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Maternal Visitation [21 Lage 4261]

~Mother~ showed up shortly after dawn. I suppose I should use zir common name, Eitharheinen, since I'm the only one who calls zir ~mother~. Zie's Zemi's ~father~.

In any case, Eitharheinen flew around and peered through my window before tapping on it. This was unwise of zir. I had induced my boyfriend to stay the night, now that he's admitted to my housemates that he is indeed my boyfriend. (Yes, they all knew it before, especially the one who'd arranged it.) this was wise of me. I had left the curtains open in the night, thinking that it was night and nobody would see. This was unwise of me.

I shan't record the actual conversation. It requires a certain presence of mind to remember the details, and, of course, being woken by a parent when one is abed with one's traff lover whom one has not yet quite manage to mention to zir is not, in some cases, wholly conducive to presence of mind.

Zie was not pleased.

I introduced them as best I could.

Zie was not pleased that I was performing unnatural junctions with a member of the upper nobility.

We debated the matter. Zie did indeed recommend continence for a few decades, or occasional trips to one of the cities with a larger Zi Ri population to find suitable playmates. No, zie couldn't introduce me to anyone. Yes, zie admitted that I'd have much better luck when I was at least a century old. No, zie wouldn't want me to take that much time out of my classes. No, zie didn't know that I couldn't leave Vheshrame any time soon.

"Um ... why can't you leave Vheshrame any time soon?" zie asked.

"Did you hear about the nendrai?"

Zie had, indeed, heard about the nendrai. That was, indeed, why zie was coming to visit. It did, indeed, distract zir from my boyfriend. He did, indeed, take that opportunity to switch to water form and slink off.

"Paying last respects to your doomed child?" I asked.

"Not quite that, Sythyry. Glikkonen sent me something for you," said Eitharheinen.

The "something" was a glass teardrop containing twelve tiny Rassimel scholars made of twelve different colors of very thin metal wire. "This is the Eye of Mirizan and Melizan."

Me:"Two people sharing one eye? That seems a bit, well, overly cozy."

Never, never use phrases like "overly cozy" when an aggressive parent has just caught you being overly cozy with a sort of person whom zie is categorically opposed to you ever being intimate with.

Approximately six hundred and eighteen years later -- or a third of an hour by the rolling of the sun -- zie calmed down enough to tell me what the Eye of Mirizan and Melizan is for.

Me:"Will it keep me safe from Vaisessasilmin?"

Eitharheinen:"Well ... no. I need to talk to Zemi about getting this ridiculous job put on someone more expendable. I can't imagine why zie didn't tell the Duke to do that in the first place."

Me:"Zie tried."

Then I had to describe the whole scene with the duke and all.

Me:"What does this famous Eye do?"

Eitharheinen:"It analyzes magic, and writes down what it sees."

Me:"Um ... why is this helpful?"

Eitharheinen:"So we know if she's done anything to you. So we have several clues about how to fix it."

Me:"Oh... I suppose that is useful."

Eitharheinen:"It is, in any case, the best we have available in short order. The other choices were Holocaust War weaponry, or more modern variations on that."

Me:"I daresay that the duke wouldn't be wholly pleased if I laid waste to half his countryside trying to kill Vae."

Eitharheinen:"No. The more so since nobody is supposed to have anything like that anymore."

Me:"Well, I'm certainly glad that our family doesn't have anything like that anymore. Also glad that nobody else's family does either."

Eitharheinen:"Well, you've certainly picked up the courtly wit."

Me:"I was trying for a course of study in social climbing and strong magic, really I was."

Eitharheinen:"You're supposed to climb the social ladder with the counts' children. Not climb on the counts' children. See, I can still do it too."

Me:"Much as my filial piety demands that I listen to you speak ill of my choice of lovers for as long as you want, I do have to go do an errand or two. I don't want to keep Vae waiting."

Eitharheinen:"Oh! Today? I'm going to go exert ~paternal~ influence on Zemi, then."

We wished each other luck, most sincerely. I did pause a bit to scribble this in my journal, though. It's a calming sort of thing, and I don't really want to be quite so jarred-off and upset as from ~mother~ yelling at me when I go deal with Vae by myself for the first time, with only this Eye thing to protect me.

Date: 2005-05-21 06:02 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] redbird
Writing things down is often calming, I've found.

Date: 2005-05-21 07:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dracosphynx.livejournal.com
The Eye thing should work wonderfully well, until Vae sees it and asks that Sythyry give her one. :)

OOC Question

Date: 2005-05-21 07:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] allessindra.livejournal.com
[[So, Bard, when you write this stuff, do you sit around hysterically giggling at the witty banter? Or does it not actually strike you as funny when you're in the process of writing?] -- asked after a thorough workout of hysterical giggling in this household.]

Re: OOC Question

Date: 2005-05-21 07:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sythyry.livejournal.com
Thanks for telling me about the giggling! I thrive on hearing that people like Sythyry -- or, at least, I keep writing it 'cause of hearing it.

Anyways.... today, at least, I knew I was writing witty banter, but I don't think I even grinned. 'til I just went and reread it. Then I chortled, yes I did.

Date: 2005-05-21 08:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mazlynn.livejournal.com
"You're supposed to climb the social ladder with the counts' children. Not climb on the counts' children." had me giggling as well. Zie can still do it, indeed. :)

So how do Zi Ri determine "mother" vs "father" roles?

Date: 2005-05-21 08:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sythyry.livejournal.com
[*grin* Yay! -bb]

If one parent raises the child, that one is the ~mother~ and the other the ~father~. I'm not sure what it's called when both raise the child.

Date: 2005-05-21 09:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kensaro.livejournal.com
So, erm, it's purely a matter of who does the raising?
I'm not exactly sure how it works with Zi Ri. I mean, are there different roles when it comes to the mechanics of procreation? And if so, wouldn't those determine who's the ~mother~ and who's the ~father~?

Date: 2005-05-21 09:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sythyry.livejournal.com
One of my best friends just got me in trouble with the entire universe

My mother just found out that I am sleeping with someone of the wrong species.

I am about to head out to pay a social call on a nendrai.

The last thing I want to talk about is the mechanics of procreation. Owie!

Date: 2005-05-21 10:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mmsword.livejournal.com
Well, one thing to understand is tha the act of procreation is perhaps the most painful thing that a Ziri can do in their life time. Considering the length of that life time, I'm sure this gives you an impression of how much it hurts. And its my understanding that it takes a very long time, as well. So Ziri procreation doesn't happen too often and isn't often a topic of polite conversation.

Date: 2005-05-22 12:49 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] collie13.livejournal.com
ROFL! Pardon me for laughing, but that is marvelously put!

That being said, you seem to be hinting there are two sets of Zi Ri sexual organs -- those for recreational sex, and those for procreation. If I'm remembering correctly, you've several times now strongly intimated procreation is quite painful for Zi Ri. Is this true?

Please feel free to wait on replying until you've faced down your first lone encounter with a Dread Monster of Doom[TM], of course. ;)

Date: 2005-05-22 12:59 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sythyry.livejournal.com
Procrastination is one of my chief delights this morning, it seems...

I have one sexual organ. It is used for procreation only. It is not accessable under ordinary circumstances, for which I am very, very glad. I very do not want to think about that.

I have several organs (e.g., [untranslateable -bb]) used for recreation, and many others (e.g., mouth) which combine recreation and practical functions. Ilottat has sampled them all, and, I believe, approves of them.

Date: 2005-05-22 02:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gavinfox.livejournal.com
Well, what I think many of us are curious about is, ahem, when will we maybe get a lesson on the anatomy of the, ahhh, recreational ones, and what sorts of... things... can be done with them. Oh hell, if you can figure out a way to transcribe both some choice passages from anatomy books and also some relevant erotica to give us an idea of some creative uses, I think we'd be satisfied. Isn't there a spell for transcribing words from one document to another?

Thanks!

Date: 2005-05-22 02:25 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bercilakslady.livejournal.com
Sythyry, I want to let you know that I was giggling at the witty banter. On a less frivolous note, I am quite sorry that your ~mother~ caught you with your boyfriend.

Date: 2005-05-22 02:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] collie13.livejournal.com
Aww, be nice now! It would seem Sythyry's a bit shy, so wouldn't asking him this (however un-embarrassingly we might mean it to be) perhaps be more than he could comfortably handle? ;)

Date: 2005-05-22 02:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gavinfox.livejournal.com
Yea. Probably.

Uhm. Sorry Sythyry. Erm. Yea. That was rude of me. uhm... er...

*eyes shift*

Its just kiiiinda that I have, uhhh, friends who might, uhhh, be 'into' that kinda stuff... yea, that's the ticket...

Date: 2005-05-22 02:59 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sythyry.livejournal.com
I may be traff, but I am not a pervert. I have no intention of discussing my organs of pleasure with any non-primes. And, since my friends are already making jokes about me romancing Vae, this is rather a sore topic.

Date: 2005-05-22 03:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sythyry.livejournal.com
[Bard beams! Thanks!]

Date: 2005-05-22 03:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sythyry.livejournal.com
Feel free to satisfy your uhhh-friends by whatever means are available to you. Don't you dare involve me.

Date: 2005-05-22 03:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sythyry.livejournal.com
thank you!

[OOC: I turned the 'he' into 'zie' when I translated for zir. -bb]

Date: 2005-05-22 03:02 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gavinfox.livejournal.com
...How about I drop the subject.

Date: 2005-05-22 03:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gavinfox.livejournal.com
I'm just gonna drop this subject now and never talk to you about this again. I get the picture. Sorry. Just so you know, consider rereading my statements as if said from an ironic, facetious tone. I honestly wasn't expecting an answer from you, angry or otherwise.

[bard, this subject seems to interest more than me. the zi-ri seem to be the most sexually fascinating primes on the world tree. at least they are the most exotic. is explaining some ideas for how things down there work at all a possibility? it'd probably make for some really nice yiff sometime!]

Date: 2005-05-22 03:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] collie13.livejournal.com
*guiltily stifled snicker* You're both really cute, you know. ;)

Date: 2005-05-22 03:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sythyry.livejournal.com
The officially courtly right reply is, "Nothing could please me more"

Of course that's wrong. Several things could please me more, just now. Seven and twelve of them involve seven and twelve notable people dealing with Vae in one of seven and twelve notable ways. I don't expect any of those pleasures, but your dropping the subject would be at least a partial substitute.

Date: 2005-05-22 03:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sythyry.livejournal.com

I honestly wasn't expecting an answer from you,

I am procrastinating with all my might at the moment.

this subject seems to interest more than me.

[We have never promised not to write World Tree erotica, but we've never been inspired to write more than sizzling-hot one-sentence nonspecific sex scenes, either. Since it is not specified in detail in any official World Tree material, individual GMs and players are encouraged to invent it for their own stories if it becomes relevant. Same answer as for any other topic we don't describe in detail. Happy creative yiffing. -bb]

Date: 2005-05-22 03:18 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sythyry.livejournal.com
[Yay, verbal tennis!]

Date: 2005-05-22 03:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gavinfox.livejournal.com
[I dont think erotica would come up in a pen and paper rpg that much, but, well, most furries know that there are places online where you can do that sort of thing as a furry character, and using a Prime for that sort of thing -- especially one with unique biology -- might very well come up on more than one occasion, given the chance....]

Date: 2005-05-22 03:26 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sythyry.livejournal.com
[Oh, feel free to play a prime on FurryMUCK or Taps or PBX or SPR or wherever! -bb]

Date: 2005-05-22 03:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sythyry.livejournal.com
[And for another practical consideration -- I don't think that my powers as a writer are adequate to the task of describing my favorite set of RL genitalia in a way that is both anatomically convincing and erotically appealing to someone who didn't know the basic concepts. Alien ones that I have never seen, much less sired a child upon, are gonna be a bit harder. -bb]

Date: 2005-05-22 03:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sythyry.livejournal.com
[Oh, and I know for a fact that one of the modules has been played by a team that replaced all the fights with seductions. "It just happened that way," said one player. "I didn't get to use my combat monster Gormoror's main stats at all."]

Date: 2005-05-22 04:20 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gavinfox.livejournal.com
[Alright. Been reading up on this. In our world at least, this seems to be true:

"Hermaphrodites are divided into two main categories: synchronous hermaphrodites, and sequential hermaphrodites. In the synchronous hermaphrodites, organisms possess both active male and active female reproductive organs at the same time. In sequential hermaphrodites, both male and female reproductive organs may be present, but only one is active and viable at any given time."

Which are zi ri? Or something completely different? And what's this about only one sexual organ?]

Date: 2005-05-22 04:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] terrycloth.livejournal.com
Have to wonder if one of those twelve involves teleporting Vae to the close vicinity of a certain nosy extradimensional monster... q:3

Date: 2005-05-22 06:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jennicacat.livejournal.com
Monster's parents often have problems with their children's significant others becuase they know that lovers are the people best able to hurt their children.

Zir ~mother~ loves you. In addition zie knows what it is like to be immortal, and to watch zir loved ones die. Zie is most likely terrified that, even if Ilottat is willing to deal with the stigma through out his life of being noble and openly traff - and doesn't reject you for political reasons - Ilottat is going to hurt you badly. Because baring freak accidents or nendrai, you are going to live longer than him. (such a cheerful monster am I)

So have tolerance with zir. Zie doesn't understand, it has likely been several centuries since zie was the same age as zir contemporaries, and zie just wants to save you pain.

Mothers, and likely ~mothers~ are like that.

Date: 2005-05-22 12:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sythyry.livejournal.com
I wasn't so much intolerant as, well, cornered.

Date: 2005-05-22 12:53 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] greenreaper.livejournal.com
"It just happened" - that's always the excuse!

Date: 2005-05-23 07:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tuftears.livejournal.com
An eye with tiny Rassimel scholars! ... One trusts these are merely shaped like Rassimel scholars and not, say, actual Rassimel scholars transmuted into metal. Hmm. Can Nendrai turn things into metal?

Date: 2005-05-23 07:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sythyry.livejournal.com
They're little wires twisted to look like Rassimel scholars. Nendrai and metal... I must calculate ... I think Vae could turn a coconut into metal. Which is alarming.

Date: 2005-05-23 07:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tuftears.livejournal.com
*admires the artistry of the wire-twists* Depicting a Rassimel so clearly that one can tell they're scholars takes some work indeed!

Date: 2005-05-23 07:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sythyry.livejournal.com
Triangular scholars' hoods, and some of them have books.

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