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Ties! Some of the contestants were wearing ties, so there were neither winners nor losers in those contests! So, both contestants go on to the next round, as is the ordinary way for bracket contests — or it should be, despite being somewhat antithetical to the spirit of brackets.

Still, we have victories. The Theory of Evolution gobbled far more wasabi than the Macarena! X-Rays sped past toothpaste at a typing test! A kitten barely beat icecream at a novelism contest!

[Poll #1862962]