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[sythyry]

Excuses [24 Nivvem 4261]

This time, I took precautions to prevent espionage and evesdropping by Dustweed, before chatting with Ghirbis.

Me:"Ghirbis? Am I entirely confused, drunk, befuddled, and twitterpated, or did you just steal Tethezai's coloverfriend?"

Ghirbis:"If those are the choices, it must be the first one."

Me:"I was afraid of that. I hate being drunk when I didn't actually drink anything. Still, what did just happen?"

Ghirbis:"Dustweed was being morose..."

Me:"...An entirely and wholly unprecedented situation!..."

Ghirbis:"Specifically, zie was being morose at great length about how zie would never again enjoy interpersonal affection."

Me:"An entirely reasonable topic of morosity."

Ghirbis:"I could, after some time, endure no more. Proving zir wrong seemed to be less repugnant than listening."

Me:"Was it?"

Ghirbis:"I have enjoyed an evening with a Herethroy woman before, and a Herethroy man on a separate occasion. I am not entirely sure that, by looking at the genitalia, I could tell which is which."

Me:"They look the same?"

Ghirbis:"Hardly! They look wholly different. But neither one makes much sense in mammalian terms."

Me:"As founder of the Vheshrame Academy Society of Transaffectionate Excellence, I hereby obligate you to enjoy a great deal more Herethroy pornography. For research purposes."

Ghirbis:"VASTE?"

Me:"As good a name as any."

Ghirbis:"I will, but you must buy it for me, and pre-test and verify every picture."

Me:"In due time, I shall do this."

Ghirbis:"I imagine I shall be centuries dead by then."

Me:"Only decades, I hope!"

Ghirbis:"Delightful. In any case, Dustweed's genitalia are wholly different from either male or female Herethroy, and just as incomprehensible."

Me:"I know."

Ghirbis:"You know?"

Me:"We shared a room last year, if you remember."

Ghirbis:"You shared a room? You saw zir disrobe?"

Me:"Yes."

Ghirbis:"And you still didn't figure out that zie's a both-female?"

Me:"Ordinarily, I would expire tragically at this point in the conversation, as a tactical move to distract attention from my obtuseness. But you, yourself, just noted how confusing Herethroy genitalia are."

Ghirbis:"I prescribe an extensive course of Herethroy pornography."

Me:"For both of us! There is a half-filled bookshelf in the Arena of Massacres and Spectacles of Blood. We could keep it there."

Ghirbis:"Enziet should contribute too, for she is traff."

Me:"Enziet should, but she may not. Dustweed should too, since zie is Herethroy and, evidently, not traff."

Ghirbis:"Despite being easily seduced by Rassimel girls. Accidentally seduced, even."

Me:"Speaking of which, what will become of the couple of you and Dustweed now?"

Ghirbis:"Very little. Zie is, as previously noted, not traff, and if zie were having a cross-species relationship, zie would beg for Tethezai to return."

Me:"You are sure of this?"

Ghirbis:"Zie said as much at a time when a more reasonable lover might exclaim 'I love you!' or 'Ghirbis, you hold my heart, or at least a substantial part of my intimate region!' or simply moan."

Me:"As definitive a statement as we are likely to get from the poor Herethroy."

Ghirbis:"I myself might reject further relationshipness, after such an outcry. It was not flattering."

Me:"Ilottat said such things now and then, but rarely at quite such inopportune times."

Ghirbis:"I would reject further -- which is to say, any -- relationshipness with Ilottat too."

The conversation wandered off to speaking ill of former lovers: a topic I now relish considerably. As of today, Ghirbis+Dustweed are not an item. My estimation of Ghirbis' sympathy has increased. Or her lecherousness, or strength of stomach.

Comments

[bikerwalla.livejournal.com]

Obviously Dustweed craves illicit and immoral trysts, the more scandalous the better; and she is welcome to it, for any liaison with her is immoral! Despite her laments, she must be deriving such glorious release from this tragic play.

You should tell her so. She only wants to be understood, after all.

[zeeth_kyrah]

Not so much understood as desired.

[terrycloth.livejournal.com]

Yes! And of course the true object of Dustweed's desire can be none other than Sythyry zirself!

Really, though, I think you should tell Dustweed to go find that doctor who did a number on Thelvion, and get zirself thorougly Rassimelled. Much less confusion all around, and zie wouldn't have to be traff anymore.

[yotogi.livejournal.com]

Strangely, this sounds like the most reasonable possible solution...

[justicezero.livejournal.com]

Though nonetheless still a tragic solution.
In her case, though, the best one can reasonably expect is likely to be a "best of x evils" end.

X+X

[winterbeast.livejournal.com]

So how much consternation would be caused if Illotat and Tethzeri got together?

Winterbeast

Re: X+X

[sythyry.livejournal.com]

Not a lot from the community at large. Quelldrie House wouldn't be happy. But we'd be snarky. Very snarky.

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