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It's like a Minuet but Moderately Fast [3 Hivvem 4261]

Vae and Zeilock peered at each other.

Trye:"Ma'am, I believe that Captain Zeilock wants you to teleport the ship to the bottom of the tree."

Vae:"And why is that? And doesn't it fly?"

Zeilock:"It is not quite fast enough to get there."

Vae:"And how far is it there?"

Zeilock:"I don't know!"

Me:"Does the World Tree even have a bottom?"

Zeilock:"I don't know!"

Vae:"The let's find out!"

Me:"Let's not!"

Vae:"The I'm curious!"

Trye:"I'm interested!"

Zeilock:"I'm obsessed!"

Me:"I'm doomed!"

Zeilock:"Let's go!"

Me:"Let's fly away from the branch for a while, so that we don't leave more gigantic Locador signs pointing right at Vheshrame Mene."

Everyone else:"What?"

One quick lecture on the fancy theory of magic analysis and Locador magic and nendrai doing really stupid things later, we flew off away from the branch, at top dragonfly-wing speed.

Nendrai From All Around Come Here [3 Hivvem 4261]

One hour of flying away at Gavotte's top speed, and I absolutely refused to let Vae teleport us. Nobody paid me any attention. Vae did decide to be careful. She surrounded Gavotte with some squirmy Locador spells like fans of black claws (to make it easier to manipulate as a single thing), and some squirmy Magiador Illusidor Locador spells like poorly-buttered bread (to make her Locador tracks less screamy-bright from outside the universe.)

And then, travel, nendrai-style. Her best teleport spell surrounded us like a flower of straight black claws and curved black claws, and brought us a great distance down. Zeilock and Trye oooh'ed and aaaah'ed, and compared the scenery with things on their charts, and said that we'd come to the edge of the Pojorian Gap. I helpfully cowered under a table.

Travel, travel, travel. The far edge of the Pojorian Gap. The Sereyn Estates on Telesteia. Somewhere off the edge of Drethshcheia. Zeilock had to get a different chart-book to find that -- a thin chart-book, with lots of gaps.

Travel once more.

Zeilock:"We're off the chart, I think!"

Trye:"No, we're by the Nereidscray."

Zeilock:"Are you sure? ... Oh, yes, you are right. Next time we'll be off the chart."

Vae:"Uh-Oh..."

Me:"What's wrong?"

The Other Nendrai:The wide-ranging and generous and very powerful zap!

Vae:"Ow! That stings!"

Zeilock, Trye, and me:(all die)

Date: 2006-03-27 09:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sythyry.livejournal.com
Not my best day ever, to be sure! *grin*

Date: 2006-03-27 09:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sythyry.livejournal.com
The ouchy!

Date: 2006-03-27 09:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dracosphynx.livejournal.com
The once in a lifetime experience!

Date: 2006-03-27 09:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sythyry.livejournal.com
Lucky whatever-you-are! Thery's had it half a dozen times, and she's not even a doorwayer or anything.

Date: 2006-03-27 09:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dracosphynx.livejournal.com
But now you can have *two* nendrai to keep you company!

Date: 2006-03-27 09:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sythyry.livejournal.com
I'd rather have one prime!

Date: 2006-03-27 09:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] momentrabbit.livejournal.com
The last of a lifetime experience, and it is!

Date: 2006-03-27 09:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sythyry.livejournal.com
Well, the last, yes, and if you're unlucky, you get to enjoy it many times before then too.

Die?

Date: 2006-03-27 10:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] perlandria.livejournal.com
You know, that is a nasty trick and habit forming. I've chastized many friends, such as Pearlshadow, for their continued indulgance in dying. Don't you go getting started!

Re: Die?

Date: 2006-03-27 10:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sythyry.livejournal.com
Habit-forming? I'd just as soon not do it again!

Date: 2006-03-27 10:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] perlandria.livejournal.com
Some of them keep doing it. At least one of them I joke at thier funeral I'll throw a party in celebration that after trying so many times to die, she finally got it right.

Re: Die?

Date: 2006-03-27 10:19 pm (UTC)
kistaro: (concrete smile)
From: [personal profile] kistaro
Yet despite all those who claim such, almost everybody tries it eventually anyway!

Date: 2006-03-27 10:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thestra.livejournal.com
Hum.

If ever you are interested in pursuing a career safer and apparantly better-paying than 'diplomat to scary Monsters', I would be happy to put in a good word for you at the Guild...

Date: 2006-03-27 10:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sythyry.livejournal.com
I was trying to pursue a career as "Adequate but Slightly Too Hedonistic Student." The Duke had other ideas.

Date: 2006-03-27 10:46 pm (UTC)
redbird: closeup of me drinking tea, in a friend's kitchen (Default)
From: [personal profile] redbird
Oh the embarrassment!

(O Zi Ri, my apologies for obscurity--this is a reference to a fiction from my culture, which involves a standard form of apology that runs "I $do_thing. $Elaborate_chain_of_consequences. All [fish] die. Oh the embarrassment!"

Date: 2006-03-28 01:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kensan-oni.livejournal.com
Which of course leads to IF $Fish=Dead AND $Dolphins=True THEN PRINT "So long, and thanks for all the fish."

Date: 2006-03-28 04:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sythyry.livejournal.com
OOC -- argh, what is that from?

Date: 2006-03-28 04:26 am (UTC)
redbird: closeup of me drinking tea, in a friend's kitchen (Default)
From: [personal profile] redbird
"A !Tangled Web", by Joe Haldeman. (The ! is part of the title, not a typo.)

Date: 2006-03-28 12:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] goodluckfox.livejournal.com
The good thing you allhave bound Heal the Awful Wound spells, what?

Date: 2006-03-28 12:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] terrycloth.livejournal.com
Unfortunately, expecting that from primes, the Nendrai used a special 'destroy all bound spells and then zap you' spell?

Date: 2006-03-28 01:45 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
He wasn't trying to kill us, actually.

Date: 2006-03-28 01:45 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Not that he was trying to not kill us, either.

Date: 2006-03-28 02:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] goodluckfox.livejournal.com
Holy crap, is that Vae!?!?

Date: 2006-03-28 02:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] goodluckfox.livejournal.com
No... syntax is off.

Date: 2006-03-28 04:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sythyry.livejournal.com
Vae has not seen my journal. Indeed, considering what I've written about her, I very much hope she never sees my journal.

Date: 2006-03-28 01:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sythyry.livejournal.com
Yes! Very very very yes!

... I hate being an adventurer ...

(All Die)

Date: 2006-03-28 02:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] winterbeast.livejournal.com
Well, if everybody is dead, The blog is done, and Mr. Bloom can now attend to other things. interesting way to end a story. a great big Zzap!

Now, we have to wonder, what will he come up with next?

Winterbeast

Re: (All Die)

Date: 2006-03-28 02:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sythyry.livejournal.com
I'm more competant than that!

... just barely.

-- Sythyry

Re: (All Die)

Date: 2006-03-28 02:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] winterbeast.livejournal.com
Okay then, admittedly the world tree will continue past the loss of Sythyry, Vae, and the airship.
How long will it take for them to be missed?
What will happen when they are missed?

Winterbeast

Re: (All Die)

Date: 2006-03-28 02:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sythyry.livejournal.com
My translator is too lazy to finish translating the scene in a suitable hurry! The lout -- it has three days off, and still manages to be sluggish on the fourth. Hmph.
(Or read the comments for the obvious next paragraph.)

Re: (All Die)

Date: 2006-03-28 03:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kris-schnee.livejournal.com
"Well if zie were dying, zie wouldn't have written 'Zzap'."
"Well, maybe zie was dictating."

Date: 2006-03-28 02:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bluedeer.livejournal.com
A rather anticlimactic end to what was surely to be a momentous and climactic journey. Perhaps the next will be better and frought with better advised protection and perhaps, more well equipped navigation to avoid the Nendrai?

Or perhaps, a decently fresh-baked basket of poptaloops from Floooosh. Either way!

Date: 2006-03-28 04:02 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sythyry.livejournal.com
Perhaps the next one won't involve me.

Date: 2006-03-28 03:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bluedeer.livejournal.com
But what fun would that be? What kind of an adventurer turns down a good adventure, no matter how hazardous and rewarding it may turn out to be? Surely you could, O Zi Ri, handle most other shortcomings that may befall your companions properly forewarned in advance?

Or perhaps not. Then again, you have to admit, things certainly did turn out interestingly enough!

Date: 2006-03-28 03:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sythyry.livejournal.com
I don't want to be an adventurer. I don't even really want to be an ambassador!

And ... I don't like any "interesting" that includes dying.
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