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[sythyry]

Some Parts of the Gathering were Devoted to Pleasure [8 Hispis 4385]

La Hish:"My goodness! I don't know precisely what I was expecting the famous Vaisessasilmin to look like, but I was not expecting quite so many and so colorful of butterfly wings! You seem like an insectile sort of blossomary!"

Which Vae does, today. She's a yard-long length of glittering blue and green chain, with a serpent's head at one end, and as many butterfly wings as she can possibly cram onto her surface.

Vae:"Thank you!" She can't blush, having no fur (though I use feathers to much the same effect), but she turned the air around her into a shower of tiny asterisks, spiralling downwards, which served much the same purpose.

Saza:"Yes, indeed. Few primes are nearly so willing to devote their very bodies to the purposes of art..."

Otresto:"I should not say that no primes do so. Though I, myself, prefer clothing."

La Hish:"Dear Otresto, if your clothing is a matter of art, it is a message of chaotic woe to the entire universe."

Otresto:"From behind only!"

Saza:"But why, dear Otresto, do you want to present a message of chaotic woe to the half of the universe that is behind you?"

Otresto:"My dear Sazandigraa, it is the central credo of the Temple of the Dark Trinity. Whereof I am now ecclesiastical chieftan."

Me:"That seems rather an important job ... but, why is it called 'chieftan'? The word suggests the warlord of a brutal Gormoror hill tribe."

Otresto:"If you had ever attended a meeting of the ecclesiastical störmgething, you would be surprised at the gentleness of the word. None so vicious as the devotees of the dark gods, disagreeing over a fine point of the wording of some minor and probably incorrect prophecy!"

Saza:"So, what happened to Nangbang?" Turning to me and Phaniet, zie explained, "The prior chieftan."

Otresto:"Nangbang is currently lying in a shallow grave in the hills of Mrasteia."

La Hing:"My word! Do I hear that you confess to killing dear Nangbang and concealing his body?"

Otresto:"Nothing of the sort. He is enjoying a period of a very immediate form of study in the more applied aspects of the theology of Accanax. I daresay he will stop short of actual decomposition, though his fur may take a few months to recover its proper lustre."

Phaniet:"What's he doing for air?"

Otresto:"Breathing through a reed, I should think."

La Hing:"Goodness gracious! Is this ordinary behavior for the ecclesiastical side of the Temple?"

Otresto:"Heavens of Staring Gods, no. How can you even ask such a question? Usually the live-burials are done in coffins full of dirt, inside the city proper. Quite a nice break from ordinary life! Would you like to try, Sythyry?"

Me:"I'm afraid that I am not currently such a devotee of Accanax as to require that sort of religious observance at the moment."

Otresto:"You won't be joining the störmgething for the course of your visit?"

Me:"I'm afraid not."

Phaniet:"Could I? I think that a day or two buried in a coffin in the Temple of the Dark Trinity in Oorah Thrassen sounds quite relaxing. The skyboat's still a bit unsettled."

Comments

[stormydragon.livejournal.com]

Make sure you don't let Otresto make the punch for your gathering!

O_O

[ysabetwordsmith.livejournal.com]

You know your life is messed up when being alive sounds like a nice vacation.

[yotogi.livejournal.com]

So... wait, full frontal nudity is a dogmatic tenet of the Dark Trinity?

[sythyry.livejournal.com]

Just a dogmatic tenet of one priest.

[kensan-oni.livejournal.com]

Maybe they can't work magic without being nude. Stranger things have happened.

[rowyn]

For people who thought the only-wear-cloth restriction on D+D magic users was too lax? :)

[tuftears.livejournal.com]

A Vae blush sounds like a very interesting and odd thing to witness. Is it always asterisks spiraling downward?

[sythyry.livejournal.com]

Vae is not the essence of consistency, I'm afraid.

[tuftears.livejournal.com]

Well then, it is surely Sythyry's long association with Vae that allows zir to perceive the blush-iness of asterisks floating down, as compared to another reaction that might mean humiliation, infuriation, or some other kind of -ation! };)

Some Parts of the Gathering were Devoted to Pleasure

[rowyn]

But not specifically the parts covered by this entry?

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[terrycloth.livejournal.com]

"The good news is, we had a little chat about being buried alive, first."

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[rowyn]

"Next: they took us prisoner and opened their attack on Vheshrame."

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[sythyry.livejournal.com]

That's approximately true, except for the part about taking us prisoner (which would utterly defeat their purpose) and opening their attack (ditto).