Quiz, acceptable to the authorities.

[sythyry]

My previous quiz was not acceptable unto the great ones.

"You do not know so many monsters!", they said unto me.

"Not personally, no."

"The assignment included acquiring your own, fresh, natural
information. Not inventing it!"

I explained about the journal.

"Perhaps you could try again, but this time, ask more
plausible questions, and collect information that has some
chance of actually being correct and meaningful."

So, here I am:

[Poll #77922]

Comments

[cowboy-r.livejournal.com]

All right, I'll confess, I'm not really a monster, I'm a gormoror raised by rasimel at a major university.

[chipuni.livejournal.com]

'Tis very, very difficult to get honest answers from strangers. Your journal goes out to people far and wide, young Zi Ri, so our answers come from far and wide.

The Powers that Be tend not to believe in such stuff, though...

[alari.livejournal.com]

I wasn't a monster either, but you didn't have my species listed. =>

Hope your new data is suitable.

[sythyry.livejournal.com]

Well, in my part of the world, there are the eight prime species, and all others are monsters -- or nonprimes, if one is being nice to them, but my teacher wasn't being, since they weren't there. In any case, I certainly don't know any nonprimes personally. I daresay there's no particular shame in corresponding with one, especially a civilized and educated one such as yourself.

[OOC: Given how much of a jerk Sythyry is to other primes that are nominally zir friends, don't be too surprised that zie's a jerk to people that zie hasn't even met in person...]

[postrodent.livejournal.com]

I am a monster (rawr!) and I also guzzle nasty narcotic tea, even if I didn't say as much.
Did I say Rawr! already? Rawr! Rawr, I say! Squeak! Oh, damn it.

[sythyry.livejournal.com]

[OOC]

Poor Sythyry... zir attempts to get homework done without much personal effort are *so* backfiring!

[beetiger.livejournal.com]

Hey you random imaginary monsters! I did not put Sythyry up to this quiz! And least not directly. 'Cause I'm not a TA in zir class or anything, I don't even work at the Academy, I work in a bakery. But I think zie wrote this all to flirt with me, of course!

I do notice I am the only one mentioned in the quiz...

Floosh!

[esory.livejournal.com]

I am still much too late to help with your homework! Fortunately, lots of other people weren't.