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Mirrored from Sythyry.

Este, Phaniet, and Grinwipey took the door on the left of the petally room. They snuck or floated through a wide corridor, a cavern of sorts. A very nice cavern, this being Heaven. They trod upon, or floated over, a thick soft sort of carpet, orange with oranges in blue and jars in purple on it. The walls and ceiling were stone — a single mass of basalt, it seemed — but heavily planted with aromatic staghorn ferns, flowering lomatia, alarming tacca chantrieri, and the occasional desert rose. Every six feet, a twirly spiral crystal stalactite wrapped around a tall candle provided plenty of light.

The second door, just like the first, came upon them quickly enough, after a quarter-mile or less.

Grinwipey: “And this here smicker-felking door is all whodded to the tchuppers with traps ‘n boomsters, or I’m a lobster, asparagus and green pepper pizza.”

Este: “I don’t think Heaven is the place that really says ‘lots of traps’, Wipey.”

Grinwipey: “Well, maybe it is, and maybe it ain’t, but I am personally inspecting every last inch of this door for booby-traps, boobies, traps, tripwires, trapwires, tropwires, trupwires, gizmos, and defects in the stitchery.”

Este: “Nah, don’t bother.”

Phaniet: “Actually, it seems like a good idea.”

Back on Strayway, we had a bit of a conversation.

Me: “Is it just me, or is Este being rather lackadaisical of an explorer?”

hCevian: “One of the glories of Heaven is that it puts at ease all those who come here whose hearts are pure and whose spirits are good.”

Me: “I wonder which of those I fail on. Probably the hearts-pure bit. I shouldn’t have been quite so gropey around Thenel.” Fortunately Saza wasn’t there; zie was off exploring.

hCevian: “Actually it puts at ease all whose magic resistance isn’t very strong.”

Vae: “And is that why Mellilot bit the wall so unwisely and soon?”

hCevian: “Very likely so!”

Back in the corridor, Grinwipey had finished his manifold inspection of the door.

Grinwipey: “Well, that’s as suspicious as a sponstable in a spatch-shack.”

Phaniet: “What did you find?”

Grinwipey: “Not a thing. Not a gribbulating, vorple-fooping thing.”

Este: “Well, are we going in already?”

Grinwipey: “Hate to say it, but I don’t see any delfer-be-spommed alternative, d’you?”

So Este pushed on the door, which opened without audible sound or visible doom. We all beheld the Orchard of the Cosmos, or as good as that anyways. Endless arcs of trees laden with bananas, apples, prens, mace, dreszels, cashews, mangosteens, and less and more identifiable fruit curved away from the door. Each fruit was three or four times larger than the corresponding familiar form, but otherwise, as far as we could tell, perfectly shaped. The floor — or ground — was a sweet-scented carpet of fresh moss. The ceiling, a hundred feet above, sparkled with a dense sprinkling of square stars.

Este: “I wonder…”

Phaniet: “Este, you may not eat from those trees! Remember what happened to Mellilot when she chomped on the petal?”

Este: “I wasn’t going to! I’m not as stupid as I look!”

Phaniet: “Good!”

Este: “I was just wondering why all the trees have the same kinds of bark and decussate, pinnatifid, craspedodromous, sinuate leaves, but different sorts of fruit.”

Phaniet: “That is odd, O wise worker in wood! Not that I understood all the technical terms.”

Grinwipey: “That ain’t the two-thirds of the spelcherations thereof! Look, that tree’s got bananas on one side ‘n those glutty ballish fruits on the other.”

Este: “Very odd.”

Phaniet: “Shh! Someone’s coming!”

The someone was actually six people. They were vaguely Rassimeloid in shape, though on the short side. Their necks were quite long, twice or thrice the length of a regular Rassimel neck. Their ears were huge, not much smaller than my wings, and not much different in shape either. Their tails were immense and puffy, and looked quite cuddly. The bodies were distinctly, even dramatically, female.

The one on the left had fur and eyes of a brilliant green, with highlights of yellow and blue here and there. The next one was a sweet pastel version of the same. The third was a pale pink with crimson stripes, and so on. The colors were so different and so gaudy that at first none of us noticed the obvious: that all six of them were identical in shape, down to the lengths of ears and fingers, and the only physical differences were color. They even smelled the same to Phaniet, so that she first smelled one person rather than six coming. (Oh, and their scents were a delicate and delightful perfume to her — like a Rassimel crossed with a flower. More like blossomaries than anything else familiar.)

Este: “Hello! We’re visitors to your pleasant dimension, and we hope you don’t mind.” He spoke in Ketherian, of course. Which was ridiculous; how would offworlders know Ketherian?

Pink one: “Hello! Welcome to the Heaven of Mircannis! I do not understand much of what you said.” She spoke Common.

Me: “Great staring gods, they speak Common!”

This is noteworthy because offworlders rarely speak Common. It’s a law of nature on the World Tree that everything speaks Common to the extent it can speak at all. This is one of our more idiosyncratic laws of nature (and that, from what I read of offworlders, is saying quite a bit). But I suppose that Mircannis knew Common before she helped make the World Tree — maybe she even invented it — and she taught her it to her other creations.

hCevian: “They do? I never noticed. They didn’t say much worth listening to last time I was here. Also I did not speak Common then myself! I had not been enmeshed on the World Tree at those instants.”

Este: “Hello! We are visitors! We come in friendship” He had switched to Common, too, which made everything take a very long time to say, but seemed to be rather understandable.

Pink one: “The Elfimel welcome you to Heaven, beautiful visitors!”

Phaniet: “You are Elfimel? That is your species name?”

Pink Elfimel: “We six are Elfimel, and eight hundred and ninety others. What kinds of people are you?”

Phaniet: “I am Cani; my companions are Rassimel and Khtsoyis.”

Red Elfimel: “Those are strange words! I have never heard them before!”

Which is very disturbing! The words Cani, Rassimel, and Khtsoyis are words in Common on the World Tree — three of the eight species given names in Common. So Heaven’s Common isn’t quite the World Tree’s, since it has this “Elfimel” and not the other words. But I suppose that makes sense — why would this Heaven have the names of species who do not live there?

Phaniet: “I am Phaniet; this is Este, and that is Grinwipey.”

Pink Elfimel: “Oh, no! Those are names!”

Grinwipey: “Yeah, pershiggedy right they’re names, we got names an’ we got ‘em good. Wanna make something of it, queer-ears?”

Green Elfimel: “Names are forbidden in Heaven!”

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Date: 2010-09-01 12:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] goodluckfox.livejournal.com
Ah, yes. There's the doom. I was wondering when it would show up. :)

Also,

LFML?

Life Form: Mircannis. (something). ?

Date: 2010-09-01 12:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sythyry.livejournal.com
[Elf + Rassimel]

Date: 2010-09-01 12:54 pm (UTC)
rowyn: (smile)
From: [personal profile] rowyn
I guess she does want to make something of it?

I wonder if the gaudy colors are so they can tell each other apart without names or any other physical variation?

Date: 2010-09-01 01:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sythyry.livejournal.com
See the rest of this entry on that point, when my lazy translator gets around to it!

Date: 2010-09-01 01:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kris-schnee.livejournal.com
Even knowing what we do about Common (we also know that any user should automatically recognize a "Cani" by that name), the linguistics of this place are interesting. You'd have a chance to study an early version of the gods' system for organizing concepts and look for other differences, if the locals weren't about to sacrifice you to their volcano flower god.

Also: hey, lots of stone! Everybody must get some.

Date: 2010-09-01 01:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sythyry.livejournal.com
Technically, I suspect that the local language is a form of pseudo-Common, lacking certain words that would make it identical to true World Tree Common.

Date: 2010-09-01 01:23 pm (UTC)
rowyn: (cute)
From: [personal profile] rowyn
I am not sure that the Zi Ri who didn't update zir journal for a hundred and twenty-some years is any position to critisize the pace at which others proceeds. >:)

Date: 2010-09-01 01:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sythyry.livejournal.com
An entirely unrelated and wholly irrelevant incident! I was not serving as anyone's translator -- I was simply recording things at my own convenience! My translator has promised me to be efficient and effective -- a promise which it has not wholly upheld, save in a certain rather weaselly way!

Date: 2010-09-01 02:19 pm (UTC)
rowyn: (scheming)
From: [personal profile] rowyn
Maybe if some master Tempador wizard gave it a little more time, it would work at a pace more to your liking?

Date: 2010-09-01 02:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sianmink.livejournal.com
weaselly? Considering your preferences I would figure you to have an appreciation for weaselly! Or perhaps that's just limited to Orreny.

Date: 2010-09-01 02:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shurhaian.livejournal.com
Hmmm. Two of the planes in D&D's notion of cosmology have an "entrapment" attribute. One of them is a nasty prison-plane that saps visitors to it with despair and drains them of the will they would need to arrange a way out. The other... is a bit more insidious, because it's a very nice place on the surface. So nice, in fact, that visitors from the prime material plane will generally not want to leave if they've been there a while, and will resist any efforts to relocate them.

I suspect that if anyone visited this plane who didn't have innate magic resistance at all, this place would do the same thing very quickly.

Date: 2010-09-01 02:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shurhaian.livejournal.com
Some Orren are weaselly!

Date: 2010-09-01 02:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sythyry.livejournal.com
It is not out of the question -- indeed, it is a bit of a worry.

Date: 2010-09-01 03:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stormydragon.livejournal.com
Oh great, we finally get to heaven and it's full of communists! ;P

Date: 2010-09-01 03:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sythyry.livejournal.com
[What, you thought I'd do a nice Heaven? -bb]

Date: 2010-09-01 03:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stormydragon.livejournal.com
[isn't that kinda implied by the word 'heaven'? ;P]

Date: 2010-09-01 03:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sythyry.livejournal.com
[I have subverted related words before, like 'angel' and 'demon'!]

Date: 2010-09-01 03:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stormydragon.livejournal.com
[Hence the ';P']

Date: 2010-09-01 03:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kensan-oni.livejournal.com
Were they wearing clothing?

Date: 2010-09-01 03:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sythyry.livejournal.com
No, they weren't.

Date: 2010-09-01 03:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kensan-oni.livejournal.com
Thank you.

Date: 2010-09-01 03:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stormydragon.livejournal.com
What does 'dramatically female' mean in terms of weaseloids?

Date: 2010-09-01 04:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kensan-oni.livejournal.com
Oh.. No. Wait... When you say Distinctive and Dramatically Female, are we talking Victorian Ideal, Reniassance Ideal, Earth Goddess Culture, Niger Classical Ideal (Long necks are good for lots of rings!), Chinese Yang Dynasty Ideal.... Which Ideal Female form were they? I know this is silly, but I don't want to get this wrong...

Date: 2010-09-01 04:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] relee.livejournal.com
LOL They wanna make something of it.

Date: 2010-09-01 04:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] relee.livejournal.com
From the description, I think Rassimel Ideal.
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