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Obituary: Floosh [Vheshrame, 15 Trandary 4385]

Floosh tricked me.

I think it was payback for the time I sort of tricked her by mistake, when I hired her to make breakfast boxes for everyone in Oorah Thrassen, as part of a harmless but imposing display of Vae's magical power and a clear indication to our enemies that our nendrai was sufficiently intimidated that she would do the silliest things on our command. (Not strictly true.) It was rather a scramble on Floosh's part, and mine, and Vae's, and everyone in Threeze (Floosh's village). Floosh used her share of the spoils of war to buy the Academy Bakery from the then-owners.

The Academy Bakery was five blocks from Quelldrie House / Castle Wrong, or less if you're willing to fly over those blocks and, perhaps, get to glimpse something interesting or amusing or exciting going on in a courtyard. Students do quite a bit when they think nobody is watching. Also, Academy Bakery makes the best poptaloops in Vheshrame, and they are open well before dawn. So several times a week I flew there early, to get a poptaloop and some romantic advice or other wisdom from Floosh, and get to the Academy, or, later, my workshop, before it was time to start enchanting.

A few weeks after New Years Day, 4300, when I got to the bakery in the early morning, the assistant baker was in rather a state. Floosh had fallen face-first in the rye bread dough, and would not wake up. The latter was because she was dead. She was about a hundred and twenty years old [about eighty Earth years. -bb], so she wasn't being unreasonable about it.

She hadn't been dead very long, and I was (and am) a fully-qualified Healer's Guild member, so I made her stop being dead. Which wasn't going to work very well. There are no cures for old age; there are only preventatives.

She teased me for reviving her. After all, it was a new century, and she didn't want to spend it doing the same things in the same body as the previous one.

She did all the baking for her farewell party, or at least supervised it. It was rather a big party. We had to rent Ghaln-Yastrou Park for it. I think most of the Academy students and former students still in Vheshrame came, and lots of people from the Academy quarter. Ghirbis Vlaan travelled back from Mrasteia to be there (and stayed at Castle Wrong for two months, and seduced someone she shouldn't have, and there was Much Drama). She even brought Vae a package of leftovers afterwards, to say goodbye to her outside the gates.

A few days after that, she died quietly, back home in Threeze. That was a family affair; I was not invited. I did attend the funeral though.

I was rather surprised on my next birthday, when Academy Bakery delivered a cake to me. It was triangular, and bright blue, and covered with dragons waving brandy bottles and needles and cloth (I was doing my haphazard apprenticeship for the Couturier's Guild at that point), and tasted just like Floosh's baking.

I interrogated the bakers. Floosh had written a careful list of a hundred different birthday cakes for me, to be delivered over the next century. And, at the end of that, "I'll be back to plan the next hundred later."

A Digression on the Nature of Reincarnation on the World Tree

Reincarnation is a well-established scientific fact. The details are up to the creator gods: that is, Orren are always reincarnated as Orren, however it pleases the Orren's creator god Pararenenzu. There is no great uniformity to the process, as far as we can tell (which isn't very far): some people are reborn immediately, some after centuries, and some, perhaps, haven't been at all yet and never will be.

Personality and ego persist from life to life. Memories generally do not. For all practical purposes, when you are reborn, you are reborn as a baby, and there are very few differences between first-timers and hundredth-timers. I don't know which I am ... well, probably no more than a second-timer. I'm not sure that there have been a hundred Zi Ri with disjoint lifetimes since the world began.

(Exception: gods do know who was who, and if you pleased or offended a god in one lifetime, you may well have a boon or bane connected to that god in later lifetimes. And skills that you learned well in one life, to the point that they were nearly aspects of your personality, you can relearn quickly in a later life.)

It is possible for a mighty spell to restore full memory of all your past lives. My grandparent can cast that spell. Vae can't do it. I can't do it either, and I would have to exert myself mightily to even make a device which did it. It's a very hard spell.

In any case, reincarnation isn't a phenomenon of great practical importance.

Windigar

Everyone (in Floosh's family, at least) says that Windigar is Floosh's reincarnation.

The evidence for this seems to be:

  1. Windigar, as a child, was quite fond of pastry.
  2. Windigar, nonetheless, does not want to run the bakery; he finds it tedious, as if he has already done it enough. He wants to be a sky pilot. (In fact, he is a sky pilot; we studied together for it.)
  3. Windigar is unusually sensible for an Orren.
  4. Windigar is Flooosh's great-great-grandchild.

To which I would add, despite being Orren, Windigar and I have no romantic interest in each other, as was true with Floosh and I.

One might argue that, e.g., many children like pastry; that running a bakery is boring compared to being a sky pilot; that, by definition, 10% of all Orren are in the most sensible 10% of Orren; and that Floosh has many great-great-grandchildren. And that, in any case, Pararenenzu has no particular reason to reincarnate someone as one of their descendants.

To which I might add that I haven't had any particular romantic interest in any new Orrens, or any new people of any kind, for decades now. I have been busy with other matters. Or something.

True or not, everyone in Threeze seems to believe it. Windigar has been called on to ceremonially relight the oven fires every year, and such as that.

In any case, I have hired Windigar to be the pilot of Strayway. More of that later.

[identity profile] tuftears.livejournal.com 2009-02-13 08:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Ah, Floosh! I do not see the deception on her part in arranging for birthday cakes to be delivered annually - it's a kindness and shows great, great forethought, but how is this trickery?

It's very nice of you to have given her the time to say goodbye to her friends and relatives in a more decorous fashion than, well, face down in the rye bread dough.

As for Windigar - well, does it really matter if he is a reincarnation of Floosh? It's not as if Floosh left any outstanding debts or had dark deep secrets to haunt her descendants. (cue ominous music)
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[identity profile] greenreaper.livejournal.com 2009-02-13 09:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Not unless she paid for the cakes on credit.

[identity profile] terrycloth.livejournal.com 2009-02-13 08:48 pm (UTC)(link)
A very hard *healoc mentador* spell, I'd imagine. Which is why Vae can't do it and you wouldn't want to!

Using the creoc or mutoc version to make someone *think* you restored their memories of past lives would probably be more entertaining anyway.
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[personal profile] rowyn 2009-02-14 05:01 am (UTC)(link)
You are a very wicked orren, sir.

[identity profile] terrycloth.livejournal.com 2009-02-14 08:34 am (UTC)(link)
It's all in good fun!

Well, okay, it's all in evil fun.

[identity profile] xolo.livejournal.com 2009-02-14 07:20 am (UTC)(link)
Using the creoc or mutoc version to make someone *think* you restored their memories of past lives would probably be more entertaining anyway.

O.O I stand in awe...

[identity profile] heavenscalyx.livejournal.com 2009-02-13 09:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Okay, Floosh's 100 birthday cakes made me sniffly.

[identity profile] sythyry.livejournal.com 2009-02-13 09:03 pm (UTC)(link)
[Bard decides to cease to count this as a victory.]

I misread

[identity profile] zhaleskra.livejournal.com 2009-02-13 09:50 pm (UTC)(link)
At first I thought Floosh forsaw her own reincarnation in about a century.

Re: I misread

[identity profile] sythyry.livejournal.com 2009-02-13 10:04 pm (UTC)(link)
"joked about". I don't think it's physically possible to forsee very much, and certainly not that kind of thing.

Re: I misread

[identity profile] terrycloth.livejournal.com 2009-02-13 10:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, as an orren, you'd be asking Pararenenzu when she was planning to bring you back. Maybe she'd answer!

Maybe she'd answer 'I haven't really planned that far ahead.'
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Re: I misread

[identity profile] mufi.livejournal.com 2009-02-13 11:35 pm (UTC)(link)
On a question like that, asking Paranenzu and just making a joke with a nice round number in are probably just about as accurate!

[identity profile] kensan-oni.livejournal.com 2009-02-14 04:09 am (UTC)(link)
... stupid question time! Is it possible for her to come back as a ghost to bake a cake?
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[personal profile] zeeth_kyrah 2009-02-14 04:53 am (UTC)(link)
Are ghosts known to even occur on the World Tree?

[identity profile] sythyry.livejournal.com 2009-02-14 05:01 am (UTC)(link)
Not without considerable work on someone's part. It is possible to keep some unfortunate person's mind and spirit together and conscious and active after his body has died. It is not something one does to one's friends. It is not even something one does to one's enemies, as considerably more agony can be provided with considerably less work. It does not occur naturally.
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[personal profile] zeeth_kyrah 2009-02-14 05:26 am (UTC)(link)
Ah. The gods are at least efficient about keeping track of their people come gathering time.

[identity profile] sythyry.livejournal.com 2009-02-14 10:17 am (UTC)(link)
Not particularly! People just naturally fall apart into three fragments, not two.

[identity profile] solanth.livejournal.com 2009-02-16 01:33 am (UTC)(link)
What happens to the mind when someone dies? I assume reincarnation is done solely with spirits, and the reason people don't recall their past lives is that they don't have their old minds, but I could be wrong.

[identity profile] solanth.livejournal.com 2009-02-17 12:29 am (UTC)(link)
I admit that my original question, or the spirit of it, isn't really satisfied. Is the mind reused at all, or is it disposed of? And, if it's not used again, does it simply vanish, or does it exist on its own for a time, slowly breaking down, similarly to the onset of senility, only after death?

[identity profile] sythyry.livejournal.com 2009-02-17 12:40 am (UTC)(link)
[OOC: sorry, chugging through much email and stuff after being away for a few days.]

The mind slowly decomposes after death. It is not reused. It sort of wobbles around for a while, I believe.

[identity profile] calamitous-cani.livejournal.com 2009-02-18 04:56 pm (UTC)(link)
The mind hovers about for a time in hopes that some great working is done to give it it's body and soul again. The mind is not able to act on it's own, much in the same way that a collection of books on shipbuilding, Aquador, and swimming will nonetheless quietly submit to being washed into oblivion in a lake in which they find themself following some horrible accident involving a boat. After a short time, the flopping mind simply succumbs to oblivion and disintegrates into tatters. Presumably the tatters either disintegrate completely, or are used by Birkozon for whatever reason, but no respectable scholar would want to admit to doing research into the matter. Certain powerful Mentador magic can ask questions of the mind in the time before it disintegrates, but I understand that there are difficulties involved in interrogating a collection of uniquely organized memories which is in the process of drowning and discorporating, or rather it's equivalent.

[identity profile] sythyry.livejournal.com 2009-02-18 05:00 pm (UTC)(link)
[An excellent answer. I couldn't have said it better myself. Indeed, I didn't. -bb]

[identity profile] shurhaian.livejournal.com 2009-02-14 05:18 am (UTC)(link)
She died doing the very thing she was known for and presumably enjoyed(else why keep doing it rather than just having staff run the bakery) - if only we could all be so lucky, mm?

And then she died with her family around and more-or-less prepared, but without the long and painful time that would often entail in dying from illness here(which is about the only way one can be pretty sure that it's going to happen). Twice blessed, even in death.

...

[identity profile] ysabetwordsmith.livejournal.com 2009-02-14 07:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Floosh had written a careful list of a hundred different birthday cakes for me, to be delivered over the next century. And, at the end of that, "I'll be back to plan the next hundred later."

Damn. You made me cry.