A Hundred Lessons in Srineian [Vheshrame; various past dates]
Jyondre has been teaching everyone how to speak Sriniean.
The vocabulary isn't hard. It's rather like Ketherian, mangled a bit in some
pretty regular ways. Thiane has a bag on her leg; Sriane has a baglo on her
legro. Grinwipey uses a club; Srinwipey uses a clubb. Sythyry casts a spell;
Srythyry casts a spell.
The status markers, though. I will never get the status markers.
First of all, there are two kinds of status: social status and historical
status. So, the children of the original colonists are important in
the language in ways that the unhistoried never can be, even if the
unhistoried are heroes and nobles.
Second, they use status markers everywhere. Actually they don't, but
they can.
Social status:
nob |
Nobility |
edu |
Educated |
low |
Low social status |
huh |
Used when the speaker doesn't know the right social marker. |
Historical status:
colo |
Descent from the original colonists (and -- nobody else? heroes and
jivu are OK? I don't know.) |
hero |
Heroes |
jivu |
People who have undergone the jivu ceremony, which I don't know much
about, but it's pretty hard. |
unhi |
"Unhistoried". No historical status |
dono |
Dunno your historical status, bud. |
You can tack either or both markers on pronouns, so you can quite economically
say "I -- an educated hero -- ask you -- a noble of newcomer ancestry -- to
remove your(still noble and unhistoried) foot from my (still educated and
heroic) tail." People only do that when they're really trying to make a
point of status. Which you might do if you were high-status and trying to
domineer someone, or low-status and trying to get a favor from someone.
Names can get one marker as a suffix.
Jyondre:(to the class)"So how would you refer to the Zi
Ri?"
Inconnu:"Sythyry-nobo"
Jyondre:"Oh, great staring gods, no, no, not that!"
Inconnu:"Why? What does it mean?"
Jyondre:"It's a rather nasty word for a rather pleasant activity,
and I don't think Sythyry is physically or emotionally capable of it
anyways."
Me:"I am not utterly unskilled at pleasant
activities."
Jyondre:"Well, this one is strictly cisaffectionate."
Inconnu:"Oh! Sythyry would never never never
do that!" [He wriggled at me, which is nice to look at. But I
am not taking lovers among my clients. That is simply not
appropriate.]
Me:"Back to the language lesson, please."
Thiane:"Sythyry-nob"
Jyondre:"Exactly!"
Me:"Well, it's not quite a current title. Duke Conturge confirmed
it over a century ago, but his successors have not done. They were more
worried about Castle Wrong, and less about Vae. It's a species title, so
they don't exactly need to confirm it, but ... I don't actually use it
much. And it's just 'Esquire', which isn't a very big title anyways. If
I'm trying to look like an important and respectable citizen these
decades, I use a title like 'master-smith' or 'master-healer'."
Thiane:"Then Sythyry-unhi."
Jyondre:"No, you always pick a higher title if there is
one. If zie's unhi -- and all of you are unhi -- use a social status
title."
Thiane:"Sythyry-low?"
Jyondre:"No, no. Sythyry-edu, remember the -edu title?"
Me:"It is Sythyry-low, actually. I never finished the
Academy."
Jyondre:"You didn't?"
Me:"I was spending too much time with monsters and lovers and
things. So, Sythyry-low, or Sythyry-unhi. She's Thiane-edu,
though."
Jyondre:"But you're the wizard, aren't you...?"
Me:"Yes."
Jyondre:"Oh, dear. It'll be very confusing to have Sythyry-low
as the wizard and Thiane-edu as a subordinate. It could be troublesome in
polite society."
Thiane:"I can be Thiane-low."
Jyondre:"No, no, no! Never give up your status markers!"
Me:"Should I do the jivu ceremony before we go?"
Jyondre:"Impossible, impossible! You know nothing of the
jivu. And it cannot be done in Choinxeia."
Me:"What should we do?"
Jyondre:"Maybe Sythyry could be more assertive about claiming
nobility, and everyone could call zir-nob as Sythyry-nob?"
Thiane:"Whatever makes sense"
Tingula:"Couldn't we just speak Ketherian altogether?"
Me:"Or use -dono and -huh for each other all the time?"
Jyondre:"No, no, you must know each others' history if you know
each other! Everyone would know you were lying! No, the calling of
nobility is best."
So we're going to pretend I'm really a noble, instead of the vaguely sort of
as-long-as-nobody-is-pushing-anything only-really-inside-Vheshrame-city-limits
kind of noble that I really am.
Thiane:"Wait, didn't you say professions plus history markers
could be used as titles? So zie could be Enchanter-unhi Sythyry."
Jyondre:"Zie can't call zirself that, though. It's gauche
for the unhi to use professional titles for themselves. And it would
emphasize that zie's unhi."
Me:"Nobody would expect a tourist from Ketheria to have
historical status, would they?"
Jyondre:"No, but ..."
Thiane:"What do Ketherian tourists do?"
Jyondre:"We don't get very many Ketherian tourists. You're
surely not the first, but, well, you are the first that I-edu-jivu
have heard of."
Inconnu:"Wait, are there really 144 pronouns? Twelve choices for
species, times three markers for status, times four for history?"
Jyondre:"Nope. Three hundred and eighty. There are five
choices for social status (nob, edu, low, plus 'huh' if you don't know and
just leaving it off), and six for historical status (colo, hero,
jivu, unhi, and 'dono' and nothing). Don't worry, they're regular. Also
they're not used very often."
Inconnu:"Then why are we learning them?"
Jyondre:" Because they help you understand the twenty pronouns
that you actually do use. Which don't use the suffixes,
they're just different. They're for things like 'a prime of low status',
and 'a Rassimel of colonial descent'." He later admitted that the
twelve usual Ketherian pronouns are used too -- those tell species, but
don't have any status markers.
Everyone but Jyondre: "Can we please fall over and die
from the confusion and overwhelmedness?"
Jyondre:"No! Not until I cover verb forms!"
Everyone but Jyondre:"Merciless foreigner!"
(And, if you really want to know, there are a few verbs that can only be
used by certain statuses. Nobles can say 'want-nob'; everyone else just
says 'want'. (Actually the contrast is more like 'kippliwere' and 'want'. You
wouldn't guess that the words had anything to do with each other.) And there
are a few other verbs that can only be used about certain statuses. So
I, as a person of low social status, would carry-low (or 'gleddah') a load,
but if someone tried to say that educated Jyondre or Thiane would gleddah a
load, they'd get beaten up or even mocked.)
Inconnu:[In Sriniean]"Sythyry must be our porter! Zie-low will gleddah all our
luggage!"
(Much laughter. I would fit inside anyone's suitcase; I cannot carry such
large things!)
Adjectives and adverbs are safe though.
Everyone but Yerenthax:"We will speak only in adjectives and
adverbs! Truly! Wonderful! Truly wonderful!"
Jyondre:"Understandable?"
Everyone:"Unlikely! Greatly unlikely!"
Jyondre:"Socially-acceptable?"
Everyone:"Scarcely! Heinously scarcely!"
Jyondre:"Then the lessons will resume until morale and syntax
both improve."
I am not going to write my journal in Sriniean though!
[And, as usual, the translation will be into normal English, and status
markers will be handled elsewise. -bb]