OOC: Midlife Crisis Poll

[sythyry]

OK, I'm going to turn 50 in real life in a few months, and it's about time for a midlife
crisis. If I don't do it pretty soon, it'll stop being 'midlife'.

[Poll #1809944]

Comments

[oh6.livejournal.com]

Eating too much cheese could be a diet method too, now that I take a second look at it.

[sythyry.livejournal.com]

As could Ebola!

[beetiger.livejournal.com]

If you start sleeping with politicians, we might have to renegotiate our safe-sex rules. I'm not sure I want to take the risk of catching that much doublespeak.

[gavinfox.livejournal.com]

Ohhh laaawwwwdd... ;)

[tuftears.livejournal.com]

IMO you'd be a first rate science fantasy author! ^_^

[relee.livejournal.com]

Wow! I had no idea you were so OLD! XD

Well, do your best to keep at it.

[stormydragon.livejournal.com]

Combining question #1 and question #3, you should quit and become a research computer scientist for the Mitt Romney Campaign. The people programming him right now are doing a terrible job.

[goldkin.livejournal.com]

Can we have you graft on wings, a tail, and a full-body scale tattoo? I, for one, think all three would befit you, so choosing just one was hard.

[foomf.livejournal.com]

I suggested this, but it said nothing about sleeping or otherwise sexing, but rather "having tawdry encounters" -- which could be any number of things, such as advising Newt Gingrich on which bra-and-panty set from Victoria's Secret looks best on him.

[sythyry.livejournal.com]

Or in this case, lying and assuring him that one of them looks quite dainty and delightful, when in fact they all reveal his soul and are therefore hideous.

[sythyry.livejournal.com]

Thank you!

[sythyry.livejournal.com]

The smirk!

[sythyry.livejournal.com]

They would, indeed.

[greenreaper.livejournal.com]

The dark matter always tastes best, anyway.

[foomf.livejournal.com]

This would, of course, be doubly disastrous on election eve.