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My Dinner With Ilottat [13 Thory 4261]

Ilottat generally matched the room. He had worn a dark blue Daukrhame dress uniform, knowing full well how good he looks in it. Truth to tell, he would look a bit better if didn't stoop quite so much. This is something that can be ignored. And three bits better if he didn't look quite so nervous. This too can be ignored.

[Ilottat's occasional excursions into other World Tree languages are translated into other terrestrial languages. His mistakes are mistranslations. -bb]

He got there a minute or two after I did, and saluted me with a formal Daukrhame court salute. I had no idea about the proper response from a Zi Ri, so I gave the Vheshrame equivalent. That made him nervous. He mumbled something like, "I'm very glad you could come hodie, that is, today. I've been wanting to meet you for some while now," and sprawled in one of the chairs, and took off his boots and, as mentioned, threw them across the room without seeming to realize that he had done so. Fortunately they landed quietly -- as mentioned, the Oblique Room is very well padded.

"Well, I'm quite glad to meet you too, Ilottat." The table was set for two Orren-sized people, which is to say, there was a huge-to-me chair at a position I couldn't possibly use. "Could you turn this chair around? It's easier for me to sit on the back than the front."

"Well ... Oh! I'd be glad to. J'avais oublier, I had forgotten to mention to the staff that you were Zi Ri." He glanced significantly at the bed. "You know. Not with that in here."

I didn't know. I waved a wing. "Oh, I wouldn't worry about it. We're rare, and not that many establishments are really very well set up for us. I was on the back of a chair the last time I was here, too. I don't think Hezimikkinen ever comes here, or they would have something." Or that's roughly what I tried to say. I was babbling a bit myself. His nervousness was contagious.

He looked awfully disappointed. "You've been here vorher, already?"

"Yes, with the Countess Gloun."

"Oh! Well, if there's a real countess in the picture, I don't suppose ..."

"Oh, just for tea, downstairs. I've never been up here," I said. I am pretty sure I persuaded myself that I didn't have any idea what he was getting at.

Well, dinner was excellent, even at that particularly early hour, even if we did have to serve ourselves.

And he did relax considerably. We chatted about classes, and the food, and friends, and art, and whatnots, and Prince Nestrune. He's only slightly more fond of Prince Nestrune than I am, which he thinks is a problem, since he's going to serve the Prince as a diplomat and spy. "That's why I'm studying linguistics here, sapete, you know. Sorry about all the stray bits of vocabulary that get into my Ketherian -- it's an occupational hazard. I hear it goes away after a few years."

Which was all fine, and just as good as any date I've had at the Sloop in Soup or Candledance.

Except the food was better. Much better.

And except that, after we finished up that burning frozen arkenflame dessert, he barred the door and used one of the bound spells to block any listening from outside the room, and said, "Well, um, would you like, er, fornicatio now?

Date: 2004-12-01 02:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kulhain.livejournal.com
Oh dear.

--
Lost Dragon

Date: 2004-12-01 02:22 pm (UTC)

Date: 2004-12-01 02:42 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] alonewiththemoon
my heavens!

Date: 2004-12-01 02:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sianmink.livejournal.com
That's.. uhm.. sort of singing.. right?

^^;

Date: 2004-12-01 02:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stryck.livejournal.com
Eek.

I wonder if he's as inexperienced as you are.

Date: 2004-12-01 02:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tuftears.livejournal.com
Told you so! The part about him barring the door is kind of ominous, actually, since it's unlikely Sythyry will be able to open it physically.

Date: 2004-12-01 02:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] chipuni.livejournal.com
*laugh!*

Ilottat is spending every lozen and cley in his attempt to seduce you, isn't he? The richest food in the fanciest restaurant. What a sweetie!

O Zi Ri, you should answer him honestly: either an enthusiastic yes, an honest no, or under what circumstances you would consider fornicatio with him. I would be sad if you used your beauty and charm to try to pry more gifts from him.

And... your new hat has made you much luckier in lust, at least!

Date: 2004-12-01 03:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] chipuni.livejournal.com
I doubt that Ilottat would rape Sythyry:

1. Sythyry knows Ilottat, even to which class he's in and his father. If Ilottat were to try to rape Sythyry, the Zi Ri can make a lot of trouble, including ruining his chance to become a spy for the Baron.
2. Lots of cley and lozens were spent in this setup. If Ilottat were interested in rape, he would not have spent this money.
3. Sythyry is not defenseless. If Ilottat tries to force himself on Sythyry, the Orren would find parts of his anatomy well-cooked.
4. Sythyry has grafted Cloak of Another God. Though a Zi Ri would not be able to open the door, a Khtsoyis or Gormoror would.

Ilottat is nervous. But this event was well-planned. I don't believe that he would hurt Sythyry.

Heee!

Date: 2004-12-01 03:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] allessindra.livejournal.com
Go, Sythyry!

(offers to share her popcorn with [livejournal.com profile] chipuni as we watch the next installment.)

If only I could get a semi-royal to serve me with *that* treatment!

Date: 2004-12-01 03:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sythyry.livejournal.com
It was a bit awkward of a gesture, that barring the door and standing in front of it and looming at me, but, well, Ilottat's a bit awkward in general.

And maybe a bit intimidating at first, but I'm sure he didn't mean it that way.

But, well, I come from a very very short line of legendary wizards. I do have a surprise or three in case someone tries to kidnap me or something.

Re: Heee!

Date: 2004-12-01 04:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] chipuni.livejournal.com
*happily munches on the popcorn with Allessindra!*

*offers some sporchey, flavored with pren back to Allessindra*

Date: 2004-12-01 04:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cattitude.livejournal.com
Fornicatio? Oh, dear. He has just asked, by closest cognate, whether you would like to do something involving an arch or covered walkway. I do hope the linguistic habit goes away soon.

Date: 2004-12-01 04:50 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] redbird
Ilottat gets points for his good taste in admiring you, O Zi Ri.

But I hope he's less clumsy in diplomatic matters that he doesn't care about personally.

Date: 2004-12-01 04:53 pm (UTC)
redbird: closeup of me drinking tea, in a friend's kitchen (Default)
From: [personal profile] redbird
Or, given how bad his linguistic skills seem, he may have been offering to join [livejournal.com profile] sythyry in the nearest fireplace for some conversation and a nap.

Date: 2004-12-01 09:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] curiositykt.livejournal.com
Gah! you would leave it hanging there wouldn't you... *grins* more story! more story!

perhaps...

Date: 2004-12-02 02:02 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] allessindra.livejournal.com
Given that he did invoke the magical privacy protections on the room, was it perhaps necessary to make *them* work that the door be barred? I mean, I could see the restaurant having this oblique 'out' where you can *look* like you're invoking the spells, but if you leave the door unbarred it's not quite complete, and thus one can still be spied upon somehow...

and, of course, for the right price, those wishing to spy could make sure that those using the room never quite found out about that little requirement...

Just a thought.

Re: Heee!

Date: 2004-12-02 02:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] allessindra.livejournal.com
Oooh, yummy! *sips* hmmm... is this supposed to be intoxicating? *sips more*

Re: Heee!

Date: 2004-12-02 05:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sythyry.livejournal.com
It is if Chip spikes it with pren brandy!

Date: 2004-12-02 05:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kensaro.livejournal.com
Orren are so delightfull.

Date: 2004-12-02 06:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] striderhlc.livejournal.com
I second that.

- HC
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