[OOC - Spam - Subject: I am lusting for you vliruvutkt ]

[sythyry]

[OOC - I get a goodly, or badly, amount of pornospam. Usually I ignore it, but this
subject line got my attention:
Subject: I am lusting for you vliruvutkt

So I thought I'd reply. It is from "rrehhsxodpsqmlar" <rrehhsxodpsqmlar@r25.vipoptedmail.com>]


Oh, unhappy rrehhsxodpsqmlar! Your declaration of lust comes too late, for
alas! my msppoilluxmtkut has been given in engagement to the cruel and hateful
dupmnintovonar -- and the nuptials are set for noon tomorrow in the
dipdoknitnaknarpartartar
parish church, in Wfingtangplkxrmixstevhamshire!
For years and years I awaited you, rrehhsxodpsqmlar, as my cruel father pvulmutnmisnar
and my cruel stepmother sought to marry me off to one of their wealthy but distasteful
friends -- first I refused pfungmarwloxodmawrstq, then lord yrpxmizcnnwluwnwuw,
and then even the great yet horrid Duke yfidmopxmipxpxnutnar! At length my
parents' patience was at an end -- in a moment of the most dreadful weakness,
I despaired of you -- I thought you would never return to tnslfrnslblnslplnsl
me -- I thought that you had left me for some French frpxisnespslgngumxtia or
some Italian itrffrnyumxtinguccqwcca or some German grimbumtumbumbrandhilda
-- I could say 'no' no longer.

If you do not ride gallantly into the ancient cathedral by tomorrow at noon,
there to grab me up onto your mighty stmpiouopliououilmnoln, draw your
wjnkikwijkjikjwmwulm
and duel dupmnintovonar to the death, and whisk me off to a life of lust and
pornography for a cheap monthly fee, I fear all is lost between us!

Your friend,
vliruvutkt


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[OOC - I get a goodly, or badly, amount of pornospam. Usually I ignore it, but this
subject line got my attention:
Subject: I am lusting for you vliruvutkt

So I thought I'd reply. It is from "rrehhsxodpsqmlar" <rrehhsxodpsqmlar@r25.vipoptedmail.com>]


Oh, unhappy rrehhsxodpsqmlar! Your declaration of lust comes too late, for
alas! my msppoilluxmtkut has been given in engagement to the cruel and hateful
dupmnintovonar -- and the nuptials are set for noon tomorrow in the
dipdoknitnaknarpartartar
parish church, in Wfingtangplkxrmixstevhamshire!
For years and years I awaited you, rrehhsxodpsqmlar, as my cruel father pvulmutnmisnar
and my cruel stepmother sought to marry me off to one of their wealthy but distasteful
friends -- first I refused pfungmarwloxodmawrstq, then lord yrpxmizcnnwluwnwuw,
and then even the great yet horrid Duke yfidmopxmipxpxnutnar! At length my
parents' patience was at an end -- in a moment of the most dreadful weakness,
I despaired of you -- I thought you would never return to tnslfrnslblnslplnsl
me -- I thought that you had left me for some French frpxisnespslgngumxtia or
some Italian itrffrnyumxtinguccqwcca or some German grimbumtumbumbrandhilda
-- I could say 'no' no longer.

If you do not ride gallantly into the ancient cathedral by tomorrow at noon,
there to grab me up onto your mighty stmpiouopliououilmnoln, draw your
wjnkikwijkjikjwmwulm
and duel dupmnintovonar to the death, and whisk me off to a life of lust and
pornography for a cheap monthly fee, I fear all is lost between us!

Your friend,
vliruvutkt


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>more, or think you have been included mistakenly and
>wish to get off, please leave your email address here:

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Comments

[somebunny.livejournal.com]

You know... I get spam like that daily at work... I should start writing responses such as that instead of actually working... my supervisor did say that I had to respond to everything I got so they knew I got it... c.c;