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May. 21st, 2005 01:50 pmMaternal Visitation [21 Lage 4261]
~Mother~ showed up shortly after dawn. I suppose I should use zir common name, Eitharheinen, since I'm the only one who calls zir ~mother~. Zie's Zemi's ~father~.
In any case, Eitharheinen flew around and peered through my window before tapping on it. This was unwise of zir. I had induced my boyfriend to stay the night, now that he's admitted to my housemates that he is indeed my boyfriend. (Yes, they all knew it before, especially the one who'd arranged it.) this was wise of me. I had left the curtains open in the night, thinking that it was night and nobody would see. This was unwise of me.
I shan't record the actual conversation. It requires a certain presence of mind to remember the details, and, of course, being woken by a parent when one is abed with one's traff lover whom one has not yet quite manage to mention to zir is not, in some cases, wholly conducive to presence of mind.
Zie was not pleased.
I introduced them as best I could.
Zie was not pleased that I was performing unnatural junctions with a member of the upper nobility.
We debated the matter. Zie did indeed recommend continence for a few decades, or occasional trips to one of the cities with a larger Zi Ri population to find suitable playmates. No, zie couldn't introduce me to anyone. Yes, zie admitted that I'd have much better luck when I was at least a century old. No, zie wouldn't want me to take that much time out of my classes. No, zie didn't know that I couldn't leave Vheshrame any time soon.
"Um ... why can't you leave Vheshrame any time soon?" zie asked.
"Did you hear about the nendrai?"
Zie had, indeed, heard about the nendrai. That was, indeed, why zie was coming to visit. It did, indeed, distract zir from my boyfriend. He did, indeed, take that opportunity to switch to water form and slink off.
"Paying last respects to your doomed child?" I asked.
"Not quite that, Sythyry. Glikkonen sent me something for you," said Eitharheinen.
The "something" was a glass teardrop containing twelve tiny Rassimel scholars made of twelve different colors of very thin metal wire. "This is the Eye of Mirizan and Melizan."
Me:"Two people sharing one eye? That seems a bit, well, overly cozy."
Never, never use phrases like "overly cozy" when an aggressive parent has just caught you being overly cozy with a sort of person whom zie is categorically opposed to you ever being intimate with.
Approximately six hundred and eighteen years later -- or a third of an hour by the rolling of the sun -- zie calmed down enough to tell me what the Eye of Mirizan and Melizan is for.
Me:"Will it keep me safe from Vaisessasilmin?"
Eitharheinen:"Well ... no. I need to talk to Zemi about getting this ridiculous job put on someone more expendable. I can't imagine why zie didn't tell the Duke to do that in the first place."
Me:"Zie tried."
Then I had to describe the whole scene with the duke and all.
Me:"What does this famous Eye do?"
Eitharheinen:"It analyzes magic, and writes down what it sees."
Me:"Um ... why is this helpful?"
Eitharheinen:"So we know if she's done anything to you. So we have several clues about how to fix it."
Me:"Oh... I suppose that is useful."
Eitharheinen:"It is, in any case, the best we have available in short order. The other choices were Holocaust War weaponry, or more modern variations on that."
Me:"I daresay that the duke wouldn't be wholly pleased if I laid waste to half his countryside trying to kill Vae."
Eitharheinen:"No. The more so since nobody is supposed to have anything like that anymore."
Me:"Well, I'm certainly glad that our family doesn't have anything like that anymore. Also glad that nobody else's family does either."
Eitharheinen:"Well, you've certainly picked up the courtly wit."
Me:"I was trying for a course of study in social climbing and strong magic, really I was."
Eitharheinen:"You're supposed to climb the social ladder with the counts' children. Not climb on the counts' children. See, I can still do it too."
Me:"Much as my filial piety demands that I listen to you speak ill of my choice of lovers for as long as you want, I do have to go do an errand or two. I don't want to keep Vae waiting."
Eitharheinen:"Oh! Today? I'm going to go exert ~paternal~ influence on Zemi, then."
We wished each other luck, most sincerely. I did pause a bit to scribble this in my journal, though. It's a calming sort of thing, and I don't really want to be quite so jarred-off and upset as from ~mother~ yelling at me when I go deal with Vae by myself for the first time, with only this Eye thing to protect me.
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Date: 2005-05-21 06:02 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-05-21 07:01 pm (UTC)OOC Question
Date: 2005-05-21 07:30 pm (UTC)Re: OOC Question
Date: 2005-05-21 07:37 pm (UTC)Anyways.... today, at least, I knew I was writing witty banter, but I don't think I even grinned. 'til I just went and reread it. Then I chortled, yes I did.
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Date: 2005-05-21 08:48 pm (UTC)So how do Zi Ri determine "mother" vs "father" roles?
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Date: 2005-05-21 08:55 pm (UTC)If one parent raises the child, that one is the ~mother~ and the other the ~father~. I'm not sure what it's called when both raise the child.
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Date: 2005-05-21 09:53 pm (UTC)I'm not exactly sure how it works with Zi Ri. I mean, are there different roles when it comes to the mechanics of procreation? And if so, wouldn't those determine who's the ~mother~ and who's the ~father~?
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Date: 2005-05-21 09:55 pm (UTC)My mother just found out that I am sleeping with someone of the wrong species.
I am about to head out to pay a social call on a nendrai.
The last thing I want to talk about is the mechanics of procreation. Owie!
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Date: 2005-05-21 10:45 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-05-22 12:49 am (UTC)That being said, you seem to be hinting there are two sets of Zi Ri sexual organs -- those for recreational sex, and those for procreation. If I'm remembering correctly, you've several times now strongly intimated procreation is quite painful for Zi Ri. Is this true?
Please feel free to wait on replying until you've faced down your first lone encounter with a Dread Monster of Doom[TM], of course. ;)
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Date: 2005-05-22 12:59 am (UTC)I have one sexual organ. It is used for procreation only. It is not accessable under ordinary circumstances, for which I am very, very glad. I very do not want to think about that.
I have several organs (e.g., [untranslateable -bb]) used for recreation, and many others (e.g., mouth) which combine recreation and practical functions. Ilottat has sampled them all, and, I believe, approves of them.
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Date: 2005-05-22 02:13 am (UTC)Thanks!
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Date: 2005-05-22 02:53 am (UTC)Uhm. Sorry Sythyry. Erm. Yea. That was rude of me. uhm... er...
*eyes shift*
Its just kiiiinda that I have, uhhh, friends who might, uhhh, be 'into' that kinda stuff... yea, that's the ticket...
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Date: 2005-05-22 03:01 am (UTC)[OOC: I turned the 'he' into 'zie' when I translated for zir. -bb]
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Date: 2005-05-22 03:10 am (UTC)[bard, this subject seems to interest more than me. the zi-ri seem to be the most sexually fascinating primes on the world tree. at least they are the most exotic. is explaining some ideas for how things down there work at all a possibility? it'd probably make for some really nice yiff sometime!]
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Date: 2005-05-22 03:10 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-05-22 03:11 am (UTC)Of course that's wrong. Several things could please me more, just now. Seven and twelve of them involve seven and twelve notable people dealing with Vae in one of seven and twelve notable ways. I don't expect any of those pleasures, but your dropping the subject would be at least a partial substitute.
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Date: 2005-05-22 03:17 am (UTC)I am procrastinating with all my might at the moment.
[We have never promised not to write World Tree erotica, but we've never been inspired to write more than sizzling-hot one-sentence nonspecific sex scenes, either. Since it is not specified in detail in any official World Tree material, individual GMs and players are encouraged to invent it for their own stories if it becomes relevant. Same answer as for any other topic we don't describe in detail. Happy creative yiffing. -bb]
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Date: 2005-05-22 04:20 am (UTC)"Hermaphrodites are divided into two main categories: synchronous hermaphrodites, and sequential hermaphrodites. In the synchronous hermaphrodites, organisms possess both active male and active female reproductive organs at the same time. In sequential hermaphrodites, both male and female reproductive organs may be present, but only one is active and viable at any given time."
Which are zi ri? Or something completely different? And what's this about only one sexual organ?]
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Date: 2005-05-22 04:32 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-05-22 06:11 am (UTC)Zir ~mother~ loves you. In addition zie knows what it is like to be immortal, and to watch zir loved ones die. Zie is most likely terrified that, even if Ilottat is willing to deal with the stigma through out his life of being noble and openly traff - and doesn't reject you for political reasons - Ilottat is going to hurt you badly. Because baring freak accidents or nendrai, you are going to live longer than him. (such a cheerful monster am I)
So have tolerance with zir. Zie doesn't understand, it has likely been several centuries since zie was the same age as zir contemporaries, and zie just wants to save you pain.
Mothers, and likely ~mothers~ are like that.
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