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[sythyry]

Ragged [10 Hispis 4262]

Rhedwy:"Good morning, Sythyry. You wear so much perfume, I can smell you all the way from Oorah Thrassen."

Me:"Well, some days I need that much to be socially acceptable, wouldn't you know."

Rhedwy:"Not so, Sythyry! That much perfume is not socially acceptable. Even a Khtsoyis faints from it!"

Me:"Yet another reason why we are fortunate not to have any Khtsoyis in the class."

Esory:"Rhedwy's right. It is awfully strong."

Me:"No offense intended!" I had forgotten that Esory prefers Khtsoyis.

Esory:"None taken. But, um, we've a ninth of an hour before dawn. Could you wash a bit of that off?"

Me:"Well ... I'd rather not. Vae did something rude to me."

Rhedwy:"Vae leaves you smelling like you are at your most receptive. So you add enough cheap perfume to smell like the group of nineteen cheap strumpets. This leaves everyone who can smell even more certain about your position."

Irigatur:"Which is 'on your back, legs spread', from the sound of it."

Rhedwy:"Maybe 'chest on ground, rump up, tail off to the side.' Sythyry is the quadruped, like me."

Me:"I'm a far more elegant quadruped than you, Rhedwy."

Rhedwy:"So elegant! You are the too small for me quadruped, though. This is the only reason I do not try you when I am on heat."

Me:"That, and I'd refuse you."

Rhedwy:"You smell like that: you are not in a position to refuse anyone."

Me:"I hate my job."

Esory:"I hate your perfume. Please can we open a window?"

Prof. Alzagond:"I will open the window. You will get to your tables, now, or you will miss dawn."

Comments

[justicezero.livejournal.com]

Would the next step be to spont a suitable Sustenoc Destroc Airador spell sufficient to destroy the odours after they are created, then? I am sure some adventurer has devised an appropriate scent-masking spell.. Or does that seem too risky for a three day bit of non-threatening if embarrassing and irritating doom?
Clearly perfume is in no way sufficient.

[kensan-oni.livejournal.com]

It would probably be easier to alter the spell to smell like a Zi'Rin in heat... or a Orren, if such a thing as heat exists for either or them, then to try to destroy the spell.

[shadsdf.livejournal.com]

Or try to alter it into a silly hat, then gift it to someone else!

[kensan-oni.livejournal.com]

I suppose if you could do that with a non-material object.. but perhaps more like a ring for a poor Cani who has been visited by unfortunate diseases so she could perhaps have a good love life? (I'm sure infertility has to happen somewhere on the Tree)

[sythyry.livejournal.com]

Sleeth are the only prime species who go on heat. Zi Ri, Orren, and Cani don't.

[sythyry.livejournal.com]

No, just not practicable. I'd need to more or less double the power of her spell, which I can't.

[justicezero.livejournal.com]

And you can't destroy the scent -after- it has been created? I had thought more along the lines of a scent-proof shell.