OOC: Heaven Poll of Today

[sythyry]

[Poll #1614767]

Comments

[gavinfox.livejournal.com]

Where's the 'delight' option for Captain Kirk in bed with some Elfimel? That TOTALLY needs to be a 'delight' option! :) :)

[kobolds.livejournal.com]

I am amazed at how similar the first three answerings are in some respects.

I am also a little bit schocked that I am the only one (so far) who would be delighted by Sythyry getting a new love. I do hope things work out for zie in that field... or any other field zie can find love in.

[slrose.livejournal.com]

My ice cream!

[gavinfox.livejournal.com]

you didn't vote for 'delighted by sythyry getting a new love' so far. Me and Chipuni did!

[kobolds.livejournal.com]

odd, I distinctly remember taking that option... Oh brain why dost thou fail me?!

[kobolds.livejournal.com]

Ah also it seems the poll is slow to update it's results. When I looked there were only three sets of answers, but at least four people had taken the poll...

How odd.

[rowyn]

I'd be delighted to see Sythyry with a suitable new love! But I am pretty sure that any new love zie found in Mircannis's Heaven would (a) not be suitable and (b) end in more Doom than zir relationship with Thenel. Probably by an order of magnitude. D:

[gavinfox.livejournal.com]

Unless it's someone like, "Wow! Rescue! I've been trapped here forever! Please, will you take me with you?"

[kensan-oni.livejournal.com]

Unobtainable love is doom. I don't really wish Doom upon the little flying dwaggy.

[kensan-oni.livejournal.com]

I was thinking the same thing!

[stormydragon.livejournal.com]

I similarly wanted "All the lost socks, ever" as a delight option.

[stormydragon.livejournal.com]

Well, I didn't vote for that only because Sythyry will have to leave eventually and I didn't want to set hir up for yet another painful breakup.

[bloofox.livejournal.com]

Of COURSE Captain Kirk is there.

"What? People being happy? I have to blow something up so they can be miserable in an Earth-normal civilisation!"

[stress-kitten.livejournal.com]

Said Elfimel would have to be currently sporting green fur, though.

[gavinfox.livejournal.com]

Well, yea, obviously!

[gavinfox.livejournal.com]

Also, I had an interesting time browsing through this...

http://allyourtrekarebelongto.us/kirkgirls.htm

[ladyperegrine.livejournal.com]

That was my thought as well. :-)

[redbird]

Sythyry can find a new love on the World Tree; the menagerie of otherwise-extinct animals seems unlikely to appear there.

[sythyry.livejournal.com]

That's how I wrote it, but my translator color-corrected it back to normal fur tones.

[sythyry.livejournal.com]

[I am cribbing from many utopian and dystopian sources! But I think that's going to be Sythyry's job, absent an actual Kirk. -bb]

[kobolds.livejournal.com]

This is Sythers, and Rowyn is right, even that would end orders of magnitude worse than Thenel.

[terrycloth.livejournal.com]

The scroll of ultimate deathiness is too... silly? But not in a good way like Neptune or Kirk?

Neptune would be surprising because it's REALLY BIG. Everything else kind of fits, including the blood war portal. I mean, the blood war is *meant* be to fought from places like this.

[terrycloth.livejournal.com]

Obviously, zie'd take zir love with zir. Only, zie would take the wrong one because they'd refuse to identify who was who, and then discover it later.

[relee.livejournal.com]

I'm surprised that more people would be surprised to see a portal to the Blood Wars than the planet Neptune, considering that the Planet Neptune is a very specific planet and has no business being in heaven, and a portal to the Blood Wars is not entirely out of place, even if it is mostly out of place.

[sythyry.livejournal.com]

[Ooh, I like that! [Bard slinks off and rewrites everything!] -bb]

[stormydragon.livejournal.com]

Which of these would upset you the most if it appeared in this Heaven?

During their 'math' cycle, an elfmiel calculates a non-trivial zero of the Riemann Zeta function whose real part is an even integer that is not the sum of two primes using an algorithm for boolean satisfiability in polynomial time.

[sythyry.livejournal.com]

Yow! That's pretty mathy ... I'm trying to mostly stay clear of that kinda problem. Even hCevian's pretty much staying in known territory.

[foomf.livejournal.com]

I dunno, Grinwipey did a pretty skarpulatin' good job of dingslabbering their forsdorpillary counting joy.