sythyry: (sythyry-doomed)

Mirrored from Sythyry.

“Sythyry’s attempt to do something about the Vepri was about as successful as floating over their heads and tossing piles of späzle out of Kismirth upon their cities would have been,” was the general opinion. “Not only was it utterly futile, but, in addition, it made us look ridiculous.”

I couldn’t argue.

And I didn’t have any good ideas. Not that it was a topic I much wanted to work on. I mean — seriously? What am I supposed to do? I could build Holocaust War weapons, and start a massive hate-war, and, um, … then lots of people would be dead, and everyone in Ketheria would think that traff-folk were not just perverts but murderous perverts, and maybe I could hammer the laws of the Cities of the Trough into better shape by force but they probably wouldn’t be enforced very well. Or maybe I would just get killed, which would probably devastate my reputation less.

So I did other projects, and avoided the issue as best I could.

By the twelfth year of Kismirth, the city was half refugees from the Vepri: about, I think, fourteen thousand people, seven thousand from the Cities of the Trough. This is not particularly due to Kismirth being a wonderful place to live (though it is). It is due to the Cities of the Trough getting to be quite an unpleasant place for glates to live. Heen’s story, Niia’s and Chiver’s story — these were typical. I could probably have picked up about seven thousand similar stories from the newcomers. Beatings, enslavements, exilings, fines, degradations, and even the occasional insult.

The general principle of Vepri rule is that society should have certain classes: optimes on top, norums in the middle, glates at the bottom, with scluds particularly despised.

Now, that’s not so strange. We’ve always had a stratified society: nobles and the wealthy above the professional classes above the commoners, with slaves about equal to the bottom third of the commoners depending on the situation. I can’t defend this completely, not after thinking a lot about how similar the Vepri order is. But there is some reason to it. At the best, nobles are heroes who risk their lives defending cities and villages. (The typical nobles are the heirs of such people, who hire others to do it, which is less impressive.) The professional classes have generally studied more and do more subtle work than the menials, and deserve respect for their efforts, I suppose. Slaves are criminals or debtors most of the time, which cannot improve their respect. So there is some justification for the usual order, if not actual justice.

In any case, there is a certain possibility that one, or one’s children, can improve their status. It does not happen that often, but it certainly does happen. A brave person of any rank can become a hero and gain a title from it. An energetic and smart one of any rank can get a good apprenticeship and become a guildmaster. A beautiful and charming one can catch the eye of a noble, and get a nice concubinage or an excellent marriage. And so on. Or, for the other side of fairness, a sufficiently incompetent noble family can be stripped of their rank, and have their lands given to that brave new hero. A wicked guildmaster can be brought to justice. Or what have you. These things happen a few times a year in a typical city, or more or less depending on what you count.

The Vepri order has its own justification. In theory — Vepri theory! — it is based on generation of first birth, plus the theory that early generations were better than later ones. There are two flaws. Second, the theory that early generations are better is utter nonsense. First, even if it were the case, the Vepri are lying about generations of first birth. They give their supporters good numbers, their enemies bad ones, and it is all a matter of their convenience.

But — and this is important — the Vepri have two crucial points of law. First, that one’s original generation should determine their station in life. Second, that a great deal of society needs to be structured to restrain and repress the wickedness of glates. I suppose that if you consider half your population to be on the verge of the worst sort of thuggishness, criminality, brutality, ill-manners, violence, pomposity, viciousness, and flatulence, you will design your law codes and everything else to keep these dark urges under control. Indeed, you might be moved to thuggishness, criminality, brutality, ill-manners, violence, pomposity, violence, and perhaps even flatulence of your own to do so. The glates deserve no better.

And you exile or kill them when they are too much trouble. They cannot be rehabilitated. Education might improve someone’s morality if one accepts that morality is an act of will and intellect. Nothing, nothing, will change what generation someone is born in. The Vepri often said that they would be better off without any glates in their cities.

It is not surprising that the glates, in particular, found this new order unpleasant and undesirable. They had previously been in, often enough, comfortable social status: nobles and guildmasters were often declared glates and scluds, dropping them from the highest ranks to the lowest. And glates of whatever rank before had some hope of bettering themselves — hope that the single fixed number of the Vepri denies them completely.

So seven thousand of them left, over a decade or two, and came to Kismirth. Others went elsewhere: several thousand through Kismirth, stopping here for hours or months, with Niia among the more dramatic. Presumably some went to other places too; I wouldn’t know.

Now, many of those seven thousand were traff. I don’t know — seven hundred of them? But one does not need to be traff to live here. Between the teleport gates, the slow and fast districts, and the tourism and entertainment industry, and the vast time-distorted fields, there are livelihoods for everyone and to spare.

Still, with seven thousand emmigrants from the Vepri lands, there was a great deal of sentiment that We Should Do Something About Those Cursed Vepri. Half of us had felt their viciousness personally. The other half had friends who had done.

I have to admit that I was on the wrong side. My opinion was mostly, “Yeah — like what should we do? I got sent home with my tail between my legs last time.”

I hate when people answer my rhetorical questions so concretely.

sythyry: (sythyry-doomed)

Mirrored from Sythyry.

Are Lithia and *-Eyes still married? Is Lithia still alive? :/

Lithia is not alive anymore; see a previous answer. Legally I believe the marriage is in abayance; if, somehow, Lithia were to come alive again, she and *-Eyes would be married. I think. It does happen sometimes, though not usually after this sort of delay, and not with people as ill-made as Lithia.

Whatever happened to Ygsgwyd and Delframber, back from your college days?

Delight-in-whatever-it-is-today is the one to ask, as it is her family history not mine.

Any more ?q?uestions fo?r the lizard may be a?sked in interesting w?ays.

sythyry: (sythyry-doomed)

Mirrored from Sythyry.

Are Lithia and *-Eyes still married? Is Lithia still alive? :/

Lithia is not alive anymore; see a previous answer. Legally I believe the marriage is in abayance; if, somehow, Lithia were to come alive again, she and *-Eyes would be married. I think. It does happen sometimes, though not usually after this sort of delay, and not with people as ill-made as Lithia.

Whatever happened to Ygsgwyd and Delframber, back from your college days?

Delight-in-whatever-it-is-today is the one to ask, as it is her family history not mine.

Any more ?q?uestions fo?r the lizard may be a?sked in interesting w?ays.

sythyry: (sythyry-doomed)

Mirrored from Sythyry.

Does Vae still have any Primes or Monsters imprisoned in zir lair anywhere? Perhaps in mutocced into items? Could you go check? What happened to the ones zie did have?

She does. These currently include:

  1. Tusla Thorn, a mara eleni, who is imprisoned in a very large flowerpot in Vae’s apartment in Kismirth. Vae says that it is not safe for Tusla to go home. Tusla insists that he(?) can take care of himself. I completely agree with Vae on this point. Tusla’s home is near a Rassimel monastery, and Tusla not only forced mental contact with several of the monks, but attempted to manipulate them in highly undignified ways, such as blackmailing them through their religious and amorous infidelities. His excuse: he was bored. I’m not sure we want Tusla around Kismirth, with that sort of attitude, but Vae says that she is keeping him on a tight leash.

  • Burnaby Krosper, a Rassimel monk from the same monastery, who unwisely attempted to steal from Vae’s home, and used advanced martial arts to damage Feralan and hCevian (who were there on an errand), and is spending a seven-year term of imprisonment as a mallard duck.
  • Spledny Crack, an Orren, who is an indentured servant to Vae. I didn’t ask the details of how he came to be indentured, but he wanted to be in Vheshrame Mene but not in Vheshrame, so there is probably a story there.
  • In any case, Vae is being fairly mild, for Vae.

    Oh! Have you all ever found a sentient nonprime that didn’t have a built-in ‘gotcha!’ sort of ‘challenge’ for Prime civilizations?

    Not one from the World Tree.

    Have you — or the city — learned anything unexpected in living and coexisting with Mherobump and Taptet and such?

    Taptet are rather more suicidal than I had expected. They can do it aggressively: e.g., more than one taptet has threatened to kill themself on my parlor floor if things didn’t go their way, and one actually did so.

    Did that earlier hypothesis of mine that ‘Taptet were made as puzzle monsters and competent insurgents, where the solution of the puzzle is to treat them with dignity and not exploit them’ ever start to bear fruit? Is it a widely-held view?

    No, and no.

    And how do you all manage monsters which aren’t generally of the ‘allowed in’ varieties which want to join the city? Have any stories regarding that sort of thing? After all, sentient individuals can overcome social and biological issues, or at least compensate for them and be civilized.

    We keep them out, of course. The safety of what is by now a great many people, prime and nonprime, is more important than the (widely rejected) philosophical principle you propound. In any case, Kismirth is more inclusive of monsters than any prime city I know of; you cannot expect us to do everything imaginable all at once. Or perhaps you can, but you are quite insane.

    That’s part of being sapient and sentient — being able to make a choice…

    Being an uncreated or naturally-evolved kind of being, perhaps. We do not enjoy such a universal luxury ourselves.

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    Mirrored from Sythyry.

    Does Vae still have any Primes or Monsters imprisoned in zir lair anywhere? Perhaps in mutocced into items? Could you go check? What happened to the ones zie did have?

    She does. These currently include:

    1. Tusla Thorn, a mara eleni, who is imprisoned in a very large flowerpot in Vae’s apartment in Kismirth. Vae says that it is not safe for Tusla to go home. Tusla insists that he(?) can take care of himself. I completely agree with Vae on this point. Tusla’s home is near a Rassimel monastery, and Tusla not only forced mental contact with several of the monks, but attempted to manipulate them in highly undignified ways, such as blackmailing them through their religious and amorous infidelities. His excuse: he was bored. I’m not sure we want Tusla around Kismirth, with that sort of attitude, but Vae says that she is keeping him on a tight leash.

  • Burnaby Krosper, a Rassimel monk from the same monastery, who unwisely attempted to steal from Vae’s home, and used advanced martial arts to damage Feralan and hCevian (who were there on an errand), and is spending a seven-year term of imprisonment as a mallard duck.
  • Spledny Crack, an Orren, who is an indentured servant to Vae. I didn’t ask the details of how he came to be indentured, but he wanted to be in Vheshrame Mene but not in Vheshrame, so there is probably a story there.
  • In any case, Vae is being fairly mild, for Vae.

    Oh! Have you all ever found a sentient nonprime that didn’t have a built-in ‘gotcha!’ sort of ‘challenge’ for Prime civilizations?

    Not one from the World Tree.

    Have you — or the city — learned anything unexpected in living and coexisting with Mherobump and Taptet and such?

    Taptet are rather more suicidal than I had expected. They can do it aggressively: e.g., more than one taptet has threatened to kill themself on my parlor floor if things didn’t go their way, and one actually did so.

    Did that earlier hypothesis of mine that ‘Taptet were made as puzzle monsters and competent insurgents, where the solution of the puzzle is to treat them with dignity and not exploit them’ ever start to bear fruit? Is it a widely-held view?

    No, and no.

    And how do you all manage monsters which aren’t generally of the ‘allowed in’ varieties which want to join the city? Have any stories regarding that sort of thing? After all, sentient individuals can overcome social and biological issues, or at least compensate for them and be civilized.

    We keep them out, of course. The safety of what is by now a great many people, prime and nonprime, is more important than the (widely rejected) philosophical principle you propound. In any case, Kismirth is more inclusive of monsters than any prime city I know of; you cannot expect us to do everything imaginable all at once. Or perhaps you can, but you are quite insane.

    That’s part of being sapient and sentient — being able to make a choice…

    Being an uncreated or naturally-evolved kind of being, perhaps. We do not enjoy such a universal luxury ourselves.

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    Mirrored from Sythyry.


    Has Here ever complained about the inadvertent contamination of one of its angels?


    Not to me, and not to hCevian.


    What came of Feralan? Quendry?


    Feralan is my talented but shy apprentice still. At some point I am going to
    insist that he stop doing that. He will probably ask to be my talented but shy
    assistant after that.


    Is Grinwipey still working as your embroiderer at times?


    No. He runs a casino, badly. This is a complete waste of his talents, but he
    insists it is more dignified. We get together for sewing and swearing once
    in a while.


    A long time back, a sleeth who was hired as a thief was involved in removing a tail from Quendry’s father along with a Quendry. I missed seeing that sleeth in the accounts of your vacation though I suspect his presence would have increased the doom to levels beyond what you already had. Do you know what’s become of him?


    I do not.


    What is your prognostication regarding the Vepri idiocy?


    See the next (and final) story of this cycle.


    Has the doomsome offspring of your embassy and his wife for the duration completed its hatching, and if so, what kind of monster has it become? Does it take more after father, mother, or sheer chaos?



    Oh, no. It has decades more to go.

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    Mirrored from Sythyry.


    Has Here ever complained about the inadvertent contamination of one of its angels?


    Not to me, and not to hCevian.


    What came of Feralan? Quendry?


    Feralan is my talented but shy apprentice still. At some point I am going to
    insist that he stop doing that. He will probably ask to be my talented but shy
    assistant after that.


    Is Grinwipey still working as your embroiderer at times?


    No. He runs a casino, badly. This is a complete waste of his talents, but he
    insists it is more dignified. We get together for sewing and swearing once
    in a while.


    A long time back, a sleeth who was hired as a thief was involved in removing a tail from Quendry’s father along with a Quendry. I missed seeing that sleeth in the accounts of your vacation though I suspect his presence would have increased the doom to levels beyond what you already had. Do you know what’s become of him?


    I do not.


    What is your prognostication regarding the Vepri idiocy?


    See the next (and final) story of this cycle.


    Has the doomsome offspring of your embassy and his wife for the duration completed its hatching, and if so, what kind of monster has it become? Does it take more after father, mother, or sheer chaos?



    Oh, no. It has decades more to go.

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    Mirrored from Sythyry.

    What happened to Vae, and to that doomful artifact you were working on to break her spells? Or for that matter, to Windigar the sky-pilot and suspected reincarnation of Floosh?

    Vae has two apartments in the monster district. One is quite ordinary. The other is decorated entirely with scenes and broadsheet reports of Vae being defeated, Vae behaving monstrously, Vae learning to cook omelettes from Arfaen, Vae being driven off by Oixe (after their egg was laid — they are still a couple, though they have not seen each other for years and will not for decades), and other such things. I’m not sure about how the omelettes fit in, and Vae cannot explain. I suspect it has something to do with being an egg-layer who also eats eggs.

    The artifact is going quite badly. Every time I go to work on it, something quite exciting happens in the general vicinity which requires my attention. It never quite seems worth it to, say, let five people die so that I can get another one of the four weeks’ work the artifact requires. I am not much pleased with Gnarn on this topic. The less personal attention I get from gods, the better.

    Windigar ran the first skyboat line to Kismirth for a while. He strategically lost that business to his main rivals, and miserably let them buy his routes, his long-distance skyboats, and the like. Then he started another one, of skyboat tours around Kismirth, aerial acrobatics, sky-writing, aerial hunting trips, and other such tourist attractions. So, when our opening of many long-range teleport gates pretty much ruined the skyboat traffic to Kismirth and greatly increased the tourism, his business grew considerably, and now many of those rivals are working for him. He has a same-species wife, a same-species husband, and two same-species children. I still don’t know if he’s Floosh reincarnated or not; he’s certainly got a lot of her style.

    sythyry: (sythyry-doomed)

    Mirrored from Sythyry.

    What happened to Vae, and to that doomful artifact you were working on to break her spells? Or for that matter, to Windigar the sky-pilot and suspected reincarnation of Floosh?

    Vae has two apartments in the monster district. One is quite ordinary. The other is decorated entirely with scenes and broadsheet reports of Vae being defeated, Vae behaving monstrously, Vae learning to cook omelettes from Arfaen, Vae being driven off by Oixe (after their egg was laid — they are still a couple, though they have not seen each other for years and will not for decades), and other such things. I’m not sure about how the omelettes fit in, and Vae cannot explain. I suspect it has something to do with being an egg-layer who also eats eggs.

    The artifact is going quite badly. Every time I go to work on it, something quite exciting happens in the general vicinity which requires my attention. It never quite seems worth it to, say, let five people die so that I can get another one of the four weeks’ work the artifact requires. I am not much pleased with Gnarn on this topic. The less personal attention I get from gods, the better.

    Windigar ran the first skyboat line to Kismirth for a while. He strategically lost that business to his main rivals, and miserably let them buy his routes, his long-distance skyboats, and the like. Then he started another one, of skyboat tours around Kismirth, aerial acrobatics, sky-writing, aerial hunting trips, and other such tourist attractions. So, when our opening of many long-range teleport gates pretty much ruined the skyboat traffic to Kismirth and greatly increased the tourism, his business grew considerably, and now many of those rivals are working for him. He has a same-species wife, a same-species husband, and two same-species children. I still don’t know if he’s Floosh reincarnated or not; he’s certainly got a lot of her style.

    Children?

    Jun. 1st, 2012 08:50 am
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    Mirrored from Sythyry.

    Do you think you will regret not having a child, given your particular lifestyle, and enjoying the things that Zi-Ri parents typically do with their children?

    I am afraid that a summary of basic Zi Ri anatomy and lifecycle is required here.

    • Zi Ri live a very very long time. Having a child at my age would be considered silly and inappropriate. [Loosely like Malia Obama, currently about 14 years old, choosing to get pregnant. -bb] Even Saza, several hundred years my senior, is simply of an appropriate age to have a child.

  • Reproduction and reproductive activities are not recreational. They are very very painful. Given that we live a long time and rarely need replacement, our creator god did not want to encourage us to have lots of children.
  • Conversely, body-play is entirely different from reproduction. If I wanted a child and was monogamously attached to a prime of another species — and didn’t want to wait a few decades until that attachment was over the sad way — having a child with another Zi Ri could not be considered a violation of even the strictest monogamy vows.
  • A substantial number of traff-folk have children. My wife Arfaen has a son, Quendry, from her time in a cis-specific marriage. Other traff families, having avoided the trap of prior woeful marriage, choose to get assistance from a same-species opposite-sex friend or professional. What we traff-folk do not do, which same-species cross-gender marriages occasionally do, is to accidentally have children. (Yes, yes, there are exceptions, but never mind that.)
  • In any case, I don’t want to think about children for another century or two at least. I happen to know Saza’s opinion of the matter as well: zie is not eager for children either, nor does zie consider zirself capable of being an adequate parent. Few Zi Ri would disagree.

    Children?

    Jun. 1st, 2012 08:50 am
    sythyry: (sythyry-doomed)

    Mirrored from Sythyry.

    Do you think you will regret not having a child, given your particular lifestyle, and enjoying the things that Zi-Ri parents typically do with their children?

    I am afraid that a summary of basic Zi Ri anatomy and lifecycle is required here.

    • Zi Ri live a very very long time. Having a child at my age would be considered silly and inappropriate. [Loosely like Malia Obama, currently about 14 years old, choosing to get pregnant. -bb] Even Saza, several hundred years my senior, is simply of an appropriate age to have a child.

  • Reproduction and reproductive activities are not recreational. They are very very painful. Given that we live a long time and rarely need replacement, our creator god did not want to encourage us to have lots of children.
  • Conversely, body-play is entirely different from reproduction. If I wanted a child and was monogamously attached to a prime of another species — and didn’t want to wait a few decades until that attachment was over the sad way — having a child with another Zi Ri could not be considered a violation of even the strictest monogamy vows.
  • A substantial number of traff-folk have children. My wife Arfaen has a son, Quendry, from her time in a cis-specific marriage. Other traff families, having avoided the trap of prior woeful marriage, choose to get assistance from a same-species opposite-sex friend or professional. What we traff-folk do not do, which same-species cross-gender marriages occasionally do, is to accidentally have children. (Yes, yes, there are exceptions, but never mind that.)
  • In any case, I don’t want to think about children for another century or two at least. I happen to know Saza’s opinion of the matter as well: zie is not eager for children either, nor does zie consider zirself capable of being an adequate parent. Few Zi Ri would disagree.

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    Mirrored from Sythyry.

    Cake or Pie?

    Certainly!

    You! Cake or death?

    Certainly not!

    Have you let that poor sleeth out of the crown?

    After Lithia’s farewell party was all cleaned up, we badgered Vae into telling
    us where the Sleeth was imprisoned. Badgering Vae is not the safest of
    occupations. Nor is it the easiest: an ounce too much pressure and she starts
    crying, an ounce too little and she becomes belligerent. Yerenthax and I took
    a quick trip out there, and confirmed the situation. Yerenthax chopped the
    crown to bits with a very large and very burny axe. The Sleeth was much
    happier after that.

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    Mirrored from Sythyry.

    Cake or Pie?

    Certainly!

    You! Cake or death?

    Certainly not!

    Have you let that poor sleeth out of the crown?

    After Lithia’s farewell party was all cleaned up, we badgered Vae into telling
    us where the Sleeth was imprisoned. Badgering Vae is not the safest of
    occupations. Nor is it the easiest: an ounce too much pressure and she starts
    crying, an ounce too little and she becomes belligerent. Yerenthax and I took
    a quick trip out there, and confirmed the situation. Yerenthax chopped the
    crown to bits with a very large and very burny axe. The Sleeth was much
    happier after that.

    Decoration

    May. 27th, 2012 08:35 am
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    Mirrored from Sythyry.

    How are your parlours decorated?

    Most of my parlors are decorated by the crystallization process. (The first
    and second times I did the process, I didn’t manage to incorporate furniture,
    and in Kismirth, I kept both furniture and decoration to a minimum.) On the
    whole this means carved wooden walls or plain walls behind draperies or
    tapestries. The furniture is furniture. Sometimes it talks.

    Decoration

    May. 27th, 2012 08:35 am
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    Mirrored from Sythyry.

    How are your parlours decorated?

    Most of my parlors are decorated by the crystallization process. (The first
    and second times I did the process, I didn’t manage to incorporate furniture,
    and in Kismirth, I kept both furniture and decoration to a minimum.) On the
    whole this means carved wooden walls or plain walls behind draperies or
    tapestries. The furniture is furniture. Sometimes it talks.

    sythyry: (sythyry-doomed)

    Mirrored from Sythyry.

    I’m about to start the last story of Sythyry’s City. Before I do, it’s time to let Sythyry answer any questions you might have. So, ask zir anything — anything. Be inquisitory!

    sythyry: (sythyry-doomed)

    Mirrored from Sythyry.

    I’m about to start the last story of Sythyry’s City. Before I do, it’s time to let Sythyry answer any questions you might have. So, ask zir anything — anything. Be inquisitory!

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    Mirrored from Sythyry.

    “Sythyry. What was I to discover to make my revenge complete?” demanded Thefefy.

    I opened the door to one or another of my ridiculous parlor collection and beckoned her inside. “Well, and what did you discover?”

    She clapped her hands once, and it was a regular or garden-variety clap. Twice, and thunders fell upon my parlor, and the glass candle-holder broke. Thrice, and the sound was as of world-branches being torn. My furniture became splinters for three parlors around, and my body was shattered as under a baliff’s mace, and the transformation spell upon the goddess was broken as well.

    I came back to life a moment later, from a Heal the Awful Wound, with Thefefy crouched over me, dripping brandy into my muzzle. I glared at her. “If you want to kill me again, you can do it with your hands again. You don’t need to drown me in brandy.”

    “I’m sorry,” she said. One does not get an apology from a goddess every day, though arguably one should. “I was simply trying to get my shape back.”

    “Ask the person who transformed you!” One does not get to snap at a goddess every day, though arguably one should.

    “I didn’t want to bother you!” she whined.

    “Well, you did. Now I am going to take a nap in a time bubble. Stay here and muse upon the five days we spent touring hither and yon and interviewing people, a little of which is recorded in my diary for the reading pleasure of extradimensional monsters, and a lot of which is similar to that and not recorded. We will talk more when I return.”

    * * * ← those asterisks hide a long nap and a lot of healing spells, and, if you must know, a rather desparate possibly-the-last-time with Arfaen, in case Thefefy got upset or careless again.

    “Well, what did you learn?” I demanded of Thefefy. We had moved to a less blasted parlor.

    “I am not sure.” She is not a very clever deity, though I suppose if she once got a smart idea, the next one would be smarter, etc.

    “What do you think of the World Tree? Nicer than Heaven? Or not as nice?”

    “… Not as nice. I can’t see why you want to stay here,” said the goddess, after some of the deepest thought she may ever have subjected herself to.

    “Well, I got kicked out of the other universe I got to visit,” I said. Thefefy herself had done the kicking. “But the question is — which universe is better-crafted? The nice one, or the not-as-nice one?”

    “The nice one, of course. What a silly question,” said Thefefy. (This is, incidentally, the wrong answer, but I was not going to correct her.)

    “So, did Mircannis condemn you to her miserable hell, or her nicest heaven?”

    “Heaven, Sythyry. You know that.”

    I glared at her. “And she herself is staying in …? Her nicest heaven, or …”

    Thefefy scratched her head. “Uh … her miserable hell.”

    “So who is getting the better treatment?” I insisted. “The one in heaven, or the one in hell?”

    “What a ridiculous question! The one in heaven of course,” snapped Thefefy. “Oh. Wait. That’s me, isn’t it?”

    “It certainly is, Thefefy. So why is Mircannis staying in hell?”

    Thefefy scratched her head again. Since the second time is much harder than the first, chips of quartz and gold came away under her clawtips. “I don’t know. Why?”

    “She our goddess of healing. She fixes things.”

    Thefefy scratched her head again, her blunt claws left huge wounds in her scalp, bleeding a peculiar divine ichor. (If I could just puzzle her one more time, she might scratch her own brains out … but that probably would not defeat her.) “What are you getting at, Sythyry?”

    “She utterly screwed up her attempt to make the World Tree. So she’s staying here to fix it. It’s not a nice place, you saw that yourself. Why would she want to stay here when she could be in Heaven? But no, she’s here. And if you kill her for good, you’ll be just depriving her of her own idea of hell. The people you’ll really make unhappy are Simmerene and Pirly and Luchitali and everyone you saw — the people she’s fixing the World Tree for,” I said. Rather quickly! There was an error of logic or theology in every sentence, and I didn’t want her thinking too deeply about it.

    “… oh.”

    “So if you go killing her all the way, …” I demanded.

    “I’m not getting revenge for an insult, is what you’re saying? She didn’t insult me, and even if she did, she’s torturing herself here,” said Thefefy, sounding a bit baffled.

    Exactly! You understand!” I chirped.

    “But don’t worry!” said Flokin, who had taken the form of a quilted bathrobe and manifested in the fireplace. I presume it had been spying on us all along. “One mistake like that, or a thousand, and you’ll still be far smarter than me.”

    “I … guess I’ll be on my way then,” said Thefefy, still a bit baffled. She picked Flokin out of the fireplace and put it on, and was gone.

    “Well, that was easy. By which I mean ‘apparently possible and it might have worked’,” I said to myself, as a prelude to a much-needed utter physical and emotional collapse.

    “Yup!” said the coppery-furred cat with malachite-green eyes, also from the fireplace, which was just a cat. I checked. “Mircannis says ‘Thank you’ and that you can keep the chalices you stole from her.”

    “Oh, good,” I said. “Tell her ‘you’re welcome’.”

    “Now, if I had any manners, I wouldn’t go rewarding someone by giving them something they already had. Fortunately I don’t have any manners, or I’d wind up giving you this,” said the cat. It batted a little copper hazelnut at me, which hadn’t been there before. One glance revealed it as a mighty Grace of Flokin. “So as it is I’m just going to sit on your tail until you apologize.”

    “Apologize?” I had to ask.

    “I was so looking forward to having a fight with her. It would have been fun! She’d lose more and more each time! Now I’ll need to find another excuse,” said the god. It closed its eyes and curled up on my tail.

    What is one supposed to do under such circumstances? I petted it until it fell asleep, and, between one scritch and the next, it vanished, leaving only a circle of char on my parlor floor.

    I took several days off, mostly with Arfaen and Saza, and an afternoon with Pirly, who is worth his price. They all thought it was just a vacation, a celebration that I had outwitted the very dangerous goddess. Not really. I just wanted to get a few more experiences and/or farewells before she figured out the fast talk and came back.

    But she didn’t, or hasn’t yet.

    sythyry: (sythyry-doomed)

    Mirrored from Sythyry.

    “Sythyry. What was I to discover to make my revenge complete?” demanded Thefefy.

    I opened the door to one or another of my ridiculous parlor collection and beckoned her inside. “Well, and what did you discover?”

    She clapped her hands once, and it was a regular or garden-variety clap. Twice, and thunders fell upon my parlor, and the glass candle-holder broke. Thrice, and the sound was as of world-branches being torn. My furniture became splinters for three parlors around, and my body was shattered as under a baliff’s mace, and the transformation spell upon the goddess was broken as well.

    I came back to life a moment later, from a Heal the Awful Wound, with Thefefy crouched over me, dripping brandy into my muzzle. I glared at her. “If you want to kill me again, you can do it with your hands again. You don’t need to drown me in brandy.”

    “I’m sorry,” she said. One does not get an apology from a goddess every day, though arguably one should. “I was simply trying to get my shape back.”

    “Ask the person who transformed you!” One does not get to snap at a goddess every day, though arguably one should.

    “I didn’t want to bother you!” she whined.

    “Well, you did. Now I am going to take a nap in a time bubble. Stay here and muse upon the five days we spent touring hither and yon and interviewing people, a little of which is recorded in my diary for the reading pleasure of extradimensional monsters, and a lot of which is similar to that and not recorded. We will talk more when I return.”

    * * * ← those asterisks hide a long nap and a lot of healing spells, and, if you must know, a rather desparate possibly-the-last-time with Arfaen, in case Thefefy got upset or careless again.

    “Well, what did you learn?” I demanded of Thefefy. We had moved to a less blasted parlor.

    “I am not sure.” She is not a very clever deity, though I suppose if she once got a smart idea, the next one would be smarter, etc.

    “What do you think of the World Tree? Nicer than Heaven? Or not as nice?”

    “… Not as nice. I can’t see why you want to stay here,” said the goddess, after some of the deepest thought she may ever have subjected herself to.

    “Well, I got kicked out of the other universe I got to visit,” I said. Thefefy herself had done the kicking. “But the question is — which universe is better-crafted? The nice one, or the not-as-nice one?”

    “The nice one, of course. What a silly question,” said Thefefy. (This is, incidentally, the wrong answer, but I was not going to correct her.)

    “So, did Mircannis condemn you to her miserable hell, or her nicest heaven?”

    “Heaven, Sythyry. You know that.”

    I glared at her. “And she herself is staying in …? Her nicest heaven, or …”

    Thefefy scratched her head. “Uh … her miserable hell.”

    “So who is getting the better treatment?” I insisted. “The one in heaven, or the one in hell?”

    “What a ridiculous question! The one in heaven of course,” snapped Thefefy. “Oh. Wait. That’s me, isn’t it?”

    “It certainly is, Thefefy. So why is Mircannis staying in hell?”

    Thefefy scratched her head again. Since the second time is much harder than the first, chips of quartz and gold came away under her clawtips. “I don’t know. Why?”

    “She our goddess of healing. She fixes things.”

    Thefefy scratched her head again, her blunt claws left huge wounds in her scalp, bleeding a peculiar divine ichor. (If I could just puzzle her one more time, she might scratch her own brains out … but that probably would not defeat her.) “What are you getting at, Sythyry?”

    “She utterly screwed up her attempt to make the World Tree. So she’s staying here to fix it. It’s not a nice place, you saw that yourself. Why would she want to stay here when she could be in Heaven? But no, she’s here. And if you kill her for good, you’ll be just depriving her of her own idea of hell. The people you’ll really make unhappy are Simmerene and Pirly and Luchitali and everyone you saw — the people she’s fixing the World Tree for,” I said. Rather quickly! There was an error of logic or theology in every sentence, and I didn’t want her thinking too deeply about it.

    “… oh.”

    “So if you go killing her all the way, …” I demanded.

    “I’m not getting revenge for an insult, is what you’re saying? She didn’t insult me, and even if she did, she’s torturing herself here,” said Thefefy, sounding a bit baffled.

    Exactly! You understand!” I chirped.

    “But don’t worry!” said Flokin, who had taken the form of a quilted bathrobe and manifested in the fireplace. I presume it had been spying on us all along. “One mistake like that, or a thousand, and you’ll still be far smarter than me.”

    “I … guess I’ll be on my way then,” said Thefefy, still a bit baffled. She picked Flokin out of the fireplace and put it on, and was gone.

    “Well, that was easy. By which I mean ‘apparently possible and it might have worked’,” I said to myself, as a prelude to a much-needed utter physical and emotional collapse.

    “Yup!” said the coppery-furred cat with malachite-green eyes, also from the fireplace, which was just a cat. I checked. “Mircannis says ‘Thank you’ and that you can keep the chalices you stole from her.”

    “Oh, good,” I said. “Tell her ‘you’re welcome’.”

    “Now, if I had any manners, I wouldn’t go rewarding someone by giving them something they already had. Fortunately I don’t have any manners, or I’d wind up giving you this,” said the cat. It batted a little copper hazelnut at me, which hadn’t been there before. One glance revealed it as a mighty Grace of Flokin. “So as it is I’m just going to sit on your tail until you apologize.”

    “Apologize?” I had to ask.

    “I was so looking forward to having a fight with her. It would have been fun! She’d lose more and more each time! Now I’ll need to find another excuse,” said the god. It closed its eyes and curled up on my tail.

    What is one supposed to do under such circumstances? I petted it until it fell asleep, and, between one scritch and the next, it vanished, leaving only a circle of char on my parlor floor.

    I took several days off, mostly with Arfaen and Saza, and an afternoon with Pirly, who is worth his price. They all thought it was just a vacation, a celebration that I had outwitted the very dangerous goddess. Not really. I just wanted to get a few more experiences and/or farewells before she figured out the fast talk and came back.

    But she didn’t, or hasn’t yet.

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    here is the poll. I want to see how to do polls that aren't LJ-specific. I will figure out how to post results at some point.
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