. Or the 'never uses weapons'. Or the 'relies heavily on magic'. Or the 'never the least bit secretive'. Or the 'very helpful'. Or the 'brightly dressed'. Or a few other minor details.]

Many of those work quite well on Naruto though!

That was the joke, yes. >:)

[Oops! I have never seen Naruto.]

Your list is impressively accurate then! I thought you were playing along.

[Your target was impressively apt!]

[Naruto may actually be a more effective ninja if he didn't wear BRIGHT ORANGE clothes. oh and if he was actually any good at it and didn't just suffer from protagonism.]

Bah, anyone can hide in the shadows wearing an all black jumpsuit. Now hiding in the shadows wearing a deer hunting vest, THAT takes talent.

Anyways, aren't they using Vae style hiding?

Vay doesn't hide by not being seen. She hides by telling you she can't be seen, or telling the universe that you can't see her. Or possibly by removing herself from this section of the universe. Or removing you. No?

As such, the colour of one's clothing is rather incidental in a 'If you can see this, stealth is no longer an issue'.