After Taxes [3 Hivvem 4385, Barency]

[sythyry]

Mirrored from Sythyry.

[OOC: Yes, this is the start of a new and more homelike story arc. -bb]

After a larger-than-usual bribe (333 lozens) we paid a smaller-than-usual docking tax (nothing), we were allowed to wander about Barency. Really, that’s a very large bribe. There could be official concerns about us harboring several potentially dangerous monsters in close proximity to the city. Given that Vae has actually destroyed a city-state recently without needing to go through the walls, and that hCevian can slip into the city despite their quite good walls, I can’t entirely blame them. The Elfimel are harmless — even helpless.

Yerenthax: “I’m afraid you cannot come into the city, for you are not primes.”

Namie: “I howl in protest! I am creation of the goddess Mircannis, I am the greatest one from an entire universe!“

Yerenthax: “I explain to you, for the several-dozenth time, what primes are on the World Tree.”

Namie: “I refuse to listen!”

Octagons: “I explain why this concept is ridiculous and offensive. I was created long before the World Tree or the Rassimel, and for a different universe! I could not possibly have been designed to trouble you.”

Me: “Actually we don’t know who was created first, or even if the question makes sense.”

Yerenthax: “I am afraid I cannot indulge you and let you into Barency. But Jyondre and I will stay here with you.”

The Elfimel are not taking brilliantly to life aboard Strayway. They have been indignant about all sorts of ordinary things.

They complain that food is not available constantly, but only at certain times, and that only by the labor of some of our crew — it seems that Elfimel must eat a great deal, as much as three or four primes. Arfaen is trying to teach them how to cook, but is having minimal success; they do not seem aware that a ceramic cauldron that has been a-boil is hot enough to injure one. (Healing spells work fine on Elfimel; Mircannis has not chosen to deprive them of her magic simply for departing her Heaven.) They have little or no concept of working; after shelling a dozen peas, Octagons (who is the most sensible of the three) left off working, and argued for quite some time when asked to finish the chore.

They also have experienced a metabolic change that upsets them no end. In Heaven, they produced a single small pellet of solid waste every month or two, and that pellet was delicately scented and in no way offensive or noxious. They rarely produced liquid wastes; instead, they produce gaseous wastes, diffusing them off of their tail, and they, too, are delicately scented and in no way offensive or noxious. Here, fed on the honest foods and beverages of a less sublime universe, the Elfimel are subject to more frequent, more intense, and more fluidy necessities: still delicately scented and in no way offensive, or so I understand, but they must maintain the biological equilibria of our universe, in which one who drinks a quart of fluid must sooner or later void one quart of fluid. And our toilets are quite clean by World Tree standards, but nonetheless offensive to the delicate Elfimel nostril.

And on and on and on. They had never experienced an uncomfortable temperature before. They had never worn clothing before: it is forbidden to Elfimel in Heaven, because it does not change with them, and so can identify them from day to day. So they are chafed and tickled by even the simplest and softest of garments, and, when they do not wear them, they are chilled and drafted-upon.

I am considering dumping them off at some monastery of Mircannis, with a donation, where they can be cossetted and petted and carefully introduced to the world. Perhaps with Yerenthax and Jyondre, though I’d hate to lose Yerenthax and Jyondre. Even though it’s all their fault.

But that is a digression. We came to Barency for a purpose, intentionally, purposefully, and that was a purpose planned long before our accidental trip to Heaven.

Comments

[stormydragon.livejournal.com]

Before you get too upset at the Elfmiel, you might want to peruse the earliest parts of your journal, back when you were living on an allowance and dreadfully naive in the ways of the world. You too were quite whiney at the time.

I'm sure that just as you grew out of it, so will the elfmiel.

[sythyry.livejournal.com]

I'm not upset ...

Well, yes, I am, and yes, they will, and yes, I should. Thank you for the reminder.

[mharreff.livejournal.com]

The surprising thing is the easy healing of the Elfimel. Are they not in some measure Herbador? Or like blossomaries are they so easily affected with Corpador magic nonetheless?

(OOCly, I could be entirely misremembering, but I thought some mention along those lines was made...)

[sythyry.livejournal.com]

They are both Herbador and Corpador, and they seem to have Mircannis' favor, or be a lot like blossomaries, or something.

[rowyn]

I hope they grow out of it before they die! They may not be immortal on World Tree, and their bodies aren't very durable.

[stormydragon.livejournal.com]

Two things that might help is pointing out this is part of the personal growth they were hoping for and to be a little sympathetic. Validating their feelings with a simple acknowledgement, "Yes, the ban on all non-primes is crazy, but we are severely outnumbered and thus will have to endure this insanity" could go a long way to ending the complaints.

[tuftears.livejournal.com]

I was just leafing through those parts of the journal. Sythyry has come a long way. ^_^

There is always the option of asking hCevian to return the Elfimel should they so desire! I'm sure that they would be... perfectly... safe... in his clutches... Well. Actually that might go a bit of a way toward reminding them it could be worse.

[kensan-oni.livejournal.com]

And thus the Monks learned of Mircannis's Love Shack, and there was much rejoicing.

(Small celebration, I spelled Mircannis correctly without looking it up! Cheer!)

[kensan-oni.livejournal.com]

Maybe it's part of the plan, though?

We don't know if they truely won't get reincarnated back in heaven. Also, if they die before they get used to it, if they do get back to heaven, they will become reaffirmed in the blessings of Mircannis, and will help spread the word on why Mircannis's Heaven is good and right, and is a place no one should ever want to leave from.

I've seen worse godly plans, at least.

[sythyry.livejournal.com]

Thank you!

[sythyry.livejournal.com]

Woot! Yay, spelling!

[(Anonymous)]

You know, Yetherax has just told them they could not go. suppose they went, and discovered that they were not subject to the spells that ordinarily keep non-primes out? suppose they walked through them like they were not there?

Winterbeastie

[terrycloth.livejournal.com]

Even if the wall keeps non-primes out automatically, they're still going to have city guards as backup. And elfimel don't seem especially sneaky or unobtrusive.

[terrycloth.livejournal.com]

Aren't there nice things to see outside the walls? A mature city state has to have some respectable towns. Or eccentric wizard towers. Or *something*.

[stormydragon.livejournal.com]

[Once again, Sythyry's version of the World Tree seems far more Crapsack than the one in the game book. The game book implied that harmless non-primes are allowed in many cities and that only the dangerous ones are kept out. Here this seems to have morphed into a blanket ban on all non-primes.]

[sythyry.livejournal.com]

[The default assumption is that unknown creatures are not harmless. This assumption is usually true -- most newly-created species are created to be some kind of danger. Unlikely in this case, but you -- viz. a city guard making the judgment call -- never know, and you really hate to be wrong. And you probably don't want to trust your city and your reputation to the judgment of that crazy pervert wizard who travels with a nendrai and a Locador demon, anyhow. -bb]

[stormydragon.livejournal.com]

[Actually you might trust their judgement. A wizard with access to a city destroying nendrai pet is unlikely to be up to something if they're trying to bring a bunch of apparently harmless creatures into the city. If they really meant the city harm, it would already be destroyed]

[zeeth_kyrah]

*gnaw* Try telling that to the person who believes that "everyone is up to something" and refuses to accept that if you wanted it destroyed, it would be.

[sythyry.livejournal.com]

Well...

(1) My entry to the city might be the start of my wicked and convoluted plan to destroy it,

or...

(2) The destruction might not be intentional or even voluntary, as Vae's excesses usually are not.

[terrycloth.livejournal.com]

Would it make sense or be likely to succeed if you went to Veshrame (or some other city where you're well known and in good standing) and asked the duke for the ability to classify the elfimel as harmless offworld monsters-who-are-primes-of-their-own-world or whatever, and get them let in?

Or would that be something no one would ever do without having some sinister plan?

[shurhaian.livejournal.com]

A thing occurs to me: Even if they are harmless, the Elfimel seem all too likely to cause trouble through sheer ignorance if nothing else. Keeping them out of the city may be better for civil order.