Vae -- New Year's Resolutions

[sythyry]

The translator tells me that it is just past First Day this year in your world, and that each First Day is the day to make resolutions, and today is the day to break them.  And what resolution that you made on First Day will you break first?  And how do you prefer to break them -- use you hammers, or with a celebration as of the throwing off of shackles, or with a furtive and a sneaky air, or some other way?