Quiz, acceptable to the authorities.

[sythyry]

My previous quiz was not acceptable unto the great ones.

"You do not know so many monsters!", they said unto me.

"Not personally, no."

"The assignment included acquiring your own, fresh, natural
information. Not inventing it!"

I explained about the journal.

"Perhaps you could try again, but this time, ask more
plausible questions, and collect information that has some
chance of actually being correct and meaningful."

So, here I am:

[Poll #77922]