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[17 Hispis 4262]

Oixe:"Not so sure of the etiquette am I. And if the chaperone flees, does the couple confess immediately?"

Vae:"The yes! In Swimming with Catafishie, Baintain tells Lady Monfongonlonspawndragon about the fellatio with Smeft the very next day."

Oixe:"Well then! The moment you were gone, we went to a romantical sort of leafy bower for osculation. The sandwiches and osculation, since the dinner was delayed."

Me:"Actually, I think Vae's misremembering that book... Baintain is actually character in it, but the other two aren't, and there's no sex at all."

Vae:"Not can you can stop now, Oixe!"

Oixe:"The very sweet nendrai is Vae. The two extra heads he grows for better kissing with me."

Me:"That is a subtle point of romance which escapes most young lovers. I am impressed that Vae knows it!"

Vae turned herself into a shower of sparks and leapt gaudily around for a moment, then re-coalesced into her usual shape by Oixe's side.

Oixe:"The diamond chess was next -- a game of diamond chess, played for high stakes."

Me:"High stakes?"

Oixe:"And do you think my boyfriend would be a girl without such a bet?"

Me:"Um ... Vae's usually a girl."

Oixe:"Not when she is being my boyfriend!"

I sort of stared at Vae.

Vae:"The sort of truth that is, for it is better to be a boy with Oixe than a girl sitting lonely in a cave."

Me:"But now she's a boy and you're a girl."

Vae:"The first victory was Oixe's, so I had to change sex. The second was mine, so Oixe had to."

Me:"I see ... In the sense of 'I can't think of any way that further discussion could make that make any sense.'"

Oixe:"The body being a bit unusual makes the kissing more spicy. The extra awareness of the difference, you see."

Me:"Oh, I suppose so ... I do use Cloak of Another God sometimes ... but that's Vae's usual ..."

Oixe:"Not! Not a bit! Not when I am around! The first fight settled that, from now until the first egg."

Me:"You're discussing children already?"

Vae:"The first one is for Oixe, the second one is for me."

Me:"Are you going to live together? If so, where?"

Oixe:"Not for many days would that work! The large separate territory each of us needs. The insemination must happen on the sweet overnight romantic dates, often in neutral territory."

Me:"Vae's underage though?"

Oixe:"Not for long will he be though! Then we can practice."

Me:"Practice...?"

Vae touched her head with her tail and made her ears glow. "The demure blush is upon me! The such-a-boy is Oixe, when she is a boy!"

Oixe:"The such-an-adolescent, either way!"

I bravely sat on a stump and watched the nendrai flirt at each other for a lot longer.

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[17 Hispis 4262]

Oixe:"Not so sure of the etiquette am I. And if the chaperone flees, does the couple confess immediately?"

Vae:"The yes! In Swimming with Catafishie, Baintain tells Lady Monfongonlonspawndragon about the fellatio with Smeft the very next day."

Oixe:"Well then! The moment you were gone, we went to a romantical sort of leafy bower for osculation. The sandwiches and osculation, since the dinner was delayed."

Me:"Actually, I think Vae's misremembering that book... Baintain is actually character in it, but the other two aren't, and there's no sex at all."

Vae:"Not can you can stop now, Oixe!"

Oixe:"The very sweet nendrai is Vae. The two extra heads he grows for better kissing with me."

Me:"That is a subtle point of romance which escapes most young lovers. I am impressed that Vae knows it!"

Vae turned herself into a shower of sparks and leapt gaudily around for a moment, then re-coalesced into her usual shape by Oixe's side.

Oixe:"The diamond chess was next -- a game of diamond chess, played for high stakes."

Me:"High stakes?"

Oixe:"And do you think my boyfriend would be a girl without such a bet?"

Me:"Um ... Vae's usually a girl."

Oixe:"Not when she is being my boyfriend!"

I sort of stared at Vae.

Vae:"The sort of truth that is, for it is better to be a boy with Oixe than a girl sitting lonely in a cave."

Me:"But now she's a boy and you're a girl."

Vae:"The first victory was Oixe's, so I had to change sex. The second was mine, so Oixe had to."

Me:"I see ... In the sense of 'I can't think of any way that further discussion could make that make any sense.'"

Oixe:"The body being a bit unusual makes the kissing more spicy. The extra awareness of the difference, you see."

Me:"Oh, I suppose so ... I do use Cloak of Another God sometimes ... but that's Vae's usual ..."

Oixe:"Not! Not a bit! Not when I am around! The first fight settled that, from now until the first egg."

Me:"You're discussing children already?"

Vae:"The first one is for Oixe, the second one is for me."

Me:"Are you going to live together? If so, where?"

Oixe:"Not for many days would that work! The large separate territory each of us needs. The insemination must happen on the sweet overnight romantic dates, often in neutral territory."

Me:"Vae's underage though?"

Oixe:"Not for long will he be though! Then we can practice."

Me:"Practice...?"

Vae touched her head with her tail and made her ears glow. "The demure blush is upon me! The such-a-boy is Oixe, when she is a boy!"

Oixe:"The such-an-adolescent, either way!"

I bravely sat on a stump and watched the nendrai flirt at each other for a lot longer.